Live from New York City,
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Hi.
Thanks for watching.
Say hello to my co-host, my studio audience.
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
Actually, okay today, let's get started,
it's time for Hot Topics.
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When I woke up this morning,
one of the first things that I did
was check out this Amanda Bynes story in Paper Magazine.
She's the cover girl (audience ooh-ing)
and she really goes in on herself and life.
Now she's 32.
But back in the day they were comparing her
to being like the next Carol Burnett.
As a little girl.
She's been in show business
since she was like seven, at least.
Now at 32, and by the way doesn't she look good,
did I already say that? (audience cheering)
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Anyway, Amanda at the particular time,
when she was spiraling out of control,
remember here on the show, we even had a graphic.
It's time for an Amanda Bynes update.
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She was lighting puppies on fire in strangers' driveways.
Remember?
Threw a bong out of the window.
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A skyscraper here in New York.
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She was walking around in disguises.
She was bathing in the bathroom at gas stations.
Oh.
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She tried to put the dog out, didn't she?
She was trying to light a fire in the driveway,
and accidentally doused the dog in gasoline.
And rushed him to the gas station to rinse him off.
Right, she had to rinse him off.
Anyway, look.
She says she was up to all kind of things.
She was very, very big to say,
it wasn't mental illness, it was drugs.
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She was addicted to a massive amount of drugs
including psychosis drugs.
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I don't exactly know what that is,
all I know is that whatever it is,
it turned her out and just made her ridiculous.
Then she moved on to molly and then ecstasy
and then Adderall.
She decided to back out of showbiz.
People are thinking I guess that she was trying
to still work and nobody was hiring her, no,
she took herself out of showbiz to find herself.
She enrolled in fashion school,
and tried to get herself together.
She said, mm-mm, that life and me, we just don't get along.
She's designing clothes now.
The thing is is that she wants back in.
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I know.
She's been sober for four years.
She's 32.
I say do the fashion, don't act.
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You know?
Because once you start acting
then you gotta go on the road and promote
and then you might not be getting high
but the person in the trailer next to you,
your costars, they might be getting dumb high.
And then you might get tempted and then it'll all go.
I'm not saying fashion people don't get high.
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'Cause we know the deal.
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But I don't think acting is for her.
Particularly because also and finally,
she's still under conservatorship of her parents.
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Yeah, uh-huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, at 32.
That's the big bingo right there.
Parents have to give her money,
parents have to save for her,
she can't get money until they say yes.
At 32.
She's still on a slippery slope,
but good for you four years sober.
Hey Amanda Bynes. (audience applauding)
She credits her parents for saving her life.
Which is a big deal.
Now we know what happened when Juelz Santana got caught
in the airport here in New York with a loaded gun.
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Remember back in March,
Juelz tried to get through airport security
with a gun in his bag.
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Exactly.
So it's on the conveyor belt with everyone else's stuff.
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Excuse me, we see a gun.
So what does he do?
He flees, I mean, running like a madman.
We don't have the footage, but I've seen the footage.
He's running like a madman through the airport.
Leaving behind his license, his boarding pass, and the bag.
They know who to call and where to go.
Anyway, this is him explaining on Love and Hip Hop
what happened last night.
I got some dental work done,
and in the process I end up
getting hooked on these pain pills.
So around the time I got arrested, I was taking Percocets,
and at the time, honestly,
I didn't even know what was going on.
Long story short, they told me higher authorities is coming,
I said you know what, I'ma kindly get out of here.
I found out it was a gun in my bag
on the radio just like everybody else.
I would never knowingly bring a gun to the airport.
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Alright.
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Okay.
First, let's discuss that Lil' Wayne and Juelz
came out about the same time, back in the day.
They were really on the same plane,
then something happened with his business
with his record label and whatnot and Wayne took off,
and Juelz stayed here.
He pled guilty, and if he does, he pled guilty already.
He could be going to prison for two to five years.
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Which, is that long enough?
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A loaded gun?
A loaded gun.
A gun period, but a loaded gun.
What's up with the teeth?
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Now we know. (chuckling)
People all over the Internet that were noticing
that his new teeth don't really,
I think you have to click them up a little bit more.
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Click them up more, or push them back,
or file them or something.
Over the weekend Juelz proposed to his girlfriend Kimbella.
They've been together for nine years.
