Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 11, 2017

Waching daily Nov 14 2017

In my first year of High School.

He said "Well not much about it, right?"

What the!?

How old were you then? - Me? You are asking the interviewer?

Hey guys it's Cathy Cat. Today we are gonna go and Ask Japanese

when their first kiss was. Let's go and ask Japanese.

When was your first kiss?

Second year of High School. - Who was it with?

He was... a really cool person...

Was it your boyfriend?

Yes.

How nice. Damn it now I am so jealous.

Where did you kiss?

At the station. We were waiting for the train.

How was the scene? Was the train leaving or what?

This sounds like there is a super romantic story in there.

We were both sitting on the bench.

We let the train rush past us, instead of getting on.

And then we did it...

Was that all of a sudden? - Yeah.

Congratulations.

Now my cheeks are hot.

I was in my first year of High school and we kissed in front of my house.

When was that? Morning or evening?

In the evening...

Did he take you home? - Yes after the way home.

Did he become your boyfriend then?

He was already my boyfriend. - How nice.

I see, so from Highschool, right?

So no friendly kisses in kindergarten?

So first year of highschool?

Please tell us your story.

He wasn't even my boyfriend.

We were at the house of a friend from Highschool.

He kissed me when I was sleeping. I don't really remember it.

Wasn't your first kiss rather stolen then?

Exactly.

He said he was sure this wasn't my first kiss and that's why he kissed me.

But it was my very first time.

I woke up and was like "hold on a second!"

I really had wanted to kiss the person I love first.

But he stole my first kiss.

That's terrible!

But well, he was quite handsome.

So I guess it's ok.

Did he apologize?

He wasn't sorry at all.

He said "Well not much about it, right?"

What the?!

That's how it went down.

What?! Did you slap him?

I didn't. From there on we became friends.

We are not in touch anymore but until the end of highschool we were close friends.

How old were you when you had your first kiss?

I was about Middle school age.

How old were you? - I was 14.

And you?

First year middle school so...

Around 13 years.

Wow you are early.

She was my girlfriend.

We kissed at a karaoke booth.

There is one thing I was always wondering...

In Japan, the boy has to make the first move?

Yes, mostly men do the first move.

But if you go with the flow, it works out ok.

We were both walking home from school.

and the atmosphere was just right for it.

We just kissed on the road.

Were you like "Let's kiss" or more like "girl...." kiss.

Was it really sudden?

There has to be the right mood.

You just go with it.

You don't have to say it, because you both know you feel it.

Its the "reading the air" that's so important in Japan.

Yes that one.

We are talking about love with everyone today.

When about was your first kiss?

Second year of highschool.

How old were you then?

I was 17.

I was in second year of middle school so about 14 years old.

- We were in the park. - Was she your girlfriend?

She wasn't my girlfriend.

You just took your courage and went for it?

Yes.

What did she say to that?

She didn't say anything at that time.

You just kissed and then went home?

Yes...

Did she afterwards decide to be your girlfriend? - Yes.

We were both... on our way home.... there was a bench....

that's where we....

Was she your girlfriend? - Yes she was.

I was in highschool. - How old were you?

I was in highschool third year.

First year of highschool for me.

At the park... in the park... we did it.

Were you friends? - Yes.

So he just launched at you? - Yes.

- He was my senpai. - He didn't say anything, just kissed you?

That's right.

She got her kiss stolen.

Were you happy or were you slapping him?

I wasn't really happy about that.

You didn't like him? - Yes.

Did you give him a reply to that?

- Yes. - What did you say?

Nope.

We were both in the same school club. After the club...

we were talking after school. That's when it happened.

Was he your boyfriend or a friend? - My boyfriend.

Were you happy? - Yes I was very happy.

What school club was it? - Volleyball

We were walking around school and just talking.

And that's when it happened.

When was your first kiss?

I was in the second year of middle school.

When was it? - Not yet.

Who was he?

He was one year older than me.

That was at my house. - Oh wow.

We were just hanging out at home. When was your first kiss?

Me? You are asking the interviewer?

My first kiss....

that was in kindergarten....

We are talking about love things today...

I wanted to ask about your first kiss, but your mum is here too

maybe that's a bit hard to reply to...?

Let's ask when your mother had her first kiss!

I was about 18.

- In Highschool? - After I graduated.

He was a fellow student at my college.

Did you go out with him at that time?

Yes we did. He had walked me home. ...

Really?

In front of my child I feel a bit embarrassed.

Wow you're something.

I was 18 too. It was my exboyfriend.

So we got our reply. Thanks so much.

First kiss! We asked Japanese people when they had their very first kiss.

That was a bit of an embarrassing question, especially asking the mother and the daughter

but we tried anyways.

And we got some very interesting responses.

INCLUDING those gentlemen who STOLE a lady's kiss.

Make sure your partner would like to kiss you before you do that.

Especially if its their very first kiss.

You don't want to have that kind of stuff stolen guys...

It's something that gets given...

I guess it's quite hard for guys to actually

You can see 100% of the boys had to do the first move...

so I guess it's hard to tell if the other person wants to or not...

but if she is sleeping no no.

Don't try that guys. No.

Now tell this little devil your story. When was your first kiss?

Who was it? What scenario was it?

This gonna be so exciting.

I will come back to read that.

And read each others and give each other comments.

about their first kiss story.

This is gonna be such a great thread that we are gonna have in the comments section.

Be sure to leave us comments.

I am looking forward to reading the story of your very first kiss.

I hope it's a nice one.

I mean mine was in kindergarten, so mine was cute, I guess...

right... ? Does it count???

If not let me know. I hope, you have a very lovely day.

We have asked more Japanese. There are lots of other videos,

so be sure to dive into our videos playlist and check out the other videos.

I hope you have a lovely day and catch you soon on Ask Japanese.

Maybe end with this...

For more infomation >> WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? When do Japanese girls and boys have their first kiss? - Duration: 8:06.

-------------------------------------------

THIS GAME IS THE TRUE MEANING OF SUFFERING. - Duration: 12:31.

Game a hard? oh

oh *moaning*

Well, you haven't played Getting Over It made by Bennett Foddy. If that name doesn't mean anything to you,

Then excuse me, I guess you are not a YouTuber. With such amazing titles as Corp-

Clop, remember Clop? And here we are with his latest title, Getting Over It.

It's supposed to be hard if you're a 'lil baby.

I have no - *laughs*

I have no idea how you play, all right? I'm moving this with my mouse. Oh, okay. Easy!

If you can't beat this game,

You might have as well quit life, and - and do something else. Look at this, look at this!

Speed running it. I'm speed running it. I wanna know the backstory to this game. *Laughing*

*ayy* *ayy* *ayy* *ayy* *ayy*

There it is. Look at that.

Look at that. My core body strength

What?

What is happening?

Yup.

Yes.

Nothing - These things doesn't happen to me, okay?

Shit.

Hup!

Oh my god.

Don't patronize me, game. Okay?

I know exactly what I'm doing. *lmao u don't* Okay, there seems - oh wait

There's a new attacker, clearly. Wreckin'. Oh, oh this is gonna be bad. Fuck.

It's fine. You know what, it's fine. I see - I see what I must do, okay? I must launch myself up there,

Which is easy. This is easy.

Could the gameplay be a little easier, please? I mean harder. You know - EEE oh

There it is, you've got to keep the momentum going, clearly. You gotta pop until you don't stop,

And if you don't stop

Then you ain't pop. Now, for the love of God, don't fall down-

Alright, we gotta launch ourself up here.

Look at that. Smooth.

Smooth McGroove- FUCK YOU. Why would you put a hand there?

It's not, it's really not a problem. Don't you worry about me Benny. Mr. Foddy. Don't you worry about it.

*aye aye aye* Okay, so this bit seemed a little tricky. Because I will do the move

That will save the universe.

*KAAAA*

*MEEEEEEEEE*

*HAAAAAAAAAA*

*MEEEEEEEEEE!!!*

*WAAAAAAAAAAVEEE!!!*

Look at that. Now,

Let's not fall down.

Stop.

I know what the task is.

Hup!

Listen, nothing is too sheer! Nothing is too shitty! Schwifty,

Get schwifty.

Nothing! NOOOO!

*SAD MUSIC PLAYS(ENYA - ONLY TIME)*

*is that buck angel?*

NO!

I'm alive. I'm alive. Okay, alright. We're fine.

