Waching daily Nov 2 2018

- By the way, that's a whiskey drink

that I just pounded for 13 seconds.

Yeah, so probably about three minutes into this set

I'm just gonna be like, yeah, so (mimics vomiting)

♪ It's time for Brew-HaHa ♪

♪ The drinking game comedy show ♪

♪ Drink when the light flashes ♪

♪ Brew-HaHa ♪

♪ The drinking game comedy show ♪

♪ Let's get drunk off our asses ♪

♪ You're gonna LOL at Brew-HaHa ♪

♪ Gonna LOL tonight ♪

♪ Yes ♪

- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Brew-HaHa,

the comedy show drinking game.

How y'all feeling tonight? (audience cheers)

- [Brad Voiceover] Hey, Brad here.

If this looks a lot like episode one,

it's because it was filmed on the same night as that episode

so, this is episode two.

Welcome. (laughs) Bienvenidos.

- For those of you who haven't been here before,

we start Brew-HaHa with some traditions.

The first tradition is I tell stories from previous parties.

We have the lovely Porta-Potties

for you guys to use up there.

This show wasn't always this large,

and so we remember the day when we needed to start

having Porta-Potties at our show.

We've had some drugs done in the Porta-Potty,

that's always a fun one.

This is one of my favorite all time Brew-HaHa stories.

'Cause if you're trying to do drugs at a party

and you're not sure if you can do drugs,

that's totally fine, just don't do what these guys did

because we walked by the Porta-Potty,

it was me and Marissa, and we heard this dude

inside the Porta-Potty go, "This cocaine is awesome!"

And the other dude he was with said,

"I'm gonna live forever!"

Which is the most cocaine thing you could ever say.

But then the first guy said, "This is as good as it gets."

Which is amazing, 'cause they were in

a Porta-Potty in our driveway.

I'm more covered in sweat than I'd like to be.

Ladies and gentlemen of Brew-HaHa,

let me explain to you how this drinking game works.

We have two simultaneous drinking games,

one for you the audience, and one for the comics.

For you the audience, we've created a drinking game

that goes along with stand-up comedy.

Anytime this sign lights up, you guys take a drink.

It'll fuck 'em up, it'll be awesome,

they will stumble, it's gonna be so fun.

For the comics, they will be getting

progressively drunker throughout the show.

Also they will be chugging at the top of their set

for as many seconds as rules as the previous comic broke.

So if I'm comic number three and comic number two

has broken eight rules, I will chug

for eight seconds at the top of my set.

Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, for your drinking game rules

for tonight, I'm turning it over to our rule master Marissa.

- What's up guys?

Number one: whenever a comic talks

in a funny voice or sings.

Number two: whenever a comic talks about

a relationship, past or present.

Number three: whenever a comic talks about drugs or alcohol.

Number four: whenever a comic talks about politics.

Number five: whenever a comic talks

to somebody in the audience.

Number six: whenever a comic tries to

figure out what the rules are.

Cool? (audience cheers)

Yeah, let's do it. - Okay, let's get an audience

rule, who has an idea for a rule?

Genitals?

Genitals it is.

- [Marissa] Talking about their genitals.

I love it. - Round of applause

for Marissa, our rule master. (audience cheers)

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready

for this Brew-HaHa to start in principle?

Guys, this first comic is a Brew-HaHa legend.

He's one of the most requested people

we've ever had on this show to come back.

Ladies and gentlemen, make as much noise as you can

for Morgan Jay!

- A lot of good-looking people come to the show.

In fact, sometimes I'm kinda like,

trying to have sex with the whole audience.

If you come to Brew-HaHa with a date,

I can assure you you are going to get laid.

It's gonna look good on camera.

Oh shit is right, girl.

'Cause it's about to get sexy in here.

It's already steamy as fuck right now.

So what's up guys, my name is Morgan Jay dot com.

It's such a...

It's so fun to be here with you tonight tonight.

Let's see what we got in the crowd tonight.

You two, you girl, chewing the inside

of your mouth right now.

Are one of these men your lovers?

Are you dating any of them?

Either of them?

No no, the ones next to you.

Not behind you, next to you.

That'd be weird if you came with a date

and you were like, sit behind me.

Sit behind me tonight.

Okay, you, my dude.

This your girl over there?

Gonna be create some blasian babies.

How long have you two been together?

Seven months, and how did you two meet?

Korean barbecue?

Okay.

You lookin' for more than Korean meats, I see you.

I see you, dude.

So I'ma pick up my ladies.

Did you approach her, did she approach you?

Both, that's, doesn't work, I don't know how that.

We approached one another.

I just picture them slowly walking towards

one another, eye contact.

Alright, let's do a song and then we'll start the show.

How does that sound, guys?

I had the salad, you had the salmon.

I see the waiter, the check is coming.

You look at me, I see you thinking

all you wanna know now is how we gonna be paying.

Can we split the check? You clearly had more than me.

Can we split the check?

You picked this place, it's bougie.

Can we split the check? What happened to equality?

Can we split the check? This can't cost 150.

Oh no no, no no, girl,

how many glasses of merlot did you order?

A glass of wine can't be $18, this is bullshit.

Why did we come here, why did we come here?

Girl, you know that this is just the first date.

We could've had a cheeseburger and a milkshake.

But even after the salmon you got some cheesecake.

Don't even got a doggy bag that we can take home.

We could've saved it for later after we made love,

take it out of the 'frigerator but you

ate everything and I'm not saying that

to make you feel bad, in fact,

I like that quality

but it's proving to me that it's healthier, girl,

to have a half portion.

Let's just have half of the food

and save the other half for later

like if we go to the Cheesecake Factory

let's just get an appetizer and an entree.

That's a lot of food for two people.

Now this is the part of the song that gets interactive.

You girl, with your hoop earrings

that is so attractive over there, girl.

Can I spit it to you for a second?

Now there's no right or wrong answer to this,

I just want you to be honest with me.

Do you split the check on the first date?

Okay, he answered for you, oh snap.

Oh snap, oh snap.

He really remembered that.

But you know what, girl?

You do look a little expensive.

But I'm not even judging, I'm just letting

you know, like it's okay.

Whatever, it's cool.

Now fellas, fellas, fellas, fellas, fella-la-la-la-la-las,

or whoever occupies the male gender role

in your relationship,

because I like to be inclusive in my music,

take notes, 'cause ladies, they do this thing

where if you're the man, you'll be like,

"Hey boo boo, I got it."

And she'll be like, "No, let's split it."

And you'll be like, "No, I insist, I got it."

And inside she's like, hell yes you got it.

Because that was a test.

Am I wrong or am I right, girl?

Thank you.

'Cause if you don't get it, you don't get none.

Now me, personally,

I believe in chivalry.

I believe the man should pay for it

but at this point in my life economically,

I have to adopted the philosophy,

I have to assume some fiscal responsibility.

Now honestly, when I wrote this song

I wasn't doing that well financially

but right now I'm kinda doing okay.

I got that, I got that second round money

and by that I mean like, I would go out with friends

and they'd be like, "Hey bro, I got the first round."

I'd be like, "You got the only round."

I'm sorry to tell you

you got the, you got the only round.

You got the, you got the only round.

You got the, you you you you you got the only round.

You got the (scats)

Now this was normally where I end the song

but I'd like to do something special with the song.

I'm going to fade the song out

like you would do on your iPhone

like in an album you hear,

you ain't ever seen this shit done live before, here we go.

Can we split the check? You clearly had more than me.

Can we split the check?

You picked this place, it's bougie.

Can we split the check? What happened to equality?

Can we split the check? This can't cost 150.

Can we split the check?

Not yet, not yet, shut up, not yet, not yet.

No, not yet, no no.

Can we split the check? (mumbles)

(mumbles)

(audience cheers) Alright, guys!

I took a shot of whiskey and I had a beer,

I'm having a beer now.

I don't drink before I sing because I burp,

so it's like... (burps)

- Ladies and gentlemen, make as much noise as you can

for miss Rachel Mac! (audience cheers)

Marissa, how long are Rachel and I drinking?

Nine seconds?

- [Audience] Nine, eight, seven, six, five...

- I have performed drunk once before

and I did show a tit to the crowd,

so who knows what could happen tonight?

How many women at this show have fucked Brad?

Oh man, so happy to be here.

I am Rachel Mac.

I lost my virginity when I was 25

and after it happened, I was like,

hm, could've waited longer.

It was fine, not mind-blowing,

and I still made mistakes as a 25 year old grown woman.

I had a man over to my apartment once

and I said, "Would you like a drink?"

And he said, "Negatron."

And I still fucked him, what?

After he came, he said, "If you ever got preggo,

"would you get an aborty?"

And I was like, "I'm gonna get one tonight just in case."

I am a middle school English teacher.

You're welcome.

Oh, I teach in Beverly Hills so the kids are rich,

but I do still like them, and...

I had this eighth grader last year.

Let's call him Cooper Deers

'cause that's his name.

And Cooper plagiarized his Morality

in To Kill a Mockingbird essay, yeah.

So I had to call up his mom and I was like,

"Hey Mrs. Deers, Cooper plagiarized,

"I have to give him an F on this assignment."

And she was like, "Oh no no no.

"Cooper doesn't understand what plagiarism is.

"You can't punish him for that."

And I was like, "Mrs. Deers, whether or not

"Cooper understands what plagiarism is,

"he plagiarized, it's cheating, and if you want him

"to succeed at this school, you're gonna

"have to give me $2,000."

Then I paid off some loans!

So we had some drama in eighth grade.

Right before school started, I got an email from Chloe's mom

and it was like, "Hey Ms. M, just FYI,

"Chloe had her bat mitzvah this weekend

"and all of your students attended

"and all of your male students

"went into the bathroom together,

"jacked themselves off, and then came everywhere."

Well, number one, that is insane.

Number two, what am I supposed to do about it?

I'm the English teacher.

I wasn't even invited to this bat mitzvah

and I look Jewish as fuck, so that hurt,

but I'm a professional so I will handle it.

I put all the girls in the hallway, sat all the boys down.

And Trevor, he was like, "Uh, Ms. M, you look disappointed."

And I was like, "Well yeah, Trevor, I am."

And he was like, "Well you shouldn't be,

"'cause it was just a game, and my juice went the furthest."

And I was like, "Trevor, it is farthest!

"Have I taught you nothing!"

They're so dumb!

I did punish them, though.

I had them write two essays.

The first one was, How to Behave at a Bat Mitzvah,

and the second one was Proper Places to Cum, so.

I lost my virginity late, I was 25,

but I actually wasn't, that is weird that you would applaud

or woo, but I will take it.

So I didn't lose my virginity until 25

but it wasn't until 27

that I lost my handjob virginity.

Are you into the handy, sir?

Oh, just a shrug?

We handies over here, do you like 'em?

Wow, this is my handy man crowd, right here.

But thankfully for you,

I've come prepared with a list of reasons

why I love handjobs.

Reason number one why I love handjobs: minimal contact.

I can be here, he's way over there,

a cop could pull up because of course, we're in a car.

His penis is exposed, meanwhile I am fully clothed,

innocent as a kitten.