Some people are saying, yeah, right before you go to prison,
you do that.
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I'm part of some people.
No.
They have a son who is eight and a daughter who's six,
but no, not right before you go to prison.
There is no oh, woo, woo, woo, family, family.
You should have thought about that before bringing a gun
in the thing.
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Because you have to figure if he's bringing a loaded pistol
to the airport high as hell that he's up to no good.
At that particular time in his life.
And you don't just straighten up right before you go in,
you gotta play it a little bit smoother.
And you're doing this for reality TV;
Kimbella, please don't marry him.
He says that his arrest has helped him stay clean.
He's claiming he's clean.
Not so sure about that.
He didn't seem high on on TV last night
but you know what I mean,
it takes a little bit more than being arrested
since March to get clean.
He goes back before the court on December 12th,
merry Christmas to his family.
He'll be sentenced.
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I don't know what he does for money,
other than these reality shows.
Kimbella was a stripper.
But I don't know what she does for money now either
except reality shows.
So I guess she'll go on and she'll marry him
for the purpose of the show.
She'll go visit him in prison for the purpose of the show.
They'll keep that storyline going for the purpose,
man, you all. (audience laughing)
It's not like they're scripted, but they certainly do,
the individuals who participate in these reality shows,
create their own drama lines.
And they are taking it all the way there.
Getting married, having babies.
In the meantime, Ronnie at the Jersey Shore.
He made a surprising announcement last night.
He's claiming that he's expecting another baby.
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With his on-again off-again girlfriend, Jen.
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They already have a daughter, Ariana,
she's seven months old.
It's been a really rocky relationship with them.
Let me remind you.
First of all, he cheated on her on the Jersey Shore.
She saw it through the TV, we all saw it through the TV.
He was getting dumb high, or drunk,
or whatever his passion is, on the Jersey Shore.
We saw it.
Days later, they took to social media
to have a media fight back and forth.
He and Jen, back and forth.
Ronnie posted you can't turn
a natural born ho into a housewife.
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See, see?
Then Jen clapped back, can't turn a coke head into a father.
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Honey.
Then, they've been seen physically fighting on Instagram.
There you go. (audience groaning)
Fighting.
Ronnie is yelling at her, hit me, hit me, hit me.
He hit her, according to him.
And blacked her eye.
Jen accused Ronnie of allegedly killing her dog.
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Jen allegedly dragged Ronnie in a slow-moving car.
With the baby in the back, if you recall.
Oh yes, this is Jen.
Hardened.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Here they go, they're gonna go, what,
you're gonna get married also, you're gonna get married.
You're gonna have the baby,
we're gonna see all this play out on the Jersey Shore.
You're gonna fight like cats and dogs,
this is not going to work, this relationship is toxic.
It's so stupid that you guys
are playing this out on Jersey Shore
instead of trying to work on a relationship
that you can just coparent.
Every mother and father (audience applauding)
does not need to get married or live together.
You all are toxic for each other.
I guess they need money,
that's why they go on the Jersey Shore.
Ronnie's friends are all against this relationship,
so am I.
Jen, I'm against the relationship.
By the way, Snooki is pregnant with her third child.
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I don't believe that she's doing this for reality TV,
I believe Snooki is the genuine article.
She's pregnant, (audience applauding)
so good for you.
Future and Future Junior.
I was thinking, Ciara, (audience laughing)
now that Future Junior has a new father in Russell Wilson,
can you change Future's name
so you don't have to look in his eyes and call him Future?
Change his name to (audience applauding)
Dominic, Stephen, Richard.
It's not too late.
You have him hypnotized, right?
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You have him hypnotized and you declare a name
and do it before this one even knows how to call him Future.
And don't name him Russell, though.
Right now he calls Russell, doesn't call him daddy,
he calls him Poppa.
Aww.
Not aww.
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They're a modern couple, Poppa is like a old man name.
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Poppa?
Just get right into the daddy thing.
Hypnotize him for that too.
Daddy and Stephen.
There, I gave him a new name.
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Yesterday I ran out of time,
but on Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians,
Kim claims that she was high on ecstasy (audience reacting)
when she married her first husband.
And when she filmed her legendary sex tape back in 2003.
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Do we want to show the clip, do we have a clip to show?
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Okay.
Anyway, so they're all sitting around the table.