We're fine.

We're fine.

Why would you make a game that made me lose this much progress?

SKRRRAAA! Easy buddy, easy buddy, easy.

Use your core strength. Think about your pecs after all this.

Easy, easy, please, please, please. If anyone struggled with this game, they need to be assassin- Oh.

This is such a dumb game.

Hup!

Yes!

Look at that buddy, look at that. Thank you. I want to thank my- Oh god. Oh god.

That looks really hard up there. Can I stand on this coffee cup? No,

I can't. Thank you, coffee cup for serving no purpose but to piss me off.

I shall go down here.

Now we're gonna play a little slower, game. A little slower, but that's okay.

I'm going to - uhhh

Carefully pull myself up, because you don't want to make mistakes.

Not at this point, because we clearly have a checkpoint here. This is -

Yes? Yeah. Yeah- I know.

Okay, I don't know why you tell me this.

No.

It's actually a fair point.

This is a really tricky one, isn't it? I mean, for the love of God. How even-

Pull yourself together, buddy.

Yes!

Easy! All right, we got it. That's a check point. That's definitely a check point.

You know this guy is gonna make a slippy stone coming up or something.

Why am I stuck here?

There we go.

Oh my god dude, I'm like natural-born talent. Please, where's my reward for this game?

Where's my reward for this game? Because you know, he can do this, right? Then why can't you- Here we go.

There it is!

*Burps* Oh my god. Oh, no no no!

Oh, god. Oh, god, save me! Save me!

Oh, thank god.

Because you're not a casual. I appreciate it buddy.

Oh, look at that.

Look at that.

How? Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay.

One day, I'll get out of this urn and life will be magic. My fau - Ahh.

Life will be magic one day.

Okay. Is this in any way

Entertaining? I've just really- I'm actually enjoying the game. It's really interesting.

It- it works.

It works really well.

Ah, fuck. But goddamn, it's frustrating. It's like- it seems like it's easy.

But it's really not. It's really not. Oh my god.

This game is gonna kill people. I know it. This game is gonna hurt people.

People will die over this game. Okay, I got that move down.

Oh, oh, I think we're almost there. I actually think we can do this. Okay, pull, pull buddy.

I know you're stuck. Like he's stuck but, no.

We say no. We are the Knights. That's safe-

Yes!

Who are you?

We are the Knights who say- YES!

If I fall down there, to the left, I don't even want to think about it.

Now, now, relax.

Deep breath. No!

Relax.

Relax.

That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, I will not.

All right, okay? We're gonna slowly, slowly, turn it around. Slowly.

And then we're gonna-

NO!!

All right. Okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. We're just gonna lightly push ourself over it.

We're gonna lightly-

Lightly,

Okay.

I- I'm doing open-heart surgery here. This is practically- Okay. I got this.

SKKRRRAA! Yes!

Stupid game! Damn! I bet Jacksepticeye didn't make it here.

Oh! Oh! NOOO!!

NO!

OHMYGOD.

OHMYGOD.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh- oh my god.

Can I- I don't trust this. You're gonna fucking let me go down there, aren't you?

*Michael Jackson gorilla noises*

RIP in pepperonis.

Oh!

Okay!

Okay.

No, no, no. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Eh, eh, that's right.

He will not divide us!

He will not-

There it is. Nice. Yeah, that's it.

No big deal, I'm just in hell.

Okay all right, okay, it's easy from here. Nope- oh.

(10/10 pewds gg)

ACK- Oh my god...

Oh my god...

NO- AHHHHHHH

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

Goodbye.

For more infomation >> THIS GAME IS THE TRUE MEANING OF SUFFERING. - Duration: 12:31.

-------------------------------------------

Josh Hutcherson's Great Grandma is AMAZING - Duration: 4:17.

For more infomation >> Josh Hutcherson's Great Grandma is AMAZING - Duration: 4:17.

-------------------------------------------

Naughty Cops ft. Sarah and Ashlynn - Duration: 12:10.

Ay what's up everyone, it's ya boi Motoki. Guess who I am joined with today?

-Just guess The lovely Sarah Baska, and Ashlynn Tapp

-Oh my God that looks terrifying. Today, we're in a cop car.. Why? Because

the f*ck not? -We're just feeling crazy today.

See, I've been dying to make a collab video with ya'll. You guys make such great videos.

-Stop No for real

-I know I think it's about time we made this collab.

You guys are like popping my cherry. -You're popping my cherry, I've never

done a collab with anyone else. We're poppin' each others cherries.

Hell yeah, I was a virgin before. -No Seriously, yes!

—Wait wait, you guys are uh, virgins? -…yeah..

Nah nah f*ck no -no.. virgins?

I just realized we never showed off the inside of this car here, let's do that.

-Alright, so we got Motokes, drivin' the sh*t.

We got this whole dashboard, I don't know if it does anything.

-I don't think so, this one says yelp which is funny, and wail *wailing noise*.

And then we got some cup holders if we're trying to get freaky.

Who's a good doggy?

-Oh my God, ew I hate that.

—That's so freaking weird sorry I'm actually into like beastiality so this is perfect.

Pull over your vehicle b*tch.

Oh wow this lighting (screaming).

*singing*

Oh, it's a cop. Yup, hello sir. Just some other cops.

-Oh my God, you guys, you guys, he's literally following us.

Wait really? Should I pull over? -no, do not pull over.

Oh no, he has his lights on. His lights are on.

-Shut up dude. Record this record this.

—Yeah Sarah this is good content. Oh nooo.. remain calm.

-What do we say? We can film them right? People do this all the time right?

—I hate this guys. Be cool be cool be cool.

Hey, how's it going? -It's going pretty well, how about yourself?

Fantastic, yeah. We're just ah, shooting a video

-Sorry we're just filming a video. —Filming a video? Yeah, what is it? Uhh.. Officer B. Naughty?

Yeah it's just, we're doing a gag

-Just costumes. —Unfortunately impersonating a police officer

is a federal offense, I'm sure you're aware.

Yeah yeah ya, we're.. —Where'd you get the car?

-We're like YouTubers. —Hands where I can see them!

We're just doing this bit for a video. That's why we have this camera.

—Oh, you're doing like, films? Yeah yeah yeah

—Wait a second. Take your hat off for a second..

No f*cking way.

Are you Motoki?

Yeah! -Oh my God, No way!

—You're Motoki? My mom loves you! No!

—Yeah, my mom she sends me your videos all the time.

-No way, are you kidding me? —Let me get a picture with you!

Yeah yeah -Stop!

—I'll go grab my phone. -You guys! the Moms love you!

—I turned the lights off, no trouble here. We good?

-- Oh we're better than good. My mom is going to love this.

-Stooppp! --I'm shaking right now, this is amazing.

-This is not happening. --It's a video.. Mom, it's Motoki.

-What's your name? --Officer Sheryll.

-Are we good to go then? --Yeah we're good, we're definitely good.

Maybe I can hop in the back seat and be in the video or something

Ohhh... --- I mean, I'm cool. I do like crazy stuff

Oh you do, it's cool it's cool.

--- Should I get in the back seat or? How

are we gonna..? Nahh, we're just gonna go, but yeah yeah..

It was cool.. --You're gonna go?

-We gotta shoot some more stuff. Yeah, there's just like a lot of video stuff.

--My mom loves you so.. Okay yeah.

Okay so I thought that maybe we could put on some props to really just immerse ourselves

into these cop roles. Got a little mustache action going on here.

You'll take this spirit gum here, kinda just put it on our stache, like so..

-Oh, just like, on the skin. It'll kinda burn, not gonna lie. It's like

a tingling burn. -It's like a good burn.

Yeah when you're like, boyfriend/girlfriend is smacking you in the ass, oh this like hurts..

but it's like good.

-It feels like there's a giant caterpillar on my lip.

I feel like I could go kick some ass right now. -Oh honestly, I could do anything.

How you doing back there Ashlynn? --Just applied it, I'm feeling the nice stinga

ding ding. Oh wow.

-That just changed everything. Game changer.

-I feel like I need to talk in a southern accent right now.

You know, now that we got our mustaches on, and our ah aviators, how ya feeling? You feeling

like a cop now? -I feel like a cop, I would like a donut.

--There's something rushing through my veins, I just can't explain it.

Yeah yeah I feel like I, just uh, hate black people you know what I mean?