Second reason why I love handjobs, oh yeah:

no cum in your mouth.

Self-explanatory, but worth mentioning.

I see some nods.

Third reason: it sends the right message.

A dick in your mouth, he might think that you love him.

A handjob is like, we're friends, you know?

Final reason, sir, you know,

this one's a bit controversial

'cause some people are like, "Oh, he never cums,

"it takes forever!"

Me, I welcome the wait.

I just imagine myself flexing, it's a good workout!

You guys think Michelle Obama got

those arms by doing push-ups?

No no no, drink to that!

I do have a question before I leave.

You can keep this, sir, for your...

As a memento, and if you're like,

wanting one you can bust out the reasons.

I do have a question before I leave.

Has anyone in here ever fucked a ten?

You have? I don't believe you, sir.

No offense, it's just a stretch.

Do we even have any tens in here tonight?

You know, and that's fine.

Tens don't often come to comedy shows.

They don't need laughter.

But a few years ago, I was single and I was at a wedding

and one of the groomsmen was a ten.

Did you know that if you're the only single woman

at a wedding, you get to fuck that ten!

Oh, yummy, drink!

This ten took me back to his hotel room.

We started smooching. (makes kissing noises)

And then he asked if I wanted to smoke pot.

I don't know about you guys, I'm not a big pot smoker.

I'd only smoked pot once before

and then I watched the movie Sister Act

and I cried uncontrollably.

So I didn't want to, but if a ten asks, a ten will receive.

So I smoked it right on up and he promptly went down on me

which is a surprising move for a ten.

They don't have to.

So he's like (slurps) lap lap lap.

As he should, but then the pot starts to seep into my system

and I'm like, well what is pot?

Pot's a drug. What do drugs do?

They kill people.

They killed Amy Winehouse.

They killed that guy from Glee.

He had that killing substance in his mouth,

now his mouth is on my pussy and I will surely die.

So I'm very worried about dying,

and I'm also worried that if he looks up

and sees how scared I am, the sex will be over.

And in fact, he does look up,

and he's like, "What's wrong?

"Am I doing a bad job?"

And the insecurity on that ten's face,

I came immediately.

I've been Rachel Mac, thank you guys.

This is one of the best shows in LA.

It's a really happy crowd.

They are wasted.

They are, you know, just ready to laugh and to fuck

and I'm down for that too.

- Alright, this next guy coming to the stage, he hasn't been

on Brew-HaHa in a couple years, I'm very excited.

He's a great friend of mine, a great friend of the show.

Make some noise for Mr. Jonathan Rowell.

Marissa, how long are we drinking?

- [Marissa] Nine seconds.

- Nine seconds, guys, count us down from nine, he's excited.

- [Audience] Nine, eight, seven, six, five...

- I am not nervous about going on stage 'cause I'm drunk

and, but I'm not too drunk.

I'm like the perfect level of drunk

and I'm also kinda horny.

I love this tree.

This tree is so, uh, it's great, I love it.

The tree is amazing, it's very mystical.

I don't know if you guys knew that but it is.

It's very like, Into the Woods, it's gonna sing to you,

it's your mother who died, I love it.

You guys, I gotta get it out of the way, I'm gay.

I have to tell you that because I did a show

the other day, did not mention once that I was gay

and I said faggot 17 times.

The set didn't go great and everyone's like,

"You're a fucking monster."

Okay, cool.

No, I'm gay, but I think that straight guys are cool.

I think that you guys are awesome.

I think that, well, I think that you guys are cool

in LA and New York and San Francisco-ey, Austin-ey,

like I feel like you guys are cool in those areas.

You're so nice here.

I do have to say, straight guys are so nice in LA.

Like, you have, you really are.

Not to straight, here's the thing, not to straight women.

No, absolutely not.

To gay men.

To gay men.

Straight guys are really nice to gay men in LA

and you are at the level of progressiveness and niceness

to where I feel like you guys can knock it off.

You can stop.

It's at a level of niceness where I legit,

when I'm out and about, I legit do not know

like, who's nice and who's gay.

I cannot tell, like are you trying to be a good person

or are you down to fuck?

I need to know.

I was in a gay bar, okay, I was vibing with a guy.

He touched my wrist twice.

Gay, okay?

He bought me a gin and soda, very gay, okay?

And then we were talking and he mixed up

Naomi Watts with Nicole Kidman

and there was like a record scratch

and I was like, hold on.

Are you fucking straight?

And he was like, "Oh, yeah, is that okay?"

Like, absolutely not, it is not okay.

I kind of miss the old days

where you straight guys used to be like,

mean and hot, you know?

Now you guys are all like, nice and chubby, you know?

Whatever.

I've noticed that straight guys,

especially in gay clubs, at Pride, on the dance floor,

they don't know how to act and it's fine

and you can tell a straight guy on the dance floor at Pride

by what I like to call the straight wave.

They do this thing where if like, you're dancing

and you're vibing and then you see a guy that you like

and you catch eye contact with him,

and if he's straight and he doesn't know what to do

and you're just kind of like, really intense,

like rocking back and forth and you're just like

what's happening, you know,

he'll do this thing which is this, he'll go...

That's the straight wave.

And here's the thing, gays don't wave, okay?

Like, if that was a gay guy who was not into you,

if he like was dancing and he caught your eye

on the dance floor, he'd be like, mmm, nope,

like he would just turn straight around, not at all.

Look, I want you guys to have a good time

but I also wanna talk about how they're still

killing gay men in Chechnya, so I don't know,

you know what I mean?

They're still killing gay men in Chechnya

and I don't know what to do about it

and I definitely feel like the community

is looking to me for answers, you know?

I shared it twice on Facebook.

I don't know what to do.

I was reading that the government is rounding up

gay men in Chechnya, taking them to concentration camps,

torturing them and potentially murdering them,

but you also have an option.

If you know a gay person in Chechnya,

you have permission to kill them yourselves.

So I read that an uncle pushed

his gay nephew off a balcony,

which is horrifying,

but that's also kind of the gayest way to kill someone.

Just like, die.

Uh, like that's gay, that's Jafar-level gay.

Like, he didn't like, walk forward and like, push him off.

He floated forward through mist and just

like pushed him off.

Like the only way that kid's death could've been gayer

is if he had pushed him through French doors.

Like that's the only way.

I have a straight roommate, and again, cool, it's great

and he invites his friends over to the apartment a lot

and I love that he has friends, and I definitely...

And again, to straight guys, I think that you guys

for sure deserve love, I do, but here's the thing.

There is no worse sound to me in the world

than a bunch of straight dudes having fun.

That's a terrifying sound and historically

it's when most bad things have happened, okay?

It just sounds aggressive!

It just sounds like, hey, dude, what the fuck are you doing?

What's happening?

Marcus, Marcus, bro bro bro!

It just sounds like that, and I'm like,

huddled in the next room like a Jew hiding from Nazis.

I do not wanna be found.

And I heard one of my straight roommate's friends

say faggot from the next room,

and I am a realistic person when it comes to faggot.

I love saying faggot,

and if I heard a straight guy saying faggot,

as long as it's not directed to me,

or we're in a gay bar, if it's just like,

down the street into the darkness or whatever,

I wouldn't bother you, I wouldn't confront you,

because you can say whatever you want

even though I may not like it, you know?

But in my own apartment, that makes me sad,

especially because I was in literally the next room

being a faggot, okay?

I was doing poppers alone, okay?

And not like, experimenting, like hee-hee, what's this?

I was like inhaling them like I needed them for nutrients.

Like, that's what I...

And what I don't like is all his friends are like,

sensitive straight dudes with floppy hair.

Don't pay attention to my hair.

And they're just like sensitive dudes

who like, if you confront them about like,

you shouldn't have said faggot,

they're like, "Dude, calm down, okay,

"when I say faggot, I did not mean gay, okay?

"I meant stupid.

"Feel better?"

I don't like that.

If you're gonna say faggot, say faggot, if you're straight.

Like my Mexican uncles were like,

"Well, we call you faggot 'cause you're gay

"and that's gross," and I'm like, okay, fair, fair.

I am Mexican, I don't look it, I look white,

some say 'cause I'm blessed, but

I am Mexican and I have,

I have three very hood Mexican sisters who...

I'm very Pasadena but they're very hood.

My gayness translates to suburbia, if that's what it is.

But one of them doesn't like me 'cause I'm gay.

I thought it was 'cause she was jealous of my hair

but it's 'cause I'm gay

and I knew that coming out, you know,

I knew that she didn't like me.

When I came out I actually just,

I knew how she felt about gay people

so I just texted her that I was gay.

She's the only person I didn't do it in person.

So I just texted, I was like hey, I'm gay

and I just texted that.

And she texted back, K,

which is bone-chilling.

And then about a week later I was moving.

For my apartment she had lent me this Crate and Barrel chair

and I had left it out in the courtyard in the rain

and it got ruined and I had to text her.

I was like, I'm so sorry, the chair you lent me,

I fucked it up, I'll buy you a new one.

And she texted back, "Yeah, you're a fucking

"inconsiderate faggot, it's just like you

"to ruin my furniture being a stupid faggot.

"You're gonna burn in hell.

"Jesus saves, not you 'cause you're a faggot."

That's verbatim what she texted me.

And at that moment I was like,

uh, I feel like this is more than just about the chair.

And also, no it's not like me to be

an inconsiderate faggot and ruin furniture.

I feel like my people are known for quite the opposite.

Thank you guys so much, bye-bye.

That's seven or eight drinks.

I literally, I swear, maybe I'm drunk

but I swear I drank for 34 seconds.

I swear to god.

- Coming to the stage right now,

make as much noise as you can for Mr. Dave Ross.

Marissa, how long are Dave and I drinking?

- [Marissa] 13 seconds. - 13 seconds, guys,

count us down.

- [Audience] Thirteen, twelve, eleven, ten, nine...

- I perform drunk and I'm like ooh,

what is this feeling, yeah!

I'm gonna get to be drunk tonight.

I live a simple life.

This is the silliest dumbest show you'll ever do.

Everyone, by the way, that's a whiskey drink

that I just pounded for 13 seconds, yeah.

And y'all make strong drinks here in this backyard.

I don't know how often you all make it down

to Orange County, California.

Yeah, wow, you're gonna fucking hate this joke.

I think there are people in America who,

like, the stereotype of California is that we all

walk around all the time like, ha ha, ha, right?

And we all like, surf to work?

That stereotype is real in Orange County.

Just imagine that a human being could be a flip-flop?

That's everyone in Orange County, California.

They all just walk around all the time like,

"Jah, dude, I like Incubus, still!"

Unreal.

Unreal.

So I was there and I met like an OC dude,

you know, like a surfer dude?

And I didn't even know those people were real.

Came up to me, I did a show, he walked up to me

after the show, but I saw him coming from a mile away.

He was walking straight for me, arms up,

fuckin' bouncing, you know, just like,

so visibly positive, fuckin' positive,

yah dude, yah dude, yah dude,

just fuckin' walkin' up to me

and he gets up to me and the first thing he says is this.

"'Sup dude, fuck yeah!"

That's the opening line.