She actually admitted it on the show,
we actually saw her admit it on the show.
What do I believe?
I believe it.
And I also believe, look,
these celebrities are out here doing all kinds of stuff.
Kim is no exception.
She comes off really sweet and really kind
and all that other kind of mess.
What do I believe?
I believe at all, all. (audience applauding)
Just saying.
Alicia Silverstone
has to pay her ex-husband $12,000 a month.
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But she has a little clause in the divorce papers,
or their prenup,
it's called the cohabitation clause
in the divorce agreement.
It says if her ex ever lives with a woman for five months,
Alicia won't have to pay him a dime.
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Yeah, smart, smart.
She doesn't act much anymore,
I don't know what she does for money
and everything like that.
That's very, very smart.
He can't ever.
$12,000 a month and that agreement it goes until I think...
2024.
2024? 2024, mh-hm.
2024.
You know what, there are plenty of women that will bed hop.
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Alright, I'll be over.
And I'll leave before the kids come over.
I don't want any parts of anything.
$12,000 a month just bought me this new trinket or whatever.
Alicia is going to be so busy keeping track of him,
that'll probably drive her crazy as well.
Then you hire a PI.
But then you're always talking to the PI on the phone.
What'd you see, what'd he do, what'd you see?
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But it's a good one.
That's a good one, Alicia.
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He's some sort of actor, musician,
something or another in a band that no one's ever heard of.
He needs the money.
So he best to behave.
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Speaking of spousal support,
on that Red Table talk show, with Jada Pinkett Smith,
she talked about how she hates paying her,
I had no idea, her ex-husband Keri, spousal support.
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Take a look.
I was very, very angry about that.
But it was because we had an existing prenup and postnup.
If it were reversed, and a guy had more,
we would expect him to make sure the lady's okay, right?
Right, exactly.
We would expect that.
I can't really bitch about it too much.
However, semicolon, whoa, that's a tough pill.
Because times are financially hard
on Toni Braxton boulevard.
Don't forget to call
the insurance company about your jewelry.
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Toni, by the way, and Jada, and I had no idea about this,
they're best friends.
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Jada was the maid of honor at Toni's wedding to Keri.
Keri is from Mint Condition.
He was just so quiet and so peaceful,
I had no idea that he was actually
collecting spousal support from her.
Something about it is not right.
I wonder how much she's paying him.
I wonder if it's adjusted.
Keri, I'm kinda disappointed in you.
I just am. (audience applauding)
I am.
The fabulous Cher walked out
of the preview of her own Broadway show.
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so the show is about her life, Cher, her life.
She's here to give you
all the tips and tricks that you need.
Sources say that she wasn't happy
and she wanted to change producers.
She was there and everybody's on the stage
singing and dancing
and people are seemingly enjoying the show
and Cher's sitting there with a stone face.
And right before intermission she walked out.
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She went right back stage and told the director
she wants a new script, new music, new costumes, new makeup.
The thing is that the play opens next Monday.
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They've already spent all this money on this.
They say she's a perfectionist.
Somebody in my morning meeting said no, pain in the ass.
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I don't know about that.
If you're having a story being told about yourself,
you want it done right.
Besides, she probably went over
to some of these other life stories on Broadway,
like Donna Summer's story is killing it.
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Eh.
But they don't all work.
I thought the Go-Go's story was going to last a lot longer
but that's gone.
Good luck, Cher, with getting what you want.
Wah, wah, wah. (audience applauding)
The Cher show opens December 3rd.
Today is national giving day as you all know.
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I'm really excited to tell you something special.
The Hunter Foundation has teamed up with
my favorite popcorn brand, it's called Candy Pop.
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It's delicious with a dollop of hot sauce.
This is one of my favorite flavors right here, Butterfinger.
Because you get the sweet and savory.
Oh, mh-hm.
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Now until January 7th, every bag of this that you buy online
a hundred percent of the proceeds go towards
the Hunter Foundation's help to combat drug addiction.
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All you gotta do is look for the logo
and know that you're doing the right thing, okay?
Studio audience by the way you're all going home
with my Butterfinger Candy Pop.
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For more information go to wendyshow.com.
We have more great show for you everybody,
Fuller House star Candace Cameron-Bure is here.
Coming up next it's time for Celebrity Fan Out.
Grab a snack and come on back.
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