-Same --Something about a darker tone skin gets

me going. Chill guys, it's a joke okay..

-If you guys have advanced humor, you would understand.

Let's get down to business. This makes me feel badass, just being like

-No honestly We're in a cop a car, we got costumes.

Can we keep these? Yeah absolutely, if you're into role play.

-Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. Question for you guys, have you ever been

arrested? Be honest. --I'm the goodiest of two shoes

-Yeah I have not. -What's funny is like in high school I was

really rebellious. Like, I would drink and party with my friends and stuff but never

gotten caught. All of my friends have gotten caught though, they've gotten MIPs and sh*t.

I don't know what a MIP is. -It's like when you're underage.

--Minor In Possession I don't know all these lingos.

-Wait what? No I mean, I didn't do drugs

-Oh right.. But now I do! F*ck yeah!

--One time in high school people were talking about cum, and I was like, what's cum?

-Wait no shit Ashlynn? --Sorry I don't have sex!

-I thought that sex growing up was just being naked with someone and rubbing your bodies

against each other. It's not that or?

-No I guess not. Oh yeah I was kidding I knew that!

-I guess there's some sort of insertion going on.

I feel like we were all pretty relatively innocent kids.

-Oh yeah no I was pretty innocent. --Sheltered as hell.

-I was very sheltered. So what the fuck happened?

Alright so we got our good 'ol donuts here,

this is actually really good. What if somebody just proposed with a donut?

-I don't even want a ring, I want my future fiancé to propose to me with a bowl of mac

and cheese. --The ring in the mac and cheese.

-No, no ring. I just want a bowl of mac and cheese. Get down on one knee and whip it out

of your cock and be like dude marry me. --Whip the mac and cheese out of your cock?

-Okay, it's a metaphor. Let's see if we can fit three of us in here

and then we'll take the thumbnail while we have light.

--Should we have our tits out for the thumbnail? -Hey whatcha doing?

Oh Joey.. Joey! Oh wait that's not him

-That's not him That makes me feel like a f*cking idiot.

Uh, excuse me, I'm going to have to arrest you for a robbery, for stealing my heart.

-Why you running from the cops? Oh you're not running.. You've just been running through my mind.

-My name is Motoki, I like to smoky, the loud,

feelin' really proud, going hard, in a cop car, grinding on the tar.

--That weed, that shit is a need.

Hey! Hey you, come over here. You got any

drugs on you huh? -No sir.

--Likely story Yeah, sureee dude.

-Smells like drugs to me. You don't have any drugs?

-THC --The joints, the doobies

-You look like someone that would at least do Adderral. You got Adderall?

You high right now? --No.

Okay. -I know your high!

Get the f*ck outta here dude. -Yeah your f*cking, get out of here dude.

Maybe be more fun next time? I don't know. You guys wanna go smoke some weed?

-Yeah --Yeah, yeah.

Alright, cool.

Oh, uh. *chussh* uh *cuuuu* I'm getting a uh, uh report

Ya ya, 4 2 0. Okay, yep. We're on it. --Yo we got a 4 2 0 call.

Yep -Motoki

Ya? --Oh Sh*t

-We're not actually cops though? Um.

--I mean fu*k... Just play along

-Just go with it? yeah, yeah lets go.

--Fu*k come on man. -okay.

Here we are -Oh god, here we go

--Yo -Yo thats whats up dude

--That was sick dude Alright lets go.

-I wish I could cartwheel Hey!

--Heyyy! Police! Open up!

-Open up! -No come on!

--Sh*t

Where is the weed?

-- Huh? What, what weed? What is weed? Where is the weed!

-I'm smelling some dank dank up in here? --Yeah.

Hey! Wait a second! This isn't a lamp!

--Somebody is making a salad up in here becasue I'm smelling the devils lettuce

-*uhghu*

Where is the weed! --Where is it at boy! -Guys, guys, guys!

Oh... would you look at thatttttttt. -Is it oregano?

Oh ya --Yeah, yeah.

-Defenetaly oregano... --Oh shi*t. That's oregano.

Oh sh*t. --I'm going to need to take this with me...

Yeah! Yeah! --...for some investigation...

--We can make a really nice pasta

with this when we get home. F*ck ya!

How about outside, huh? --Yeah what you got outside!

-Lets take a look! Whats out here? You growing some kush out

here? Is that kush? Is that kush right there? -Is this kush?

--No, that is just normal plants. Oh, okay. That's just bamboo.

-Hey! What's this, huh? --Uh...

Woah! What's that? Jack pot!

-...this looks... Because, pot. Get it? That was good yeah?

-That was good, ya ya. -Oh sh*t dude. It says Girl Scout cookies...

Girl Scout cookies? Oh... How do you fit those? -F*ck. How do you fit Girl Scout cookies

in here? --Hmmm. Girl Scout cookies huh? Yo can I sang

that recipe later? --Yeah, yeah I'll just...

--We'll just like link up emails are good for this.

--email, email ya. What's in here!

-Hey! --Hey!

--Nothing! It doesn't open. It's been broken for years.

Oh sure. Ahhh!

--Ahhh! Look at that.

-Broken my a**. --Broken for years.

Broken. --Let's take a look inside why don't we.

What! Oh! Ho ho ho. -Woah!

--Holy sh*t! This bike is dope!

-This is the sickest Oh my god! What this is awesome man!

--I've been looking for this model on ebay man

Is this, this is like 1999 right? This is amazing!

-How did you get this model? The wheel.

--You can really ride in style. Wait? Wait a second! Oh my god!

--Hey! Hey! This is weed!

--Oh my god! You've been foiled! Ha ha ha!

What's this I smell? A promotion! -Ayyyy.

Listen uh, we're gonna have to, uh, confiscate

this operation. --No!

Sorry buddy. Alright. --I really hate to do this man.

-Make sure to figure out your punishment, your sentence, uh

--Come on --Ya, ya. We are so hot boxing the police

car -Oh absolutly

Ya we're gonna smoke the sh*t out of it

And we're back, ladies and gentlemen. -We're back

Thank you guys so much for being down to do this little video with me

--Anytime. -Of course.

Like I said, I've been wanting to make this video forever and now here, what's up. It's

happening. --Manifestation

Life is so good. -We love life.

F*ck ya. Also, real quick shout out to my boy Harlin

over at propcopcars. -Ayyyy

Amazing. Thanks for the hook up. Of the cop cars

-Thank you --Ya the cars are great

Oh ya. -They're perfect

If your in L.A., hit ya boy up -Hit em up

Thank you guys so much for watching. If you enjoyed it, maybe give it a like. Subscribe

even. Call me crazy. --Hit that bell possibly

Woah! -Hit that little bell bottom

--Click that bell -youknowwhatthatis

--That little ding ding -little ding ding

-*beatbox* *beatbox*

Thanks again so much, and we'll see you next... Motoki Monday

-Motoki Monday --Motoki Monday

For more infomation >> Naughty Cops ft. Sarah and Ashlynn - Duration: 12:10.

-------------------------------------------

Guest Host Dave Grohl Interviews Alice Cooper - Duration: 5:48.

For more infomation >> Guest Host Dave Grohl Interviews Alice Cooper - Duration: 5:48.

-------------------------------------------

Carey Mulligan Failed Driving Test Five Times - Duration: 5:25.

For more infomation >> Carey Mulligan Failed Driving Test Five Times - Duration: 5:25.

-------------------------------------------

$4 SU🅱️REM VS. $400 SU🅱️REME - Duration: 11:21.

You messed up!

Alright?

You can make fun of Roblox

ok??

Y- you can make fun of Minecraft!

BUT DON'T MAKE FUN OF

s u p r e m e

Do you like to show off to people that you are cool and make a lot of money?

Do you want to look like this gentleman?

Well just for a few hundred dollars...

You can look like this gentleman!

Clearly a bro.

Or perhaps look like this!

Veeery stylish~

I was literally buying-eh some clothing online yesterday

and I was looking at the prices and anything cool design that you wanna get...

It's gonna cost you a couple hundred dollars.

It's- and I like it. Like, a lot of it is cool.

I'm not just... shitting completely on like brands or whatever.

Some of it- some of it are generally well designed.

Like I found this one.

I'll fuck with this. It looks cool.

But young adults don't make a lot of money.

Like I have to- Not to be all elitist,

but I have to be in like the 1% or something.