'Sup dude, fuck yeah!

He said hello and then he celebrated that hello

immediately after it!

Could you imagine being that positive in your life?

I want that so bad.

I'm sure that guy's inner monologue is just all day,

"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

"Fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes.

"Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.

"Who's Dan? "I'm Dan!"

He really was so angular, too, that's not an exaggeration.

In every single way.

Even how he talked, "Fuck yeah, dude,

"I'm just drawin' a square with my words."

He was just what you would picture, too.

Super tall white dude, long beautiful blonde hair,

his body was a surfboard, his head was a pineapple.

He had a girl with him, she had a catchphrase, went like

this: "Hiiiii."

And then she died.

I live here in LA and I live

right next to the headquarters of an organization

you've heard of called PETA.

And first of all, I said that to a guy at a bar once

that I live by PETA headquarters and he goes,

"No, the bread?"

So, yeah, he's the stupidest fucking person who ever lived.

Yeah man, I live by the headquarters of flatbread.

That's where I live.

It's in a old business park for the headquarters

of broad concepts.

I'm the president of cheese and you're a fucking idiot.

But yeah, so I live by PETA headquarters

and here's the thing, I'm so fucking liberal

I'm always bleeding, I'm just, you know,

I'm down for the cause.

Every year I'm like, them too, every year.

At every cause I'm all about it.

So I'm all for animal rights,

but I still fucking hate PETA so much

and it's because they treat us like we're children.

Every single PETA ad is just like,

look at this cute little bear, don't eat bears, or whatever.

This is a real thing, PETA is trying to get

the name of fish legally changed to sea kittens

so we don't eat them, yeah,

and my question is, do they think the fact that it's called

a cat is the only reason I don't eat my cat?

As if you were to change the name of a cat to a land fish

it'd be like, fry it now.

I'm fucking starving, I don't give a shit,

I eat anything called a fish!

"Dave, you're eating your couch right now!"

This is living room fish, back off!

They own the billboard over their building

and it's always some dumb shit,

but oh man, the one over Thanksgiving is fucking incredible.

It's a picture of a turkey and it says,

"You wouldn't eat your dog so why would you eat a turkey?"

I don't know, fuck you, because?

Because that's how life is?

Are you trying to mess with me?

"Hey, what if the land were on top of the sky, gotcha!"

Drives me absolutely insane.

I love that logic, too.

You wouldn't eat your dog, so why would you eat a turkey?

"You wouldn't fuck your sister, so why

"would you fuck your wife?"

Because!

'Cause that's why, fuck, I don't know!

I don't fuck my relatives!

Don't fuck my family.

I also don't eat my family.

See, that's the thing, it's not that it's a dog,

it's that it's my dog.

I'll eat your fucking dog.

Cook your dog, I'll eat it, let's do this.

I definitely heard after I said cook your dog, I'll eat it,

a very quiet voice over there go, "Amen."

I know I, maybe I made that up.

I heard the Southern accent, you heard it too.

"Amen." Oh, what the, wow.

Cook your dog, I'll eat it could be a show

on the Food Network easily, easily.

I don't know how much Food Network you watch.

I watch it all the time.

It's so fuckin' aggressive.

Like, you've all seen Chopped, right?

Yeah, great show.

Chopped is a show where people make dinner.

That's what's happening.

People are making dinner, and someone should tell

them that so they can fuckin' relax.

Truly, why does dinner need to be so aggressive?

Why is there a time limit?

Why does someone judge dinner?

There's a show that's an offshoot of Chopped.

It's about how the chefs are bad, why?

The show is every week.

It's just like, "Alright, tonight we got three chefs.

"First guy we found in a dumpster.

"Next guy has no hands.

"The last chef doesn't speak any language

"and they all have 30 seconds to make a funnel cake

"using only a Bunsen burner and an avocado!"

And the chefs are all just. (screams)

I have an idea for a cooking show.

It's called, really good cooks have plenty of time.

Thank you.

It'd be a great show.

One of the shows on the Food Network

is called Baker or Faker.

Why is the name mad?

And half the people on the show, Baker or Faker.

"Tonight on Chef or Fuckface!"

I love that it's faker, too.

"This guy's a baker, this guy's full of shit!

"Fuck him, asshole!

"Start making cookies and quit cheating on your wife!"

They're all competitions too, dude, I fuckin',

we're so close to everything on TV being competition.

"Tonight on Sex Battle!

"Mike and Amanda are both gonna fuck Steve

"and they both have 30 seconds to make him cum

"using only a Bunsen burner and an avocado!"

Thank you guys so much, I've been Dave Ross.

I was like, really in the zone.

I was like, I was at the front of my face,

just like yelling.

I was having so much fun, so I probably,

really I was just like, tunnel vision

looking at the crowd, and they could've had

to drink the whole time.

There could've been no one there.

I was just like, here are my fucking jokes!

- Ladies and gentlemen of this backyard,

that has been your Brew-HaHa, the comedy show drinking game!

One big last round of applause,

everybody have a good night!

We fucking did it!

You know why I'm not gonna get laid tonight?

Because I already got laid by comedy, by laughter.

I got laid by the collectiveness of a group of people

coming together to be like, tonight we're gonna laugh, baby.

I'm gonna regret this interview later.

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so one of the benefits of an Arizona LLC is that it does not get to file an

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Arizona Corporation Commission so Arizona LLC's do not have to file an

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This is Couples Court With the Cutlers.

This is the case of Roden versus Elliott.

You all have been in a relationship for three years?

Yes, ma'am.

And you been living together

about eight months?

Yes, ma'am.

All right. Tell me why you brought your boyfriend here.

Your Honor, I'm here today

because I think that my boyfriend is cheating on me

with my best friend of 18 years.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

We've been best friends...

JUDGE DANA: Your entire life.

Since kindergarten. Yes, ma'am.

Do you have that awful feeling in your gut?

Yes, ma'am. I do.

Woman's intuition has kicked in?

LEEANNA: Yes, ma'am.

JUDGE DANA: Tell me what that feels like.

Well, it's very hurtful

because he treats me better than any man that I've ever had before,

and our relationship is very important to me.

We don't share children,

but the children that I have, he takes very good care of.

It's devastating because I don't want my children to lose that,

and that's what would have to happen if I find out that it is true.

All right.

All right.

JUDGE DANA: Mr. Elliott.

JUDGE KEITH: Mr. Elliott,

she's accused you of cheating with a lifelong best friend.

What do you have to say about that?

I'm here to prove my point.

I mean, I'm here, right here today just to prove my love to her.

You know, I've been with her for three years.

She's done an awfully lot for me, she... I love her kids.

Her kids are most important to me, just like they're my own.

I'm just here to prove that there's none of that going on,

I'm here for you, I'm gonna always be here for you.

And I'm just ready for it to stop.

JUDGE KEITH: How did you two meet?

My brother brought me over one day.

We both was in a relationship at the time,

but it was just something about her when she walked by

that she caught my attention and my eye.

My brother-in-law had brought a comment to me and said,

"Hey, she kind of likes you," and I was like, "Okay."

Ah!

So, before you made the move,

you had to know, "Was it a move to make?" right?

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

And, Ms. Roden, what was it that you liked about Mr. Elliott?

LEEANNA: Uh, well, when we first met, he was a perfect gentleman.

He wasn't the type of guy that wanted to...

"Let's go hang out at my house," or, "Let's chill."

No, he wanted to go out on dates, he wanted to do stuff.

He wanted to get to know me before he did anything.

It took almost a month for us to even kiss.

And, like, I had...

We were sitting in the car and I was like, "We have not kissed yet."

It was just a spur of the moment thing.

I'd never really thought about it before then

because he made me feel so special

in other ways, it didn't matter.

Being a gentleman. All right.

I like that. I like that.

And she's smiling the whole time.

The whole time you talking, she's smiling.

(LAUGHS)

What went wrong?

Well, we had a small issue with his ex.

Like he said,

when we first met, we were both kinda seeing other people,

but we both resolved that

and we forgave each other for things

that had happened in between that time.

But then, there was a time that

he had went out of town for work,

and I was looking on his social media,

and there was someone that was just

liking every single picture on his social media.

So, I wrote her, she immediately started sending me

screenshots of their conversation.

He wrote her, and, you know, "What are you doing?" "How've you been?"

And, "I wanna see you," and, "Send me pictures,"...

Really?

...and stuff like that.

How old were those messages?

Well, at that time, it happened that day,

but, I mean, this has been, now, a year and a half old,

but that's when things kind of... My trust was like...

Mr. Elliott...

So, it makes you suspicious of him in general?

LEEANNA: Yeah.

Okay. Did this happen?

Not quite like how she said it.

We just had a friendly conversation. That's all it was. I mean...

But can you understand why she would be

a little upset about, "When can I see you"?

I'd be a little tight about that.

And, "Can you send me a picture?"

But it was no, "Can you see me..." "Can I see you?" It's like...

So, what was it?

It's like I haven't seen you in a while,

you know, "Could you send me a picture?"

It wasn't like, you know...

Okay. All right...

All right.

So...

No, no, no.

But...

No.

But if...

No.

No.

Not even if...

No. Not even.

Not even a little bit.

Okay. Okay.

So, let me just put the kibosh on that.

All right. Okay. So...

I don't care how long.

Well, okay, but an old friend you haven't seen in a while,

it's like, "Hey, how's it going?"

No.

"Send me a picture."

All right, Mr. Cutler, I...

Especially when you know it's somebody

that they've had relations in the past.

JUDGE DANA: Oh, no. No! No, relations.

JUDGE DANA: No. No! Well, that's a no.

I don't know where you get relations from.

So, was this an old girlfriend?

Yeah.

No.

Was it someone you hooked up with maybe once or twice?

No.

JUDGE DANA: Was it someone you had

any kind of romantic inclinations about?

So, why does she think that you all had a relationship?

See? Okay, now?

No.

That's still a no.

But it was...

It was a no.

It was no one that he had any kind of...

It's gonna be a no.

We can do this all day. No.

I'm sorry, Mr. Cutler.

JUDGE KEITH: All right, let me ask this. Okay.

So, that's one incident.

LEEANNA: Okay.

But what is it that he is doing

that makes you think that he is sleeping with your best friend?

I go on lunch, and I usually go to Terrica's house for lunch.

And, um, I pull up at Terrica's house

and both of their cars are there,

and I'm like pounding on the door for 10 minutes.

Nobody comes to the door.

JUDGE DANA: Okay, wait.

Ten minutes?

Really?

(LAUGHS)

JUDGE DANA: So, did you know that

your boyfriend was gonna be there?

No.

I'm sure you had a conversation with somebody about that.

Well, after I banged on the door for 10 minutes,

like I said, I was on lunch break,

and once I get home, he's at home

and, you know, I question him about it and he acts like he wasn't even there,

he doesn't even know what I'm talking about. Um...

So, he's like, you know, he just parked his car there or something.

I'm just like, "Really?"

All right, Mr. Elliott,

your car was at Terrica's house.

Yes, sir.

At lunch time?

Yes, sir.

Did you hear her pounding on the door?

Yeah, but it wasn't no 10 minutes.