12 Yr old bullied ballbag: I want to get overpriced clothing that show that I make a lot of money.

What do you do?

I collect my parents' allowance.

He collects his parents'

allowance

That's a pretty- That's a pretty high profile.

What the fuck is happening here?

What the fuck? I didn't-

Can you imagine- Um, having kids

that just want to spend- you know, you work your whole life

To save some money---you get kids, and you spend it all because they want to wear some branded clothing.

Now this is by far nothing new.

I remember back in when I was young everyone in Sweden had these

stupid Canadian goose jackets

That cost like at least a grand.

And I remember if you go to the if you went to like the shady neighbourhoods in Sweden,

They've literally tear that shit up

They'll they'll come they'll come running and nab the sh- the jacket off you,

and I remember it happened to my cousin.

Yeah, if you're Swedish, you know these stupid J. Linda Berg sweaters my god

Ah

It was so hard for me to find this photo cuz I swear to God after a certain point anyone that had one of these

Just burned it all. They burned it in shame.

But the big brand you know these days is Supreme.

And my God is it cringe to look at.

What is wrong with people, ok?

I don't mind the brand as much as I hate the culture around it.

Ok?

People wait literally for days!

So it's not like people just spend a lot of money...

They also just wait for days to get deez items.

It's like the Szechuan sauce all over again.

But why? Surely there must be a good reason.

Hello, Boris (b u l l i e d f a t k i d). How are you?

And why are you here today?

To represent the s u 🅱️ r e m e culture (You're wearing north face though..)

Really... It just confirms my theory that these branded clothings are literally just for little kids

that got bullied and then now just want to buy their way into looking cool all the sudden to overcompensate.

What is that culture?

Today, we're celebrating North Face (You said su🅱️reme previously, dumbass).

I don't mean to sound like a bully, but

asdfghjkl

Like Jesus

I'm here for The North Face collab

And what do you like about North Face?

Nothing.(You dumb trend hopper piece of shit)

Nothing, he likes nothing, yet he is still standing in the line!

To buy The North Face why the fuck is North Face popular all of a sudden like why is that the brand?

It's a fucking cold weather brand

That's all it is. Why? We literally just have to wear them in Sweden

It's not like...

Ehhhh

Where do you get the money to buy this?

I work

What do you do?

He's...

Did he just say, "I sell drugs"? (DEMONETIZED)

People go into criminal activity to get access to these fine, fine brands!

Do you like lining up is it fun?

Not really

No one enjoys it

Everyone is just having a bad time

The hype and the exclusivity... of it.

The hype and the logo, that's great. That's great.

Like I know I have the cost statues in the back...

I didn't know that was a hypebeast thing.

Everyones like, "Oh! Pewdiepie is a hypebeast!"

I just appreciate art, ok?

I just hate how they're ruined now because of these little kids

okay, oh, it's

Popular so it's cool because it's expensive~

As a kid, I had a lot of North Face because my father used to buy it, so boom. That's like a childhood memory boom

That's like a childhood memory boom. What a captivating story that was gripping

I'm gonna get five sets of everything to resell

Aren't you only allowed one set per person since it's one per person

I have people waiting in line since yesterday and then from there. They give me my stuff and then they eat

They all eat they eat the shirts

It all makes sense now. They eat the shirts. I knew it.

The Fontana Manor likes a little North Face Supreme collaboration. You know?

It's a nice hat to go with everything you know what I mean?

And this is North Face produced not Supreme produced. Not that there's nothin' wrong with dat. Supreme make good shit

But you know.

You know it's better than one brand?

Two brands.

Yeah. As many brands as possible. Please can we have,

50 brands?

Are you a Jordan fan?

OD

and how many NBA titles has he won?

This is the air Jordan x Supreme collaboration. People... people love jordan. That's why they come out here.

Do you know how many NBA titles? He's won?

Nah, nah, not really too sure, nah.

I believe ten.

Wrong

Someone nearly got sliced in the face from standing in these supreme lines

We see that from the corner of his nose to all the way to like, almost his ear that his face was slashed

He was gushing blood. He's trying to hold his face together. This is said. This is the future 24 hours another slashing

The victim was bleeding you thought the session one sauce was bad

But the real question here is did he get the supreme shirt

Anyone will take a slice to the face for a supreme shirt come on. Let's get real here guys

He was a part of this crowd

He lined up with other skateboard fanatics to buy t-shirts and sneakers so many skateboard fanatics all of a sudden

Huh how about that?

People just love skateboarding all of the sudden

It's sort of become part of Supremes brand to just ehh... put their name on literally anything

I'm sure you've seen the memes now. I didn't know that they were memeing themself which in in a way I can appreciate

But the fact that people still buy them it's just ruins it it ruins the meme so supreme

Just literally put out a brick a red brick with the supreme logo on it as a haha you guys are sheep

You will literally buy anything and there you go a thousand dollars, which

Surprise surprise didn't turn out to be maybe the best investment that you could make

Oooooooh Wow...

So he's getting the crowbar he needs to try that's really it the crowbar the Swiss Army knife

Why did the girl burn because it's a fucking crowbar? What are you gonna do with that? Fucking nothing?

I'm gonna own a fucking crowbar now. That's the fucking shit you see he been waiting 10 hours for a crowbar

That says supreme. I didn't even know it says supreme

three hundred pounds

I kinda want it. I'm not gonna lie

There's a supreme stress ball supreme fire extinguisher in case you're really dying

They literally fucking have my bike as well like that's my bike they fucking stole it these fake-ass fans

You know they don't have the taste of the design. They just want that

Brandy supreme numchucks

Supreme air horn (MLG approved!)

inflatable raft

supreme dice a supreme hair clipper supreme

skateboard for 30,000

Oh my god

Oh wow, I don't care anymore like I've seen these memes or whatever popping up

I didn't know they were serious

130 pound for supreme

White cat well unfortunately, I don't really feel like spending that money

but I really really do want to be part of this supreme cult seeing all this I

Know I've been missing out, and I want to be part of it damn it

Thanks to Tabasco sweet. Who's done a tutorial on how you can make your own supreme hat

I'm gonna try and attempt making one. I bought a cap

$2.99 I bought some fabric one pound let's make this shit

All right, we're gonna start off

By writing

Praising the supreme logo if you don't have it you can literally just add the Colgate logo because it's basically the same thing

So let's try this okay

All right, let's cut off the right size. I am a (mine)crafting channel now everybody

All right absolutely perfect no one's gonna know that this is a fake supreme it'll will be it'll be our lil'

It'll be our little secret

Now this part is quite tricky

It's gonna you're gonna have to basically just draw the outline you

Don't want to give away that it's a fake supreme because the only thing worse than a real supreme is

The fact that you were trying to make a fake supreme

Fuck I'm running out of space we're gonna carefully scalpel out our outline to make the supreme logo we got the s

Very nice. I'm very happy with this is this gonna work out

How's that gonna look? Yeah?

You want me to make one for your beanie?

And there we go!

I ran out of space so we just ended up with suprem.

Suprem > Supreme

You know, I'm starting my own brand.

It's called Suprem.

Now, we're gonna glue gun that bish.

Ohhhh!

shit~ That is some *hot* Suprem!

Alright.

Fits my head perfectly!

Look at that!

SUPREM!!

$200

$3.99 baby

oh very nice

Guys, I forgot as a last step,

We're gonna get some textile

fabric paint alright, and we're just gonna fill in each letter to make sure that it seems as authentic as possible

We are going for 100% authenticity (excellence)

here.

You're not gonna be able to tell a difference.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Now it's done.

SUPREM!!

Culture will reign! Heck yes fam damn

I look good, so yeah, you can do this yourself if you do post some picture hashtag suprem

Thank you for leaving a like and believing in the suprem nation as a Swiss Steen from another thank you and as always

Squad fam(& sisters) out!

For more infomation >> $4 SU🅱️REM VS. $400 SU🅱️REME - Duration: 11:21.

-------------------------------------------

Eyes on Worlds: Episode 3 (2017) - Duration: 15:37.

- Bengi: Oh my god, we won! - Poohmandu: It's over!

- Faker: How was that so easy?

- Kkoma: Wait, but they'd have two tanks.

Isn't Shen more of a threat to us?

- Huni (Seonghoon): But for our last pick, we can get Gangplank,

a damage dealer, our comp will be better.

- Kkoma: If they take Shen?

- Seonghoon, if they do take Shen,

you have to show us your Gangplank.

- Huni: Okay.

- Huni: Sejuani no Flash.

We got her.

- Faker: Yeah, let's look at the next game.

- Wolf: Let's ready ourselves for the next game.

We were going to ban Shen every game.

But because of Gangplank, we didn't. So you really had to perform well this game.

If Shen had his ult, Blank shouldn't have engaged bottom either.

But all of that happened.

All because of you.

Let's just ban Shen, okay?

But it comes down to your skills, not picks.

If it turns out like that again let's just ban him.

It's a bit of a shame but let's ban Shen.

Everything stopped because of that.

I won't go into this anymore.

- Kkoma: Seonghoon, stay confident.

- Kkoma: Let's make it to the Finals, yeah? - Huni: Yes.

- Blank: If we get pulled in, it might not be good.

- Kkoma: During that fight at mid, you didn't have to use your ult, Seonghoon.

- Huni: Yeah.

Doesn't matter what's going on in the other lanes. I think you're seriously underperforming.

For you, Seonghoon, there is a big difference between not needing to be nervous and not concentrating.

That's something you need to overcome.

Even if other lanes are falling behind, still don't try to make a play.

We're giving you a champ that scales or just straight up good picks.

- Kkoma: Step back a little. Don't try to make a play, I beg you.

- Faker: If it's questionable, just don't.

You don't have to prove yourself today. If you have to prove yourself, save it for the Final.

You're dragging Blank down with you if you perform poorly.

Just keep that in mind.

Good fights happen at the top lane anyways, so just concentrate on laning.

You don't need to think about anything else.

If it weren't for that mistake, we would've won, right?

- Everyone: Yeah.

That's the real bummer.

We're not going to have control of any lane.

Just play your best, have no regrets, because this will be your last game.

We lost a game where we had the lead.

We've already shown all our cards.

So since our lanes will be 50/50, it'd be best if you guys made less mistakes.

- Bang: Vayne was totally a bad pick.

- Kkoma: So what he means is, if we didn't have that huge mistake...

- Faker: But we keep making those mistakes, so it's hard to play against those types of picks.

- Bang: When he had Rageblade and boots, I should have been ahead with Statikk Shiv.

- Faker: You're right on that, but we keep throwing.

- Kkoma: Hey, bottom.

You guys need to help the team and carry yourselves at the very least.

- Kkoma: Let's make up for Quarterfinals, okay? - Bang & Wolf: Okay.

- Wolf: I think we'll be able to carry this game.

- Kkoma: Okay, you don't have to carry.

Or yeah, carry this game.

Play well guys.

I'll be preparing our picks and bans for Game 5.

- Faker: Let's all focus. - Everyone: Fighting!

Jarvan, Soraka no Flash.

Soraka no Flash.

I'll initiate. Follow up.

Go Baron.

- Peanut: Nice job, Kog'maw.

Twitch no Flash.

- Faker: Nice.

- Wolf: We killed him.

Let's back off and go for dragon.

We can initiate.

- Bang: Let's fight.

- Faker: Huni, that was a great engage. - Peanut: Really well done.

Great job, Huni.

Wow, really...

- Bang: Ah, we won.

- Faker: Ah, I'm hungry.

I'm sorry.

I'm trash.

I'm trash.

For more infomation >> Eyes on Worlds: Episode 3 (2017) - Duration: 15:37.

-------------------------------------------

Eyes on Worlds: Episode 4 (2017) - Duration: 11:38.

Rather than thinking I had lost my chance, in that moment I thought,

"Next year when we meet again, I am going to wreck you."

Last year, I felt fearless and able to tackle any challenge.

This year is now coming to an end

and I feel afraid to take those challenges.

I'm worrying about everything,

and I feel slightly less confident.

But as I've gone through the competition

what I'm feeling now is that

it's not all that bad.

This is a trial that everyone goes through and it's almost over.

I'm thinking positively that things will turn out better once I've reached the end.

I think the current SKT is

the team that has everything I dreamt of and wanted as a kid.

Has taken everything.

That team is SKT.

Usually, after you've become number one, you can become lazy.

But that's not the case for me.

Rather,

I use my experience being number one,

to figure out how to get to the top again.

And that's how I'm always able to maintain it.

You can beat him.

Players have been able to beat him once or twice, possibly with some luck.

It's not like Faker is immortal.

I am unsure if this is good fortune or if this is our fate

but a second chance has come.

While we did our best last year,

this time I want to take this opportunity

and get revenge.

- Ambition: Look! You have to look.

- CoreJJ: Varus! Varus! - CuVee: I'm coming! I'm coming!

- Ruler: Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

- Crown: Yasuo! Yasuo!

Most teams, when they got close to taking down SKT, they crumbled.

We did too.

Now with that experience

we won't crumble like that.

- CoreJJ: We can win this.

- Ruler: We can do this!

- Coach Edgar: As you guys know, this is actually the beginning.

They've lost two games many times.

- Ruler: Yeah, last year we lost two games and won two.

- Ruler: We can do it too. - CuVee: We can't let our guards down.

- Ambition: Let's pretend like this is Game 1.

- Coach Edgar: Don't give away anything for free.

- Coach Edgar: We fight, we win! - Everyone: Fighting!

- Coach Edgar: It's 0-0! - Everyone: Fighting!

- CuVee: Look at Karma.

- Ruler: Focus Karma!

- Crown & Ambition: Nice!

End it!!

- Blank: We have to back! This is bad.

- Faker: I... Ah, damn...

- Bang: I think this might be game. - Huni: No, not yet.

- Faker: Back off Trundle.

- Ambition: Just protect.

- CoreJJ: Yeah, keep protecting.

- Ambition: Get the turret.

- CoreJJ: They probably have tp. Back as we cover each other.

I've never gone into a game thinking that we'd lose because of me.

That's how I'm able to play with confidence.

- Ruler: Look here!

- Crown: Focus Karma!

- CoreJJ: Chain the CCs!

- Faker: Just leave me.

- CoreJJ: Guys, Tristana!

- Crown: End it!

- CuVee: Awesome! Kill 'em all!

Kill 'em all! End it!!

This year could have been the most difficult year of my life.

But since I was rewarded in the end,

it almost feels like God is messing with me, it's extraordinary.

I met Faker four years ago, when he had his debut match.

He defeated me and was thrust into the spotlight.

It took four years, but I was able to get revenge in a really satisfying way.

I am so relieved to have defeated Faker on the biggest and highest stage.

But honestly, since Faker is such an outstanding player

if it wasn't me, he would've beaten other players to get to this point.

For more infomation >> Eyes on Worlds: Episode 4 (2017) - Duration: 11:38.

-------------------------------------------

2017 World Championship Finals Opening Tease - Duration: 2:13.

I think they have this mysterious unseen power.

Even when SKT is losing,

since it's SKT, they could make a comeback.

It's that kind of mysterious power.

The only option is for us to play better than them.

This is my first time at the World Finals.

This will be the biggest match of my life.

I am unsure if this is good fortune or if this is our fate

but a second chance has come.

This time, I would like to get revenge.

Anyone can beat him

but it's just so hard to do.

That's why no one has done it.

I don't think he's immortal.

In order to win,

I have to ask myself what I can do to perform even better.

I have won every World Championship I've been in.

If I were to finish 2nd place this time,

it'll forever remain as disappointment.

For more infomation >> 2017 World Championship Finals Opening Tease - Duration: 2:13.

-------------------------------------------

Dax Shepard Reveals Why Being Married to Kristen Bell is Terrible - Duration: 3:31.

For more infomation >> Dax Shepard Reveals Why Being Married to Kristen Bell is Terrible - Duration: 3:31.

-------------------------------------------

Guest Host Channing Tatum Interviews Ellen DeGeneres - Duration: 7:25.

>> SO EXCITING.

>> Channing: WHAT DO I DO?

>> WELL, YOU TALK TO ME, ASK ME

QUESTIONS, AND WE TURN IT

AROUND.

>> Channing: MAN, THIS IS SO

WEIRD.

>> ARE YOU HAVING FUN?

>> Channing: I AM HAVING FUN SO

FAR.

>> I TOLD YOU IF IT DANCED IT

WOULD BE THE RIGHT THING, I'M

GLAD YOU TOOK MY ADVICE.

>> Channing: YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> IT REALLY TOOK YOU OVER, I

HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE SO

READY FOR IT.