JUDGE KEITH: Okay.

Why didn't you come to the door?

'Cause you know...

JUDGE DANA: No, we don't know!

JUDGE KEITH: No, I don't know.

JUDGE DANA: No!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

What...

JUDGE KEITH: Yeah, Mr. Elliott, you gonna have to explain that one to me.

I mean, the door came open. We opened the door.

JUDGE KEITH: And what happened when the door opened?

She kinda had that look on her like, "What's going on?"

But you couldn't say what's going on.

The door never came open. That's what I'm confused about.

The door never came open.

I had to leave 'cause I had to go back to work.

JUDGE DANA: Are there any other incidents?

Well, then, one day, I'm on my way home from work,

and I pass them riding in his car.

So, I turn around and follow them

and they were headed towards my house.

I pulled up in the driveway,

and they just made it seem like

they just went out to lunch and there was no big deal,

and I was just crazy for even thinking something was going on.

And I was like, you know, "I'm not an idiot."

Did you talk to your girlfriend about this?

I had a conversation with her about it

and she was like, "Leeanna, you know better than that.

"You're my best friend. We just went to dinner."

And, "It's nothing like that." And I'm like, "Well, why...

"How would you feel if I went to dinner with your boyfriend?"

And you can't think of any reason why

they would be in the car together

just kind of hanging out?

No.

Shortly after the dinner incident,

I come home and they're just kiki and kakaing on the phone,

and as soon as I walk in the door, he hangs up the phone.

I see her name on the screen, and I'm like, you know, "What is all that about?"

"We're talking about lunch. We're talking about what happened at lunch."

My gut just tells me that there's something not right.

All right. And Mr. Elliott, it's your position that there's nothing going on

with her best friend, Terrica.

Nothing at all.

So, your gut is saying... It's doing this,

"Danger, danger."

LEEANNA: Mmm-hmm.

Okay. Do you understand why she would feel that way?

I can see that when you say that,

but sometimes, it doesn't mean what you think it is.

All right.

Well, you haven't given us much

to think that it ain't what we think it is.

Can you help us understand why it isn't what it looks like?

I bumped into her one day and I was like, "Hey, I'm planning this.

"Would you help me?"

JUDGE DANA: Okay?

She helped me, what I was looking for.

And she helped me out through the whole thing.

Terrica, she's a great, wonderful friend,

I love her just as much as she does.

Sounds like something's afoot.

All right. Well...

In order to get to the bottom of this,

the court has tracked down the best friend, Terrica.

(AUDIENCE MUMBLES)

Ron, would you please escort Terrica into the courtroom?

Yes, Your Honor.

RON: Hi, could you come in, please?

There's none of that going on and I'm just ready for it to stop.

JUDGE DANA: What's your full name, please?

Terrica Gunn.

All right, Ms. Gunn.

All right.

JUDGE KEITH: And you have been best friends with Ms. Roden since kindergarten.

TERRICA: My whole life.

What is your relationship like with Mr. Elliott?

Um, I guess my friend 'cause that's my best friend's boyfriend.

I know him through her, I met him through their relationship.

Only way I know him is because of my best friend.

JUDGE KEITH: All right, so, do you all talk?

Do you all communicate? What's the nature of your relationship?

What do you mean "do we talk"?

Do you text each other? Do you talk on the phone?

Yeah, recently, I can say we might talk a little more than usual,

but aside from that, no.

When I see her, I see him.

We all hang out, we all talk, we all eat together,

but, yes, we've talked a little more than usual,

but not aside from what we've been talking about.

Okay, so have you been

having an affair with Mr. Elliott?

TERRICA: I have not.

I can't even believe I'm here about this.

Can I tell a story?

(QUINTIN LAUGHS)

I just wanna tell y'all what I'm here about first of all.

My best friend calls me

and she's like, "Girl, I think Quintin's cheating with this girl.

"We're gonna get her."

Guess who the ho-bag is?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

Okay, so, if I got this straight,

your friend calls you and said, "Look, we're going to court

"because I wanna find out if he's cheating

"and we're gonna track down this..."

She had a whole... We had a whole situation.

We got a certain girl that we coming here to find out about.

We had everything, and me? It's me, now?

JUDGE KEITH: But she didn't tell you it was you?

TERRICA: No!

JUDGE DANA: So, you shocked... You shocked?

Yes. Yes.

Were you afraid to tell her who you thought it was?

LEEANNA: Yes.

Why?

She's my best friend, and that's my man.

She knew I wouldn't do nothing like that.

So, it's such a hard situation.

It was just hard to let her know

that that's what we were coming for.

JUDGE DANA: So, you in your heart of hearts,

do you believe that she's doing it?

LEEANNA: She...

Because I'm looking at the tears in your eyes as you talk about this.

Do you believe your best friend is cheating?

I've got that gut feeling, but I don't want it to be true.

This gut feeling that you have,

can you describe it?

Your stomach just feels sick,

like when you see something or when you hear something,

certain things happen like the telephone calls and stuff.

It just makes you feel like...

You know?

I don't know how to explain it.

That's the best way I can explain it.

When you look across and see them just standing there together,

how does that make you feel?

Mad. (LAUGHS)

Uncomfortable.

Me, too.

Me too, me three...

Well, when you have a situation where

a woman is feeling that she is being scorned,

we felt it necessary to have a person

come and share what that is like.

Someone who has been scorned,

who has had a triangle relationship, she believes,

with her best friend and her man.

So, we have invited Ms. Mimi Faust to come and share with us.

Ms. Faust is a reality television star,

a successful businesswoman

who appears on her own program, Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.

Ron, would you escort Ms. Faust in, please?

RON: Yes, ma'am.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

RON: Ms. Faust. Hi, come in.

Please come right across the front here.

All right.

Have a seat right here.

Thank you.

Ms. Faust, thank you so much for joining us.

Thank you for having me.

We need your help.

We need your expertise.

How has infidelity impacted your life?

It's made me more aware.

It's made me think about things a little different.

It's actually raised my self esteem

going through these situations.

JUDGE DANA: What are the warning signs a partner should be on alert for

in a situation where there may be infidelity?

When your partner switches up on you,

extra phone calls are coming in,

he's staying out a little bit later,

you know, when you have that gut feeling

and you feel something is weird or strange, that's a sign.

All right, so in this case, Ms. Roden says that she has that feeling

that there are interactions between the two of them

that just make her feel like something's going on.

She sees them together in the middle of the day.

And she sees them in the car together.

Is that something that would be a red flag?

Absolutely.

They better have a damn good reason why they're together.

Have you ever had an experience

where a partner was cheating with a friend?

Oh, boy...

I know, that's like a rhetorical question.

(LAUGHS)

Tell us about it. Just tell us about it.

Oh, my God.

I mean, it was terrible.

It was terrible. It was...

He had her in his phone under, you know, a different name.

And you know, the person is calling in the middle of the night

and I'm like, "Why is your phone ringing

"at 4:00 and 5:00 in the morning?"

"It's my homeboy from the studio."

It was just crazy.

You had this gut feeling at some point?

It felt like I swallowed a cinder block.

That's what it felt like.

That was a good explanation. (LAUGHS)

JUDGE KEITH: Is that how you feel, Ms. Roden?

Yes. That was a good explanation.

Based on your experience, what can you tell them?

Well, for you, just communication.

You should talk to him, you should talk to your friend.

If she's your friend, especially if she's been your friend for many years.

...the court.

Hold up. Let her talk.

Y'all need to communicate.

You need to get all the information,

and if it doesn't feel right after that,

then you need to just leave it alone.

Period. It's not worth going through something

and you getting hurt behind it if he's not being faithful to you.

And I hope to God, best friend,

that you were being a best friend.

Right.

But there has to be a good reason...

Damn good.

...for them to be together?

Absolutely.

Especially if she's not around and she doesn't know about it. Yes.

JUDGE KEITH: All right, Ms. Gunn?

TERRICA: Yes, sir.

Is there a good reason why you and Mr. Elliott

have been spending so much time together?

There is a very good reason for it.

We've been planning something,

and honestly, it's kind of like a hard shell because this wasn't the plan.

Just put it out there, please!

This is what I want to say right here.

I was t-boned in a motorcycle race.

This woman right here took care of me.

I'd do everything a man's supposed to do.

But that really doesn't answer the court's question.

The question is, "Why are you spending so much time

"with your girlfriend's best friend?"

What is that?

This right here. That's why.

And we had a big plan.

We were planning

an engagement for her.

JUDGE DANA: That's a nice ring.

AUDIENCE: Wow!

JUDGE DANA: Oh!

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

But she's always thinking something's going on.

Is that a damn good reason?

That is a damn good reason.

Yes! (LAUGHS)

Yes.

JUDGE DANA: Those are different kind of tears.

Where's the cinder block now? Is it gone?

LEEANNA: It's gone.

All right. What you gotta say?

First, I do apologize to both of you very much,

and I love both of you so much, um...

Second, um...

I guess one reason why I am so like that with him

is because that's the best man I ever had.

I've never had somebody be as good to me as he has.

Every man that I've been with

has done me wrong in some kind of way.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Mr. Elliott,

would you like to make it a moment right now?

AUDIENCE: Yes. Yes.

Do it! Do it!

Do it! Do it!

There won't be any proposal out there in the world like this one.

LEEANNA: Oh, gosh.

Leeanna Roden,

would you marry me?

Yes.

(ALL APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)

The court is sincerely happy that you all have got to the bottom of this.

Please remember,

don't cheat yourselves out of a chance for a good relationship.

Congratulations to you.

Thank you very much for being here.

We appreciate you.

Court is adjourned.

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Rambo 5: Last Blood (2019) New Set photos and Story Synopsis - Duration: 3:00.

The Hollywood remake train just keeps on rolling so what are we getting whether

we want it or not Rambo five last blood we got some news

the latest and greatest and we're getting to it right now

Rambo last blood so what do we know we know it's gonna be directed by Adrian

Grunberg he doesn't have many director credits fee has a lot of first assistant

director in the second unit Direction Master and Commander Edge of Darkness

man on fire he has a lot of credits plus some TV shows and co-written by

Sylvester Stallone all right so I think the last time we saw Johnny boy he was

running around he was cambodia now he's in Arizona is some kind of Rancher

cowboy I assume you know he'll be isolated his own ranch private but old

Johnny boy he came home what's this one gonna be all about the synopsis that we

have is that one of John's friends their grandchild is kidnapped by a Mexican

drug cartel and with the help of a reporter and this reporter has been

following the Mexican drug trafficking quite a while so the reporter and John

Rambo team up to go into Mexico to try and save the grandchild I'm sure John

we'll take some convincing to embark on this journey but I'm pretty sure

eventually he will grab as explosive arrows and big bowie knife and do what he

does best we have some set photos and pictures that actually Sylvester Stallone

had tweeted out I'll put them up one thing's for sure whether it's rocky

Rambo or Expendables Sylvester old sly is going to come into

shape so we got some pictures of rocky training for Rambo montage

and this is a fall 2019 target release and that's really all we know so whether

we want it or not we're getting John Rambo one last time hopefully

hence final blood or last blood or final blood chapter something whatever please

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"I can attend the meeting for you…" | #Elif790 (English & Spanish subtitles) - Duration: 1:40.