>> Channing: I LOVE ME SOME

'90s, IT JUST POSSESSES ME.

>> YEAH.

I LOVE IT.

THEY HAD LIKE TWO SONGS.

>> Channing: THEY, DO ACTUALLY.

THEY ONLY HAVE TWO.

>> IT WAS THAT AND WHAT WAS THE

OTHER SONG?

>> Channing: I'M -- YOU KNEW THE

SECOND ONE.

>> WE'LL FIND OUT.

"EVERYBODY DANCE."

WAS IT "SWEAT"?

>> I GOT THE POWER.

>> Channing: NICE PULL, NICE

PULL.

>> GOOD ONE, THANKS.

>> Channing: HOW ARE WE DOING,

HOW AM I DOING?

>> YOU SHOULD ASK ME SOME

QUESTIONS, YOU KNOW.

LIKE WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR

THANKSGIVING, STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> Channing: WHAT DO YOU HAVE

PLANNED FOR THANKSGIVING?

>> NOTHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: THIS IS GOING WELL,

ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU SHOULD THINK OF THINGS ON

YOUR OWN.

>> Channing: DON'T THEY PREPARE

THIS STUFF OR SOMETHING?

DON'T THEY PREPARE YOU?

>> USUALLY, YEAH.

YOU DIDN'T REPAIR -- PREPARE --

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: I DIDN'T THE

REPAIRING, I DIDN'T DO THE

PREPARING.

>> WE COULD TALK ABOUT -- WHAT

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

>> Channing: I DON'T KNOW, HOW

ABOUT -- LET'S SEE, THIS IS

REALLY HARD.

THIS STUFF IS REALLY, REALLY

HARD.

>> IT'S LIKE HAVING A

CONVERSATION AND EVERYTHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: I KNOW.

DID YOU HAVE THIS MUCH OF A HARD

TIME LIKE YOUR FIRST SEASON?

>> EARLY ON?

>> Channing: YEAH.

>> NO, BUT YOU KNOW, BEFORE I

STARTED MY SHOW, THEY ASKED

ME -- NO, I DIDN'T.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: WHAT ARE YOU

SAYING?

>> THEY ASKED ME TO INTERVIEW

PEOPLE TO SHOW THAT I COULD TALK

TO PEOPLE, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS

THE WEIRDEST THING.

AT MY HOUSE, ALANIS MORISSETTE

AND TOM HANKS AND HELEN HUNT AND

SOMEBODY ELSE CAME OVER AND THEY

RECORDED ME HAVING A

CONVERSATION WITH THEM SO THAT

THEY COULD APPROVE THAT I COULD

TALK TO PEOPLE.

I HAD TO LIKE AUDITION.

>> Channing: WERE YOU NOT

TALKING TO THE PEOPLE TRYING TO

GIVE YOU THE JOB?

>> YES, YES, OBVIOUSLY NOT WELL

ENOUGH, I DIDN'T ASK ENOUGH

QUESTIONS.

PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT

THEMSELVES.

SO THAT'S WHY IT'S USUALLY LIKE,

HOW ARE YOU?

TELL ME ABOUT YOU.

HOW ARE THE KIDS?

STUFF LIKE THAT.

>> Channing: THAT'S WHY I'M

BEING QUIET RIGHT NOW.

>> RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT

TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME?

I SEE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

YOU SHOULD COME OVER FOR

THANKSGIVING.

IN CASE, NOW THAT PEOPLE ARE

INTERESTED, YOU SHOULD BE THERE.

>> Channing: YEAH, THIS IS GOING

TO BE REALLY WEIRD IF I'M NOT

THERE NOW.

>> IT WILL BE YOU AND YOUR

FAMILY, YOUR DAUGHTER, WHO IS

GOING TO GO TO THERAPY NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: I HAVE NO SPINE.

>> YEAH.

>> Channing: ZERO SPINE.

>> YEAH.

>> Channing: I GO AHEAD AND RUIN

MY DAUGHTER.

>> YOU HAVE A GOOD SPINE.

A NICE, SEXY SPINE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

>> I LEARNED ABOUT YOUR SPINE I

THINK YOUR FIRST TIME YOU WERE

ON THE SHOW.

YOU SHOWED ME THE POSSIBILITY OF

YOUR SPINE.

>> WORKED MY SPINE.

YES, I DID.

>> I THINK SOMEBODY SENT IT --

>> REALLY HOPE THAT THERE IS --

>> SOMEBODY SENT IT.

DO MEN GIVE LAP DANCES?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MEN STRIPPERS

DO.

>> YEAH, YOU BASICALLY PUT ON

LITTLE SHOWS.

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NOT AS --

>> WHAT KIND OF SHOW?

SHOW US.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: SO THAT WAS MY VERY

FIRST TIME ON YOUR SHOW.

I GOT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WAS

THE VERY FIRST TIME THAT MY DAD

ACTUALLY FOUND OUT THAT I WAS A

STRIPPER FOR A SHORT TIME.

>> WAIT YOUR DAD DIDN'T KNOW

THAT YOU HAD BEEN A STRIPPER?

>> Channing: NOPE.

>> HE LEARNED IT THAT DAY?

>> Channing: GIVING YOU A DANCE,

YES.

>> WOW.

HOW DID HE TAKE IT?

>> Channing: NOT WELL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO?

>> Channing: REALLY, REALLY NOT

WELL.

>> LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH

YOU.

I MEAN, YOUR CAREER IS SO --

IT'S GREAT.

I MEAN, YOU'RE A DANCER, YOU'RE

DOING MOVIES WHERE YOU'RE ACTING

AND DOING REALLY SERIOUS HEAVY

ROLES AND YOU'RE AN AMAZING

ACTOR.

ISN'T ME HE AN AMAZING ACTOR?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: THANK YOU, THAT

MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING

THIS.

YOU'RE ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING ME,

SOME HOW SHE TURNED THIS AROUND.

WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL

LIVE."

I'M YOUR JEST HOST CHANNING

TATUM WITH ELLEN DeGENERES.

>> HERE WE ARE TOGETHER.

AGAIN?

I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE

FROM WHEN WE HUNG OUT IN VEGAS.

>> YES.

>> Channing: CAN YOU EXPLAIN

THIS TO ME?

>> CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?

>> Channing: I FEEL LIKE I'M

GETTING MUGGED BY YOU.

>> YEAH, NO --

>> Channing: ARE YOU STEALING MY

WALLET?

>> YOU STARTED IT.

YOU WERE LEANING OVER THAT

BALCONY AND I DECIDED TO JOIN

YOU IN THE DANCE.

I WENT TO GO SEE "MAGIC MIKE"

AND YOU MAY WONDER WHY --

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHY ME?

>> Channing: WHY?

>> BECAUSE IT WAS FANTASTIC.

IT WAS SO GOOD.

>> Channing: THANK YOU.

>> IT WAS FANTASTIC, BUT THERE

WERE SOME PEOPLE THERE THAT WE

LOOK THE AROUND, IT LOOKED LIKE

THERE WERE SOME WOMEN WHO

BROUGHT THEIR HUSBANDS.

>> Channing: YEAH.

>> THAT THOUGHT MAGIC MIKE WAS

SOME KIND OF MAGICIAN OR

SOMETHING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY WERE SO CONFUSED OF WHAT

WAS GOING ON.

>> Channing: THANKFULLY, I THINK

THEY ENDED UP LIKE ACTUALLY

HAVING A GREAT TIME.

>> YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE A GOOD

TIME, IF YOU'RE IN VEGAS, GO SEE

"MAGIC MIKE" LIVE, IT WAS SO

GOOD, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

WE DID A TAPED PIECE WE PUT ON

MY SHOW AND WE HUNG OUT AND

DANCED, I DANCED ON YOU --

>> Channing: A LITTLE GAMBLING

AFTERWARDS.

>> WE DID, POKER AFTERWARDS,

BLACKJACK FOR A FEW MINUTES.

>> Channing: IS THAT YOUR GAME?

>> I LIKE POKER BETTER THAN

BLACKJACK, BUT I DO LIKE

BLACKJACK.

>> Channing: I THINK YOU READ IN

YOUR BOOK YOU HAVE A CRAZY STORY

ABOUT A BLACKJACK TABLE.

>> THAT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING

THAT UP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: IT'S IN STORES.