Of course...

How didn't I think of it? She could have posted something.

What is it? "Sometimes, no matter what you do, where you are or who you're with, you're all by yourself."

She posted it 10 minutes ago.

Ah, there's location, too.

Do you have some time?

- Well, I'm a bit busy, but go ahead. - I think there's been a mistake on your schedule for Monday.

Yes, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

I was about to say that I can attend the meeting, if it's appropriate for you.

I thought it would be right for me to take responsibility on this one.

And it would be better for me to be there while you're away,

at least we won't face with any undesired results.

You're talking about Rana, right?

For sure. I think I can handle this, at the end, I know what you would approve or not.

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Morocco Travel Guide: Marrakech, Atlas Mountains and Essaouira - Duration: 10:34.

Between Spain and Algeria lies Europe's gateway to exotic adventures, a country that

exudes culture and history.

Where the medinas create a maze of narrow alleyways, and the sand dunes paint an endless

picture of crimson and gold.

Where you can feast on tajine before relaxing with a steaming cup of mint tea, often accompanied

by delicate sweets.

Where are we heading to this time?

The ever-enchanting North African Kingdom of Morocco.

With a single journey, you could find yourself surfing across the mighty North Atlantic swells

in Essaouira, living amongst the nomadic Berbers of the Atlas Mountains or navigating your

way through the souks of Marrakech.

Whichever experience calls to you, Morocco will rise to the occasion.

And so, without further delay, let's venture deep into the heart of this incredible country

where we will explore the lively city of Marrakech, the coastal resort town of Essaouira and the

mesmerising Atlas Mountains.

Our journey begins in Marrakech, in a city often mistaken as the capital of Morocco.

While that title actually belongs to Rabat, most travellers and locals would agree that

Marrakech is where the heart of Morocco lies.

This vibrant city is the perfect place to head off on your North African adventure.

Start in Jemaa El-Fnna, the city's main square and marketplace, where performers and

merchants, tourists and locals blend together into one incredible sensory experience.

Throughout the day, the market is full of stalls selling everything from freshly-squeezed

orange juice to leather goods and fragrant spices.

And don't be surprised if you pass by a few snake charmers along the way.

As the day wears on some vendors will depart, making room for the dancers, storytellers,

and magicians who will entertain crowds of locals and travellers well into the night.

And as the sun begins to set, claim a spot at one of the nearby rooftop lounges where,

for a small cover charge, you can unwind with a drink in your hand as the sun sets over

Marrakech.

Before heading towards the coast, pay a visit to the city's souk which borders the main

square.

This traditional North African market is a popular shopping spot for locals and tourists

alike.

Here you'll find everything from delicately crafted lamps, carpets and handbags to delectable

treats such as dates, sweet candies and even fried donuts.

A perfect way to bid Marrakech Ma'a salama!

Now let's go west towards the coast where the charming resort city of Essaouira, is

a short, but scenic 3-hour drive away.

This colourful port city is the laid-back alternative to Marrakech, and spending a couple

of days here will allow you to fully bask in its old world charm.

The city itself is a favourite amongst travellers, thanks to its unique aesthetic which extends

to every corner of Essaouira's fortified sand-coloured borders.

Like Marrakech, this part of Morocco is a cultural melting pot, mostly because of its

location.

The city lies at the crossroads between different tribes and ethnic groups, with a modest European

influence hanging in the air.

This extraordinary and unique fusion of cultures in these parts is one of the many beautiful

things about Morocco.

If you're feeling indecisive about how to spend your day, consider joining a tour, where

you can explore the winding streets of the old medina and Jewish mellah, alongside a

local expert.

Discover the freshest mint leaves, finest leatherwear and handcrafted ceramics you've

ever seen.

And before you leave, don't forget to shop at the spice-laden stalls and see the work

of local artists in the city's many art galleries.

The medina in Essaouira is surprisingly easy to navigate, but if you feel yourself getting

lost, simply look skyward and follow the seagulls to reach the harbour where you can enjoy a

hearty plate of freshly caught fish that has been grilled to perfection over a bed of charcoal.

But if the hunger pains have yet to strike, you can simply watch the local fisherman at

work in the nearby port or stop for a moment to enjoy the picturesque views over the harbour.

Pair these experiences with the infectious live music and traditional dancers who fill

Essaouira 's many public spaces and you'll find yourself planning your return before

you've even left.

But of course, no trip to Morocco would be complete without exploring the majestic Atlas

Mountains.

About a day's drive from Essaouira, you will find the scenic Middle Atlas Mountains

and the peaceful town of Midelt.

Spend your afternoon watching the nomadic shepherds tend to their flocks and head over

to the village of where you can see the local farmers in action.

End your first day in the Atlas Mountains by gathering around the local musicians and

enjoying the sounds of their traditional songs under the star-filled night sky.

With the glow of the stars to keep you company, enjoy a sound night's sleep, knowing that

in the coming days, you'll journey deeper into this mountainous region

The next day, head towards Todgha Gorge, a series of impressive limestone river canyons

in the eastern part of the High Atlas Mountains.

If you can make the time, visit El Khorbat Oujdid, a fortified village that is also home

to a modest oasis museum.

And once you finally arrive in the valley of the gorge, be sure to dedicate at least

one full day to explore the breathtaking natural scenery.

The best way to experience the area is by taking a guided hike through the gorge.

Choose from one of several circuits that vary in length and difficulty.

And don't worry, most trails are ready for hiking no matter your fitness level or ability

just as long as you take the necessary precautions.

If you take the most popular trail, you'll be greeted by high walls of grey and pink

rock towering over you – an incredible sight to behold.

This particular trail will also have you passing by Berber villages and green palmeraies along

the way.

Your visit to a Berber village will give you a chance to learn a little about ancient mountain

culture.

The Berbers themselves are an indigenous people that hail from all over North Africa, not

just Morocco, who are renowned as much for their hospitality as they are for their stunning

craftsmanship.

They speak a variety of languages and in recent years, have begun to open up their homes to

travellers so that their distinct culture and history can flourish in a modern landscape.

We promise this is one experience you will never forget.

And after a couple of days exploring the villages and valley in this majestic gorge, it will

be time to visit yet another of Morocco's unique and marvellous sites: the Ksar of Ait-Ben-Haddou.

On the edge of the High Atlas Mountains lies this traditional mud brick city, which served

as the former caravan route between the Sahara and Marrakech.

Known as Morocco's desert hotspot, Ait-Ben-Haddou is an iconic highlight in North Africa and

has even been featured in several films and televisions series throughout the decades,

including everything from Oedipus Rex to Game of Thrones.

A perfect example of southern Moroccan architecture, the city used to serve as a critical stop

along the caravan route between Sudan and Marrakech where traders and their camels could

refuel.

In its heyday, Ait Ben Haddou was teeming with life thanks to the traders transporting

gold, silver, and salt that passed through the city in large numbers.

In those days, there was everything from sparkling palaces to large, lively community squares.

Nowadays the city has a much different vibe and its importance as a trade route is all

but a distant memory.

From a distance, it's not hard to imagine a bustling city full of traders and craftsmen

but upon closer inspection, you'll feel more like Indiana Jones on an expedition through

a lost city.

Despite the passage of time, Ait Ben Haddou has managed to maintain its authenticity and

you won't be disappointed by its network of earthen buildings, defensive walls and

guard towers.

During your visit, you can meet with the few locals who have chosen to remain residents

of this otherwise abandoned fortification.

Sip mint tea at a cafe designed to provide visitors with a perspective into the traditions

and heritage of life in the fortress.

Or observe nimble-fingered women weave spectacular designs into brightly coloured rugs.

And if you're just looking to unwind, you can simply sit back and watch as the shadows

descend on the alleyways around you, taking this peaceful moment to reflect on your time

in this remarkable country.

Marrakech, Essaouria, the Atlas Mountains and the nearby city of Ait Benhaddou are but

four highlights of a country filled with cultural and natural wonders.

Join a multi-day group tour to experience the very best that Morocco has to offer and

discover the unforgettable magic of the countless other must-visit sounds and sites awaiting

you in cities like Fes, Rabat and Casablanca.

If your quest for exploration is yet to be fulfilled, head over to TourRadar to book

your next adventure so you can experience this astonishing destination for yourself.

If you're seeking further inspiration, stick around to watch more.

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Lawsuit Says Many Lawn Care Products Are Completely USELESS - Duration: 6:26.

Each year American citizens spend billions of dollars combined to try to make their lawns

look a little better.

It's estimated that each American citizen on average is spending a little over $90 per

year on lawn maintenance, lawn care products.

Unfortunately, a lot of those lawn care products that we're buying at our local hardware store

each week they may be completely useless, or at least that's what a new class action

lawsuit claims.

Joining me now to talk about this is Scott Hardy from topclassactions.com.

Scott, we've got a big issue right now with actually Scotts Turf Builder.

If you've ever watched any kind of sports game I'm sure you've seen a commercial for

Scotts Turf Builder.

It's kind of their target audience right there.

They tell us that this product works, 50% less water.

Basically, you can put it in your lawn, put it in a dead spot, a spot where you're having

trouble growing things; you can barely pay attention to it and it's gonna fill in your

lawn.

But, tests are showing us that that's not happening at all is it?

No, not at all.

In fact, I actually bought this product, saw it at a local hardware store.

I had a little brown patch in my lawn and I said, "Man, this is ideal.

It's got the fertilizer, it's got the mulch, it's got the seed.

It looks like I just got to pour it on this brown spot, water it, and we should be in

good shape, and boom I've got awesome grass again."

I can tell you from experience it didn't work for me, and as you mentioned from these scientific

studies that have now been utilized to test before they filed this class action, they

found out when you said, "Oh, well I can just put this seed down there and it actually only

takes half as much water to make it work."

Well, if you use half as much water you're guaranteed it won't work at all, and so these

claims are completely unfounded, but they're making people like me, and a whole lot of

other people around the country spend money on it thinking that it's gonna be some magic

cure all for our lawn.

Right.

See, that's the issue here is that these companies like Scotts, from Miracle Grow, that puts

this out there, basically it's false advertising.

It's deceiving the consumer, the person buying this product, saying "You can put this down

and if you use it as directed it's going to do this," but the studies have been conducted

saying that if you use it as directed you're basically buying garbage that's going to do

nothing for you.

That's where the problem comes in.

It's not that, "Oh, I bought this turf builder and my grass still isn't growing."

No, it's, "I bought the Turf Builder, I followed your instructions to the T, and I got nothing

out of it."

That's where we're always gonna run into issues when these companies are out there telling

us to do a certain thing knowing that that's not going to work, and probably what it does

most of the time is it encourages people, "Well, maybe I didn't have enough out there.

Maybe I need to go buy a second bag of this stuff.

Maybe I need to go buy more fertilizer."

It results in more spending on behalf of the consumer here.

Exactly.

You know, I bought this stuff ... When you see these false advertising class actions

filed all the time for these misleading claims that are put out there, and I followed the

instructions to a T. I got out there with the rake and I was sitting there raking out

this brown spot in my lawn, made sure it was watered, put out the seed, the mulch, everything

was in there, put in there perfectly, watered it again.

I actually watered it extra, because I thought, "Oh, the half water thing, no way, that's

probably not gonna work," and it still didn't work.

We want to make sure that these class actions that are being filed against these companies

that are making these misleading claims that we're holding them accountable.

There was a similar class action settlement for similar claims regarding the seeds that

actually netted people up to $70 or $90 back per claim.

We're hoping we're gonna see some good returns back for people that were impacted by this

specific class action settlement to get them some of that money back when they're buying

a product like I did that just didn't work, even though we used it as we were told to

on the actual package.

I know there's probably some people out there who may think, "Well, this is a frivolous

lawsuit.

Yeah, you bought some grass seeds and they didn't germinate."

But, no, the problem is that companies continuously think they can get away with making these

lofty promises, with telling us a product's going to do X, Y, or Z and then it won't deliver,

but they knew it wouldn't deliver.

They had their test telling us it wasn't gonna do the right thing, it wasn't gonna give us

what we expected no matter what we did, if we followed their instructions or if we went

the extra mile, nothing we did would make this product work.

That's what these class actions are about.

It's not just about getting people back the money and the compensation for the time that

they lost, it's about holding corporations accountable and, hopefully, preventing this

kind of behavior in the future, isn't it?

Exactly.

We want to make sure that companies are held accountable for making claims that simply

aren't true.

So, if I buy your product and you're promising me that this product does something, I want

it to actually do it.

If it doesn't then these class actions are filed to make these companies change the way

they are marketing these products.

This is going to change.

Any settlement we see from this product will not only put some money back in consumer's

pockets but it will also make Scotts Miracle Grow change how they're marketing their product

and change how they're selling it so that way we aren't duped into buying a product

that just doesn't work.

Right.

We could have spent our time, and our money, on something different, maybe something better,

but either way spent it on something that wasn't going to just cost us time and money,

maybe something next time that would actually work.

Scott Hardy, thank you for telling us this story.

We've got more information available on it on Top Class Actions, a link to which is in

the description of this video.

Thanks for talking to us today, Scott.

Thank you, Farron.

I appreciate it.

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WARNING: DON'T WATCH AT NIGHT | Stay Out of The House - Duration: 25:18.

That's from here

Hello mates my name is Risk

Welcome to another episode of "Stay Out of The House"

Stay Out of The House got an update

I'm not entirely sure what the update was.

I decided to launch the game and see what happens honestly

I didn't expect this kind of a beginning though. I expected

a bit of a different beginning

Because I remember there is now an outside section

to Stay Out of The House, at least from what I saw.

I mean, I don't know if we'll actually get to it in this update, but we'll see

Alright

I can't* find any items

so since I have a lot of experience with the Nun Massacre.

"There is no button, I can't turn it off."

Since I have a lot of experience with the Nun Massacre I should be..

quite great at this game, right?

I think so. I think it's true.

So let me just try and play the video game and get the highest score.

There's a mannequin this is uncomfortable to watch

Alright, so I forgot how scary the Puppet Combo games are

I kind of forget every time

and then when I launch the game I remember

And that's about the story.

We found a paper clip. We'll use it actually later for..

For pick-locking a lock.

I thought I heard somebody

I think we already read that in the original game

So for 42 62 was a code

So that's good

What is that? Another paper clip.

okay, that's good. That gives me a lot of room for error. What is that?

Emergency gas system.

Think I heard about that. Oh, this is bad. I should have played simulacra man.

I decided..

I wanted to play simulacra

And then I was like "Wait the house got a new update. Maybe I should play.."

No I shouldn't have

Sound-O-Meter or sound meter, I thought it said Sound-O-Meter

Alright, was it 6242?

I think it was. It's actually 4262

Quickly!

There is no statics yet, so we're good

okay, our objective is to turn off the power so I can go through the exhaust fan

And that's about it. So..

Seems like he's in the kitchen.

I'll have to turn off my lighter so he wouldn't see me.

There is 2 items in the kitchen, can you see that guys?

It's actually flashing right to me. Well since he's in the kitchen

I think I'm gonna take the time and go somewhere else Oh,

Turn it off!

That was a close call

What?

is there something in the lighter?

Hold up there is something shining over there

the same kind of shine we saw on the table

Could be a switch

over here we're able to drop down in the middle of the hallway

I'm not entirely sure where he is

So I wouldn't do that

even though I don't think he's nearby since we can't get any statics.

I should probably drop over here.

It might not be 100% terrible idea.

I'm dropping down.

The door is locked.

Okay

I have to chill a little bit.

Guys if you want to see more of the game

let's shoot for around 200 likes if we reach anywhere around that I'll definitely

Play more of "Stay Out of The House"

You guys already taught me that there should be a lock thingy on the doors

all I gotta do is just turn it

It just makes sense that I'll be able to do it from the inside, right?

Yeah, yeah, I can see it

But is this a terrible idea?

of course it is.

I forgot it can be wiretapped

not wiretap but there could be traps.

I really hope you didn't see the light.

I really should start working on this small vent.

I should really really start working on it

Comon, comon

screw number 4

What is this place?

That's hot steam

I can't go through that I'll die

We have to turn off a valve somewhere for that

Where oh dude, the textures move so weirdly

Where is this room?

Oh that's the kitchen

That's right below the kitchen.

I don't think I can open it from the inside

We'll have to actually go to the kitchen and unlock it

That's good. It's gonna make me an escape route

There is blood everywhere

Okay, it's not trapped

come on remove the screws man

I need this escape route so bad

Okay, I did it, I did it okay.

So I have another escape route now

that's really really good

oh he's coming

Okay, this is why you need an escape route

because otherwise this room is a dead end

and that already happened to me once

that this room was also

Wired with a trap and also

a dead end. Oh there is limbs on the table

maybe I'll have to use them for some sort of a scale

Oh God

"It looks like a stew. A human stew!"

Well that's terrible ain't it?

I'm able to pick the upper hand

A can..

"I can't carry any more items." Why would I need a can?

A metal door I can't open it

Maybe he can come from the metal doors?

There got to be a reason for that

What did you say?

Can opener.

but it's out of power we'll have to find batteries

Oh, no, there is more pieces to the puzzle guys

What?

do you see that? There is a door right there that wasn't there before

That's just me making sound

Turn off the light!

We need to find batteries for a can opener so far

and also we'll need to find a valve to turn off steam somewhere. So..

All that ties around together, I think

I'm not entirely sure because I know once we turn off the power we're out of the house

So really the last item we'll need is a cutter

For the..

Wires outside which means we still need

the screwdriver because we have to unscrew the panel

to be able to cut the power

Where am I?

I'm in the middle of freaking nowhere dude.

What was that?

I just heard like a smack.

Alright

I'm in the hallway

He's coming back he's coming back.

Oh no, that was bad

That's exactly what I was afraid of.

I was like, okay, I'll just go to the hallway

I just have to man up

and then as soon as I make it to the hallway

you can hear him going down the stairs.

I think he's at the kitchen

If I ever had a time now it's the time

How much do I trust myself? I trust myself a lot

Turn off the lighter!

Pull the door!

Oh my god.

Oh, there is an item in the drain.

We know how to get that out. We need a..

Forget about what we need at the moment

We might have to run. We need like just a..

just a little can of water. Which drains the

You saw a pipe below

at the room with the couch and the mannequin sitting on the couch.

There is a pipe there

so once we drain the water

It reaches..

he's right on top of me

You can hear him breathe.

He's right there.

He's in my room!

Okay, what's going on over here?

He went to this room for sure

he checked on something there is a radar

Okay, cool

This room doesn't really yield much of a result

we just found a little bit of..

Nothing.

I mean the radar is more of a defensive item than anything.

It's not really an item to help me progress the game

You guys saw him going up the stairs you guys saw him!

Oh I was so lucky dude.

Okay, okay, hold up close this!

Found bandages that's really good.

I'll take* it instead of the radar.

I can heal myself with that if I ever get injured

I'll tell..

What are you doing?!

Okay, I'll tell you what that sound was

that was a sound of a board falling off

That was a smart decision to jump behind this little thing here

if I was on the other side

there would be* no door to separate between me and him

but we need a hex key.

Helix or a hex key to be able to start a pick-locking.

So until we find the hex key

We're not getting to start pick-locking at all.

Don't come into the room

I mean if he comes into the room, I have to jump

because when he starts turning back like

He's underneath the staircase I believe.

cuz if he goes through this room and like goes up until the cabinet and then..

He planted a trap, didn't he?

He planted a trap I'll keep an eye out for that.

I assume I'll have to jump above it because it's like a line that triggers the alarm

But I haven't heard him walk away yet, so he's still in a close vicinity.

he's back to the kitchen area

No, he's coming back to this hallway.

I HAVE TO GO! I HAVE TO GO!

I just need it's like one item that will start

the gears because we only need one item

to start getting another item and then another item and then another item

and so forth

Where is he? Is he upstairs?

Oh there is a..

I need to burn..

What? Where am I?

I'm outside the house?

Oh my gosh

How did I get outside the house?

It felt as if

that was some sort of a bug

Because I didn't go through the door

the door just.. poof.

What's this little warehouse?

A propane tank

Okay, perhaps we'll find one of our items over here, duct tape.

I don't know what we'll need it for

Perhaps the paint

and a vice

I'm supposed to be out here.

That's for sure, I just don't know if now

Is like the right time cuz it felt like I glitched the game when I went out.

What was that sound?

Run back to the house! run back to the house!

Run back to the house!

Gas! Start soon, The gas will start soon I have to get out!

Fk fk fk fk.

I don't know what the hell that was about.

But what I do know is that we got hit during that fight

And also when we went outside

I think I saw somebody alive

One of the cages guys, that was not a mannequin.

I saw her breathing, she was there..

sitting there and she was breathing she was injured too.

But she was breathing. Maybe we can actually go out and talk to her

But I don't really want to try my chances again.

How the hell did he find out that I was outside?

All of a sudden just the projector started to turn on

and it spotted me because of all the light I think.

Now we have to get to back upstairs

and turn off the gas system because I recall seeing upstairs a little button

So that's exactly what I'm gonna do

Might be a little too risky, but I'm gonna take my chances

Open this lock!

And go!

No, no, no, no that's bad

I tried to hide quickly and I ended up using my bandages

That's not good.

I healed myself, but I have 3 hits overall

So instead of healing 2 I ended up heal in only 1 spot, that's bad.

Something is blocking him he can't leave the room, dude

He's trying to leave the room but he can't, what the hell?

I'm sure I saw button here.

There it is!

I don't know what's going on but I feel like there is another bug.

The statics don't go away from my screen so I cannot tell.

Where he is at all times.

I mean the statics is like one of the only warnings I get

when I go around here, you know?

So this is just really bad for me.

Holy shit.

Oh mama

So he's back doing whatever it is that he likes doing

Again with the statics? I'm sure I just saw him down there.

If I have no choice, I'm gonna jump down

I don't know where he is.