>> IT'S SO FUNNY THAT IT LEADS

INTO A BIT THAT I HAVE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: DO WE HAVE A CLIP?

>> OH, I DO HAVE A CLIP, YES, I

BROUGHT A CLIP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ RIM SHOT ]

>> Channing: SHE'S THE FULL

PACKAGE.

>> I AM THE FULL PACKAGE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Channing: TRUE.

>> YOU'RE THE FULL PACKAGE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ RIM SHOT ]

>> Channing: LIKE ONE OF MY

FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT YOUR SHOW

IS YOU GIVE AWAY SO MUCH STUFF.

I ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO

SOMETHING ON THIS SHOW --

>> THEY DON'T DO IT HERE.

>> Channing: THEY DO NOT.

>> JIMMY SO IS CHEAP.

[ LAUGHTER ]

JIMMY, HE NEVER -- I WATCH THE

SHOW EVERY NIGHT.

I LOVE HIM.

BUT HE NEVER GIVES ANYTHING

AWAY.

WE GIVE AWAY STUFF ALL THE TIME.

AND PEOPLE, THE ONE THING WE DO,

YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A

GUEST ON THE SHOW A LOT, WE GIVE

OUR GUESTS ELLEN UNDERWEAR

BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST UNDERWEAR

YOU'LL EVER WEAR.

>> Channing: IT'S TRUE, I

ACTUALLY HAVE SOME ON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: IT'S SO SOFT.

>> YES, IT IS THE SOFTEST

UNDERWEAR.

AND I THOUGHT, WHAT CAN I DO TO

MAKE UP FOR JIMMY'S THRIFTINESS?

>> Channing: THRIFTINESS.

>> TAYLOR, COME OUT, I WANT

EVERYBODY TO HAVE ELLEN

UNDERWEAR.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: LET'S GO BACK HERE.

WHOO!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Channing: ELLEN WEEKDAYS IN

For more infomation >> Guest Host Channing Tatum Interviews Ellen DeGeneres - Duration: 7:25.

-------------------------------------------

Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Loves to Curse - Duration: 0:38.

For more infomation >> Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Loves to Curse - Duration: 0:38.

-------------------------------------------

Follow The Shield to the ring in Leipzig, Germany - Duration: 1:01.

[APPLAUSE]

>> [APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC]

[APPLAUSE]

For more infomation >> Follow The Shield to the ring in Leipzig, Germany - Duration: 1:01.

-------------------------------------------

AJ Styles celebrates with the WWE Universe in Milan, Italy - Duration: 0:51.

[MUSIC]

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC]

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC]

For more infomation >> AJ Styles celebrates with the WWE Universe in Milan, Italy - Duration: 0:51.

-------------------------------------------

Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Surprises People on Hollywood Blvd. - Duration: 4:26.

SHOW ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.

I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF WORKING

THREE DOORS DOWN FROM A WETZEL'S

PRETZELS.

I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M ON EDGE

AFTER THIS KTLA NEWS REPORT FROM

RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS VERY THEATER.

>> IT'S THE CASE OF THE $25,000

HERPES SORE.

AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jennifer: FOR THE RECORD,

I'VE NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR

HERPES.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IF I DID, IT WOULD KILL ME,

BECAUSE I'M CHEAP AND A

HYPOCHONDRIAC.

DESPITE THE THREAT OF

HIGH-PRICED HERPES, I WANTED TO

MINGLE WITH SOME OF THE LOCALS

WHILE I WAS HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.

SO I CAME UP WITH A SIMPLE GAME.

I RAN UP TO PEOPLE ON THE STREET

AND ASKED THEM TO NAME FIVE

MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN.

SIMPLE IF YOU HAVE LOW ENOUGH

SELF-ESTEEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE POINT WAS TO PUT THEM ON THE

SPOT AND HUMILIATE MYSELF.

AND GUESS WHAT?

BOTH HAPPENED.

>> Jennifer: CAN YOU PLEASE --

>> OH MY GOD!

>> Jennifer: NAME FIVE MOVIES

JENNIFER LAWRENCE HAS BEEN IN.

>> WITH YOU IN FRONT OF ME I

CAN'T THINK OF ANY!

>> Jennifer: CAN YOU NAME FIVE

JENNIFER LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> OH, GOSH.

PLEASE --

>> Jennifer: LADY, FOR THE LOVE

OF GOD --

>> I KNOW, I KNOW, I'VE SEEN --

I KNOW YOUR MOVIES --

>> Jennifer: DID YOU SEE THAT

MOV

MOVIE?

>> NO.

>> Jennifer: NO?

DIDN'T SEE IT?

>> NO.

>> Jennifer: DID YOU KNOW WHO

JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS?

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY

LIFE.

>> JENNIFER LAWRENCE.

NOPE.

>> Jennifer: HEY.

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?

>> Jennifer: WHAT'S UP?

DO YOU SMOKE WEED?

>> SOMETIMES.

>> Jennifer: YEAH?

>> YEAH.

>> Jennifer: WHEN YOU SMOKE

WEED, DO YOU EVER WATCH JENNIFER

LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> NO.

>> Jennifer: COOL.

ME NEITHER.

CAN YOU NAME FIVE JENNIFER

LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> FIVE JENNIFER LAWRENCE

MOVIES?

>> Jennifer: I KNOW.

WHO IS THAT BITCH?

>> JENNIFER ANISTON COULD I TELL

YOU.

>> Jennifer: JENNIFER ANISTON IS

WAY LERT THAN JENNIFER LAWRENCE,

DO YOU AGREE?

>> YEAH.

>> Jennifer: MUCH BETTER.

>> I LOVE HER.

>> Jennifer: PRETTIER, FUNNIER.

>> YES.

>> Jennifer: BETTER MOVIES.

>> YES, YES, I LOVE HER.

>> Jennifer: YEAH, OVERALL.

>> YEAH, GREAT.

>> Jennifer: I'M JENNIFER

LAWRENCE.

>> OH.

>> Jennifer: CAN YOU NAME FIVE

JENNIFER LAWRENCE MOVIES?

>> WHAT?

OH MY GOSH.

THE ONE WITH THE WOMAN WHO'S --

ONE WORD -- KIND OF LIKE

HAPPY --

>> Jennifer: ONE WORD.

>> "JOY."

>> Jennifer: YES!

>> "AMERICAN HUSTLE."

>> Jennifer: YES!

>> I'M NOT SURE -- HUNGRY?

>> "THE HUNGER GAMES."

>> Jennifer: I WAS IN ONE OF

THOSE.

>> DEFINITELY THE BLUE -- YOU

WERE LIKE THE BLUE --

>> Jennifer: YEAH, YEAH,

"X-MEN."

>> A SPACE ONE?

>> Jennifer: YEAH, THERE WAS A

SPACE ONE.

>> THE HOT GUY.

>> Jennifer: YEAH THE HOT GUY.

IT'S THE COLDEST SEASON OF THE

YEAR --

>> CHRISTMAS, WINTERTIME.

>> Jennifer: I'LL JUST GO

[ BLEEP ] MYSELF, DON'T WORRY

ABOUT IT.

CAN YOU GUYS NAME ANY JENNIFER

LAWRENCE MOVIE AT ALL?

>> JENNIFER LAWRENCE!

>> Jennifer: ANYBODY KNOW WHERE

JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S HOUSE IS?

>> OH!

>> Jennifer: CAN ANYONE NAME

FIVE MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN?

>> "HUNGER GAMES."

>> "AMERICAN HUSTLE."

>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO

SAY.

>> "JOY."

>> Jennifer: BYE, GUYS.

I SEE THESE VANS DRIVE BY MY

NEIGHBORHOOD, SO IF YOU SEE

SOMEBODY IN A TESLA GIVING YOU

THE FINGER, THAT'S ME.

GUILLERMO, CAN YOU NAME FIVE

MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN?

>> Guillermo: FIVE MOVIES?

>> Jennifer: FIVE MOVIES I'VE

BEEN IN, NOT JUST FIVE MOVIES.

>> Guillermo: "THE HUNGER

GAMES."

>> Jennifer: THAT'S A MOVIE.

>> Guillermo: "JOY."

>> Jennifer: WOW, YOU'RE DOING

WELL.

>> Guillermo: "X-MEN."

>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.

>> Guillermo: "PASSENGERS."

>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.

>> Guillermo: WINTER'S BONE."

>> Jennifer: GREAT WORK.