Okay

There's no board panel..

electricity board panel

it is replaced with a full basement?

YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME!

I heard a door open somewhere.

Is it down here? I don't know it

Somebody just end me dude this game.

Why can we not stop the statics?

It's so irritating. I can't play like this

I cannot tell where he is.

Where did my screwdriver go? Are you kidding me?

I never dropped my screwdriver, did I?

I don't recall dropping my screwdriver.

I specifically said that I need it for the panel.

Alright, let's what's over here?

A keypad?

What is going on down here?

What happen if I put the wrong code?

it seems to open the door, but it doesn't have power

Really?

How do I supply power to that?

A BEAR TRAP?

A bear trap!

Normal traps weren't enough, I had a bear trap

Imagine running into a bear trap while running away from him.

That's a death sentence.

Man I cannot find a single item to start like rolling around

like places to go and things to do

This is really hard.

There you go parkour.

so I might get spotted here

There's the..

"Help me please"

She can't walk I can't help her yet.

Oh my god.

I guess I just have to start..

I wanted to start looking in the hall, but I guess that will be postponed

He's camping there dude, he's camping at the hall.

I cannot check the other drawers that I haven't checked yet

Finally I found an item guys!

I found..

I found an item. I really hope he doesn't hear all that.

Get out of the way!

Close the door.

A Revolver!

I'm dropping the hammer. Should I?

Just check it quickly

Another one god shit.

I can't read it. He's nearby dude

Okay

A dead guy around here

Where am I? I don't know where I am.

But what I do know he's coming.

HIDE HIDE!

Oh my god, i triggered a trap by accident, turn off the light!

Wow took him a while to reach here. Oh, that was so reckless of me

I had my lights on but I forgot the guy traps the place

We'll have to wait for him to settle down for a second.

So I can look around for items.

Sounds like it's going away.

Think that's my cue to start moving

There is a radio here, you know what it means?

Batteries!

We can maybe..

pop that sucker open and get he's batteries to start the can opener

and then look inside the can

there was a can in the kitchen we couldn't open.

Oh my god

I'll think we'll drop the hammer

I got the batteries.

Drain cleaner!

We need that too!

I unlock the door.

There's nothing stopping me from going outside now

not looking..

now listen, they will make a mistake. They will all..

mistake

Okay, I really don't want to read that

cuz I'm quite under a lot of pressure and danger

No..

I got injured

that's bad.

Hide hide hide

Okay, he's like right nearby, but I'm not waiting for him

I'm draining

Okay, you might think I'm crazy.

Jump!

That was parkour

Let's dump the drainer guys. The hex key!

Let's move out!

Okay, there is no way I'm not pick-locking this

I usually pick-lock with like a single

Paperclip and we have like 5 here

3 in my inventory and 2 on the ground

Behind ME!

STOP! STOP!

STOAP!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

RUN!

Holy shit dude.

Why is your no button to

cancel this action.

You can't be serious

Rubbing alcohol.

I don't think I need my hex key anymore

Let's get there rubbing alcohol

Alright. I'm just clicking the notes

So I can have them later to read in editing

because I cannot read them right now

We have the rubbing alcohol, now that's good.

If you remember we saw rope back at the kitchen

We can't light it up with a lighter simply like that.

We actually have to pour alcohol on it

and light it up.

And also, we have a battery, so it also goes to the kitchen

on the can opener.

Meaning I now have two available slots to use as well.

I don't see any traps. I don't see any traps

He didn't trap anywhere

Alright first of all rubbing alcohol

Start the fire

Now I'm gonna go back for a second over here

I'm gonna..

"The power is off" I know.

Are you not gonna put the battery in the..

Okay. No, I got you.

I got you buddy.

You're not gonna put it okay

So it doesn't go over here.

We have to get the item underneath the case

or underneath the..

Just get it just get.

God bless me Jesus Christ

Gas starts in like two seconds

Oh fuck he got me on lockdown.

Okay, so I have the cutter

and along the way I lost my screwdriver

so we're kind of screwed.

I tried canceling the gas he missed the button. I can't believe it.

I missed it because you can clearly hear him.

I have to go to the other side if I want to breathe

Pressed it

Oh boy.

Oh boy!

Okay, so we're now tasked with finding the goddamn screwdriver.

Where did I lose it? Nobody knows.

Question: Do you think I can disable the trap?

from far away?

Nope

Another one?

You have to be kidding me

Another trap?

Another trap right next to the other one.

Here I go.

What is that?

What did I just kick? A drain cleaner

He saw me, he didn't chase me. What the hell was that about?

I don't know if he's enjoying this experience

But he's clearly taking the piss out of me.

Hammer.

OH HE'S FLIPPING MY BED

RUN!

ESCAPE!

That's why I try to disable it from far away the trap

and that's why it's so dangerous

running away from him when there is traps all around

It's 100% a death sentence if you get caught.

Man, this game is harder now.

bad item management is what lost me the game there, but..

Again, also stalling the game with like the statics that didn't go away for some reason

It really stall the game for like 15 minutes which is a lot.

If you want to help and support the channel

so I can keep making videos like this you can do so on my Patreon page

there is a card info on the top right corner the screen

click on it and It'll take you to my Patreon page.

And there even if you support there with $1 it would be really helpful

So thank you for taking the time for checking it out

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Subscribe if you're new to the channel

And I'll see you guys in the next time

hopefully beating this game. So yeah

Buh-bye!

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020. Cave Rover 1 explores never before seen passage in Cave Testing #3, Lawrence County, Indiana - Duration: 19:23.

On this episode of Lotus Petal Adventures,

we head to Lawrence County Indiana for the 3rd in cave testing of

Cave Rover 1, a concept prototype,

scientific & exploration robot, presently in development.

The primary focus of the day was to test the viability

of the new chassis and control design along with ability to utilize the system

deeper within the cave.

Modification since our last test video include a now full tether system,

33% more power, tested at over 200',

longer, wider, and definitely lower, with the cargo space now for the

microcomputers to begin component sensor testing,

with internal bulkheads and invertible.

Several hours have gone into making the chassis as water tight as possible and portable.

After traveling approx 1/2 of a mile within the wet and muddy cave,

we found a small opening in the ceiling not even large enough to fit your head,

which was the base of our first test of the day.

We are very excited to be able to share the first ever

rover exploration into the unknown.

The following has never been seen by human eyes until this video.

The passage average height comes in at just 4".

And what we found was truly amazing.

Not only did we not expect the passage to continue so far off of known cave,

seeing the wonderful formations for the first time ever was extremely exciting.

During the first test, Cave Rover 1 was able to travel

just over 80'.

Stopping with still going cave beyond, and even more wondeful sites to see.

Our decision to stop at this point was primarily due to learning from

our test, the need to modify the latest design to increase

the ground clearance to feel more secure in our ability to continue

in what lied ahead.

Being extremely pleased with the first test and our discoveries.

We headed to another decorated area with the cave

for our last test of the day.

Measuring in at just 2 1/2" in heigh, with beautifullyd delicate

cave formations, extreme care was taken to explore and not

cause any damage to

the area.

It felt amazing to be able to explore and gain a new perspective

of this wonderful area, not possible prior.

It has been an honor to be able to continue to

share such fantastic places, through the Cave Rover 1 project,

with viewers like you.

Thank you.

The

Cave Rover 1 Project is being made possible through donations and sponsorship.

We are reaching out for your for help to continue with the development of

Cave Rover 1.

For further information on how to make a contribution to the project,

and to follow along with the developments, please visit

gofundme.com/caverover1

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Motivation To Lose Weight And Exercise - Why You DON'T Need It! - Duration: 9:01.

Hey everyone, Carlo Macapinlac here from NewbieFitnessAcademy.com, I help busy professionals reach their fat

loss goals so they can feel more confident, be ready for any situation, and get the most

out of their lives. And in this video, I'm gonna show you why motivation is garbage if

you're trying to lose weight and exercise and I'm gonna show you what you need to

do instead. Before we get started, make sure you hit that subscribe button to get notified

every time I post a new video every week. Alright, let's dive in.

Okay, you probably clicked on this video looking for some motivational stuff. I mean, motivation

is everything. Right? At least, that's what everyone says.

One quick search on YouTube and you get 22 million hits on the word motivation. Everyone

including their dog has something to say about it.

Now, you probably already have all these great ideas in your head about what you're gonna

do once you finally have your dream body. But if you feel like you need motivation to

get you started, then you're doing it wrong. Let me explain. Let's use people making

New Years Resolutions for example. A quick search on Google on the term "New Year's

resolution" and you get over 500 million hits. That is mind blowing! But not surprising.

Everybody wants to start fresh and finally get after their goals at the beginning of

the year, right? It's finally time to make a change because that's when your motivation

is sky high. New year, new me. Right? My question is, what were all these people doing during

the other 364 days of the year?

Why wait so long? Why wait until January 1st? Here's a couple of interesting stats for

you. Did you know that over one-third of resolutions don't make it past the end of January? And

only 8% of people actually keep their New Year's resolutions. Which means that it

has a 92% failure rate. Not even one in ten make it. I'm not big on gambling, but those

aren't very good odds.

Why? Because people rely solely on motivation and will power to power them through their

goals. And that's great. The problem is, we only have a finite amount of it. Then it

runs out. And that's when things start to get interesting. Think about it. When your

motivation juices are running high, it's easy to get things done, right? Getting started

is always the easiest part. But what happens when your motivation runs dry after a few

days or after a few weeks?

Here's how it usually goes for a lot of people. It's January 1st. You're finally

ready to lose weight and get after that elusive six pack. So you look up the "best" diet

on the Internet or whatever fad diet is popular right now. You start buying $10 cold pressed

juice. By the way, who in their right mind pays $10 for juice?? You buy new gym clothes.

You sign up for a 1 year gym membership because it came with a free bag and a water bottle.

That's how they get you, right? And you're already thinking about booking a trip to Mexico

to show off your summer body. Things are going great. Right?

But then, one day, you're just having one of those really bad days. You know, everybody

has them. Maybe you had a long day at work and your boss yelled at you. Maybe somebody

brought treats to the office. Maybe your dog ate your favourite workout shirt. You know,

you just don't feel like going to the gym after work. And this eats away your will power.

All of a sudden, it's not so easy to stick to your diet anymore. You start getting demotivated,

and this is the beginning of the end. This is when people start to fall off the wagon.

The next day, you start going out for lunch instead of eating your home cooked meal. You

start going to the kitchen office more often because that's where the free donuts are

stashed. You start to find every reason on the planet to skip the gym because you're

just not feeling motivated that day. That cheat meal you had for lunch turns into a

cheat day which quickly turns into two cheat days. Next thing you know, you're having

a cheat week and you're completely off the wagon and you're back to square one. Raise

your hand if you've ever found yourself in that situation before. By the way, if you

wanna know how to quickly get back on track after a cheat meal, I have a separate video

that talks about it and I'm gonna put the link for it in the description box.

Going back to falling off the wagon here, this is why you shouldn't rely on sheer

motivation and willpower alone. Listen, everyone has good days and bad days. But your actions

shouldn't always just be dictated by how motivated you're feeling that day. Here

is the plain honest truth about it. Nobody's gonna feel sorry for you that you're

having a crappy day, and you have no willpower, and you just wanna eat a tub of ben and jerry's

to make yourself feel better. It's what you do on the days when you don't feel like

sticking to your plan that matters the most. That's when it really counts. Life happens.

I get it. I really do. We all have stuff to deal with. But that's where discipline and

having a proven plan to follow comes in. Discipline is knowing the difference between what you

want now and what you want the most.

And being disciplined comes from having a strong why. Why are you doing this to begin

with? What's your biggest reason for wanting to change? For me, it was during a time when

I got laid off from my my engineering job and my girlfriend at that time dumped me.

Talk about a perfect storm. I felt sorry for myself and over time, I just got to a point

where I got sick and tired of feeling sick and tired. So I changed. What about you? What's

your why? I'd love to know.

Now, being disciplined repeatedly over time develops consistency, and consistency brings

results. Let me repeat. Consistency and staying disciplined over time is what gets you results.

Not the motivational video that you've seen a thousand times. This part is so important

that even if you have the best diet and the best workouts on the planet but if you're

not disciplined and you don't stay consistent, you're not gonna get sustainable results,

I promise.

For example, you didn't sleep well the night before and you're not having a good start

to your day. Maybe you got a flat tire on your way to work. That's a pretty easy excuse

to just eat crap and start over tomorrow, right? We're so emotionally attached to

food, it's not even funny. We love to use food to make ourselves feel better. And hey,

there's always tomorrow, right? But it's what you do today despite how you feel that

will eventually bring the results you want. That's where discipline and consistency

come into play. Listen, you can't have one bad moment ruin your day. You're better

than that.

Here's a very important concept that you need to understand. Change takes time. Getting

a six pack is a process, but the most important part IS the process. The execution is where

the magic happens. Learn to love the journey. There's always a lesson to be learned in

every situation. I mean, it probably took you months, if not years, to get to where

you're at today. Right? So you shouldn't expect to just change completely overnight.

I mean that doesn't even make any sense. There's no shortcut to all of this. There

just isn't.

What you wanna do is strive to be better every day, not just at the beginning of the year

when you make your New Year's resolutions. And stop watching that motivational video

for the 100th time. You don't need it. You'll gonna learn and progress so much

faster if you just take action, make adjustments, and figure things out along the way. Are you

gonna mess up? Probably. But that's okay. It's better than getting stuck in research

mode and not taking any action at all. Focus on progress over perfection. Just remember,

you don't need any more motivation. What you need is a solid plan and the knowledge

to act, regardless of how motivated you are.

Okay, the next question then becomes, how are you actually supposed to eat in order

to lose weight? Do you have a proven plan that you can follow? To help you with that,

I wanna give you a free copy of my Lean Body Blueprint. This is how I melted all the fat

around my stomach and turned it into a six pack without going on a crazy diet or wasting

hours at the gym. It's a simple 4 step process specifically designed for busy professionals

and it's the exact same blueprint that I teach all my private coaching clients and

they've all gone to see some amazing results. If you want to be the next success story then

download your free copy of the lean body blueprint right now. There's gonna be a link in the

description box. Just click on it, type in your email, and I'll send it to you right

away. Alright, that's all I've got. Keep being awesome. Give this video a thumbs up

if you enjoyed it and share it with your friends. Please subscribe to my channel if you haven't

already, I post a new video every week. And hey, leave me a comment below if you found

this video helpful or if you have any questions about this topic. Thanks for watching and

I'll see you in the comments section. Virtual high five!

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9 Action Stars From The '80s Who Disappeared - Duration: 8:04.

These action stars had major roles in really big pictures during the genre's heyday in

the '80s and '90s, but they all ended their career with a big question mark.

Wondering whatever happened to these well-muscled men and women?

We've got the answers you've been looking for.

Vernon Wells personified a very specific type of 1980s villain: the guy who always seemed

to have his wardrobe on loan from an adult club.

It started with his role in Mad Max: Road Warrior, in which he played shoulder-padded,

Mohawked madman Wez.

Wells also appeared as "Ransik," a recurring villain in Power Rangers: Time Force in a

role that seemed cut from the same cloth as Wez.

"If I can't rule the present, then I'll just rule the past!"

His other prominent role was as the over-the-top villain Bennett in Commando.

"Oh John, I feel good.

Just like old times.

What's it feel like to be a dying man?

You're a dead man, John!"

These days, Wells looks more like a dad than a leather daddy, and he has a sense of humor

about his characters becoming gay icons, but to this day still swears there was no sexual

subtext intended.

These days, Wells has been keeping himself busy with bit parts and voice acting, but

mostly can be found focusing his career behind the camera, directing and producing.

He also works with Wolf Connection, a nature preserve to domesticate wolves and allow bonding

with visitors and campers.

In Aliens, Jenette Goldstein made a name for herself by playing the tough, no-nonsense

Vasquez.

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No.

Have you?"

She also had roles as Meagan Shapiro in Lethal Weapon 2 and the foster mother of John Connor

in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

Goldstein remains extremely proud of her genre-and-gender-defying role, for good reason.

Now she owns a company, Jenette Bras, named after herself, naturally.

She founded the company when she realized department store lingerie departments were

rarely accommodating for women with smaller band-sizes combined with larger cup sizes.

Probably best known for playing the immortal swordsman Connor MacLeod in cult 1986 hit

Highlander, Christopher Lambert seemed destined for action movie stardom.

"There can be only one."

But while he popped up in a handful of other action properties in the '90s, he couldn't

escape the shadow of the Highlander.

When the big offers stopped coming and B-movies loomed, he decided to branch out with some

new business ventures, including a winery in Provence.

Apparently, they all took off.

Still, he occasionally appears in modern action movies, like when he appeared as the villain

in Kickboxer: Retaliation.

Sonny Landham made the big time as Billy Sole, the tracker from the mercenary team slaughtered

in Predator.

He also made appearances in The Warriors, 48 Hours, and many more '80s action flicks.

His acting career dwindled in the mid-'90s as he devoted more time to his political career,

but it came to a screeching halt in 2008 after a radio show gone wrong while he was campaigning

for a Kentucky Senate position on the Libertarian ticket.

After an increasingly unhinged rant, the Libertarian Party withdrew their support for Landham's

candidacy.

After that, he appeared in a couple roles for low-budget horror films like Disintegration

and Mental Scars.

Landham passed away in August, 2017 of congestive heart failure.

Name a high-stakes profession and the chances are Jesse Ventura has dabbled in it at some

point.

A Vietnam War vet, this former Navy SEAL and Rolling Stones bodyguard made a name for himself

as a professional wrestler in the early '80s before making the move to the big screen.

He got to rub shoulders with genre kingpin Arnold Schwarzenegger on multiple occasions,

perhaps most notably in 1987's Predator.

Ventura played the bullish, tobacco-chewing Gunner Blain Cooper in the classic film, and

he almost upstaged the leading man despite a limited amount of screen time.

"You're hit!

You're bleeding, man."

"I ain't got time to bleed."

"Oh.

Okay."

Ventura made another notable appearance in 1993's Demolition Man, but by the end of that

decade he had switched his focus to politics, becoming the governor of Minnesota from 1999

to 2003.

Although he started on the New York theater circuit, Peter Weller eventually headed out

west in search of movie work, arriving in Hollywood during the action movie boom.

Weller gave viewers a glimpse of what he was capable of in campy 1984 action satire The

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, and Paul Verhoeven apparently liked what he saw enough to cast

Weller in what would become a career-defining role: Officer Alex Murphy, a.k.a. RoboCop.

"What are your prime directives?"

"Serve the public trust.

Protect the innocent.

Uphold the law."

The film was a success, critically and financially, and would eventually be regarded as a sci-fi

movie classic.

Unfortunately for Weller, 1990's RoboCop 2 was a bog-standard action movie, with all

the gore but none of the heart that made the 1987 original a success.

He eventually moved behind the camera for work, directing several episodes of Sons of

Anarchy and even appearing in front of the camera for the sixth and seventh seasons.

Weller became a literature and fine arts teacher at New York's Syracuse University for a time,

putting his master's degree in Renaissance Art History to good use.

He continues to act though, making appearances in television shows like The Last Ship and

Forever.

Charles Bronson was a no-nonsense tough guy even before he started his acting career way

back in the 1950s.

Born to Lithuanian immigrants, he fought in World War II in order to escape the grueling

conditions at the mine his family worked for, during which he received a Purple Heart.

After taking theater classes while supporting himself with odd jobs, Bronson eventually

moved to Hollywood, where he took on television roles.

In the '70s, Bronson starred in his most famous role, vigilante Paul Kersey in the Death Wish

films.

"Do you believe in Jesus?"

"Yes I do."

"Well, you're gonna meet him."

That role served him well through three sequels in the '80s, earning him a rough-and-tumble

reputation he embellished with tales of his arrests and violent hobbies, all of which

he completely made up.

Bronson's gritty archetype grew archaic in the '90s, but what ultimately ended his career

was hip surgery in 1998.

He struggled with health problems afterwards, eventually passing away in 2003 at the age

of 81.

Taking over from Roger Moore as James Bond was never going to be easy, but it was a chance

that Timothy Dalton grabbed with both hands.

The classically trained actor made his debut in 1968's The Lion in Winter but had failed

to climb the ladder from character actor to star.

Bond was his chance to do just that.

Even though he only played 007 twice, in 1987's The Living Daylights and then again in 1989's

Licence to Kill, both of his appearances were ultimately well-received by the critics.

"Would you get me a medium dry vodka martini?"

"Why don't you ask-" "Shaken.

Not stirred."

A contract dispute between Eon Productions and MGM delayed Dalton's proposed third outing

as Bond and gave the actor a legal way out.

He decided to call it quits so he wouldn't be forever remembered as Bond, but that's

what happened anyway.

Still, he didn't stop acting; he's appeared in Edgar Wright's Hot Fuzz, had a recurring

guest role in the tv series Chuck, and starred as Sir Malcolm Murray in Penny Dreadful.

Michael Biehn owes his stint as an '80s action star to James Cameron, who cast him in three

of his earliest films.

Biehn played Kyle Reese in 1984's The Terminator, Hicks in 1986's Aliens, and Coffey in 1989's

The Abyss, giving him plenty of fans in sci-fi and horror circles.

The most iconic of those characters wound up being Kyle Reese, though at the time Biehn

had no idea just how big The Terminator would become.

"Come with me if you want to live."

Biehn told Den of Geek that:

"People talk about it being an iconic movie, with iconic characters and so on [but] it

was never that back then, and you have to remember, too, that Arnold was not a superstar.

He was basically a bodybuilder and Mr. Universe."

Schwarzenegger went on to cement his action hero status with 1987's Predator, but for

Biehn, that star-making role never came.

His most noteworthy appearances since have been in 1996's The Rock and 2007's Planet

Terror.

Taking part in Planet Terror rekindled a love for B-movies that Biehn forgot he had and

inspired him to start his own production company specializing in grindhouse-style features.