I'M SO HONORED YOU'RE MY BIGGEST

FAN.

>> Guillermo: I LOVE YOUR MOVIES

AND I LOVE YOU TOO.

>> Jennifer: OH, SHUT THE

[ BLEEP ] UP.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jennifer: I DO LOVE YOU,

For more infomation >> Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Surprises People on Hollywood Blvd. - Duration: 4:26.

-------------------------------------------

YouTubers Speaking Out Against YouTube's $$$ Issue and Let's Talk About Texas... - Duration: 13:16.

Sup beautiful bastards. Hope you had a fantastic Monday. Welcome back to the Philip DeFranco show. And let's just jump into it.

And the first thing we're gonna talk about today are the stories that blew up over the weekend

around YouTube demonetization and copyright claims.

We've seen an increase in the number of stories around this for two reasons:

Supermario Odyssey and the iphone 10

Around Supermario Odyssey a bunch of creators are being hit with copyright claims by Nintendo.

A lot of people saying, "Why? What's happening? This is ridiculous!"

And my response is, "Yeah, and that's been the case since around 2015.

And we've talked about this on the show. There have been cool, things that nintendo

has put out there in the world that I wanted to share in Today in Awesome.

i will not feature it in this video because i'm scared that they're, going to claim, this video.

I'm a huge fan of Nintendo for the games they've put out over the years but, they treat creators like garbage.

And this affects creators small and large. Video game Donkey just put out a video gushing over how good Super Mario Odyssey is.

That was demonetized. Or rather Nintendo claimed the video so there was money being made but it all went to Nintendo.

And since 2015 Nintendo has given creators an option: You can join the Creator Program.

Essentially what that does is it allows you to monetize those videos where you feature Nintendo content,

but Nintendo gets a percentage of your adsense. There are also some issues around live that we just, we don't have enough time to get into

And so because of their, in what i see as a a very anti-creator stance,

my opinion in general as far as on YouTube is Nintendo can go fuck themselves.

The way you reward all those creators giving nintendo free promotion is to take, away the money they were gonna make from that promotion.

Cool. And of course, like i said, the other bit of news around this was around the iphone 10.

The iphone 10 was just released, a ton of people releasing videos of unboxings, first hands-on;

Tons of those videos were demonetized. I mean we're talking videos that got millions upon millions of views.

MKBHD: Demonetize. Sam Scheffer: Demonetized. I Justine:De monetized.

Casey Nelstat... You get the- You get the point of what I'm doing here. Lots of people effected.

And of course you had people outraged; most people, it's just tired frustration with YouTube at this point.

YouTube saying the algorithm is evolving, it's learning.

Recently YouTube announced and put through a change that resulted in a lot of videos that were demonetized being re-monetized.

Although, some videos that had previously been fine and were monetized were demonetize

But, still, with these massive creators just putting out videos on the iphone x- nothing risque about them

-Why are these most likely completely family-friendly advertiser-friendly videos being demonetized

by an algorithm that has had months to learn?? And so from this frustration came a suggestion that went viral:

Casey Neistat Tweeting, "A suggestion for YouTube: When the algorithm flags a video for bigger creators- those with more than 10,000 subs/100,000 subs

"-why, not have the video immediately reviewed by a human BEFORE demonetizing?

"YouTube should assume the burden on inaccuracies of their algorithm, not pass it on to their creators.

"For many big creators, their adsense is their livelihood, it's how they pay their bills."

Now, to this, YouTube responded, "We're always open to feedback in which we could- but with 400 hours uploaded every minute it's not humanly possible."

"We're always working on improving our system. Our last update made millions of videos monetizable."

"We know we have a long way to go but in the meantime, we recommend uploading as unlisted to check your status, & appeal if necessary."

And my personal response to that is, "Uh, YouTube, I love you, but that response is a little bit bullshit.

You didn't respond to Casey's suggestion. You said that 400 hours of video are uploaded every minute,

but that's not the case if you're just considering creators 100,000 subscribers.

Most likely Casey Neistat's giving you that 100,000 subscriber runway so that it's less work on you."

I mean, while there are more and more popular YouTube accounts every single day,

100,000 subscribers so let's say a regular of a 100,000 views per video i- is a pretty big runway.

It allows you to focus and, honestly, it becomes a math problem.

If MKB HD is being demonetized on a video that now has six point seven million views,

because you automatically demonetized his video, not only how much money did he miss out on, but you as a company- Google, Youtube

-How much money did you miss out on?

And when you take into consideration that we're just talking about ONE human reviewer on ONE video for 10 minutes, it makes you think of in general on YouTube as a WHOLE

how much money both creator and YouTube are missing out on because they're not throwing a body at the problem.

And here's the thing, I understand to a certain, degree why, you'd want to demonetize rather than risk.

It's a far less damaging story for YouTube if it's creator is complaining about demonetization

rather than nike ad runs next to isis kill video. Right? Youtube's trying to prevent Ad-Pocalypse 2.0, or if you're still affected an escalation

But you would think that your verified creators would have a different, extra level of trust.

Like Marques mkbhd; He has years of not posting anything horrible, so when out of nowhere your algorithm, goes,

"Hey, this guy who has a, mh, pretty much perfect record for YEARS,

and he puts out a video called 'Apple iPhone X Unboxing!'

Cuz he's made us hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars,

Let's -let's just -let's -let's give him 10 minutes of our time so that, we don't screw 'im over."

Or that's an insane idea and I can go fuck myself, but it really seems like it shouldn't be the latter of the two.

I guess if there is an end of that story, "YouTube I love you. Please be better."

And the last thing we're going to talk about today is that horrifying Texas church, shooting.

26 people were killed, 20 others were injured, it is the deadliest shooting in Texas history. So let's go through this story.

Reportedly the gunman was first spotted at a gas station across the street from First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs at 11:20 a.m.

The shooter drove across the street, got out of his car,

He was reportedly wearing all black, a mask, a ballistic vest and was armed with a ruger AR 556 rifle.

The gunman then began firing from the outside of the church and moved to the right side of the building where he continued to shoot.

He then entered from the back of the church firing all the way to the front and then firing on his way back out.

When the gunman emerged from the church, an armed neighbor exchanged gunfire with him.

The shooter then dropped his rifle, got into his car, and fled the scene.

And while this was happening, a guy by the name of Johnny Langondorf said he was driving to his girlfriend's house when he witnessed all of this.

Johnny: I had parked at the intersection where i had seen the shooter come out from the church and a gentleman, the neighbor of the church,

had come out wielding a rifle and the two men started exchanging gunfire.

From, there the shooter jumped in his vehicle

where he had the door open and the engine running ready to go, and fled the scene.

At that time the... the neighbor with the rifle came to my truck and... he just... he opened my door and said, "He just shot up the church" and... and got in

So then the neighbor who exchanged gunfire with the shooter jumps into Johnny's car.

The two then pursue the shooter on a high-speed chase while calling dispatch to send police in his direction.

While this was happening reportedly the shooter called his father to let him know, that he didn't think he was gonna make it.

And then during the chase the shooter lost control of his vehicle and went off into a ditch.

Law enforcement later found the suspect dead in his vehicle. Officials saying the gunman suffered gunshot wounds from the civilian and then shot himself as well.

Inside the vehicle, they also recovered two other weapons: A 9-millimeter glock handgun and a ruger 22 handgun.

Shortly after this news broke, president Trump tweeted,

"May God be with the people of Southerland Springs, Texas. The FBI and law enforcement are on the scene. I am monitoring the situation from japan."

And later, in a press conference he added,

Trump: "This act of evil occurred as the victims and their families were in their place of sacred worship.

Trump: "You cannot put into words the pain...

Trump: "and grief we all feel. But in dark times, and these are dark times...

Trump: "...such as these...

Trump: "Americans do what they do best:"

Trump: "We pull together"

Trump: "We join hands we lock arms..."

Trump: "...and through the tears... and through the sadness...

Turmp: "...we stand strong."

Now as far as those killed in this horrible attack, some of the names have been released as of recording, but many haven't,

but, what we do know is the youngest victim was 18 months old and the oldest was 77 years old.

Among the dead there were several children, a pregnant woman, and the pastor's fourteen-year-old daughter.

And of the 20 injured, at this time, ten are still critical, six are stable, and four others are in serious condition.

And of course, in the aftermath of this horrific attack you have people saying,

"How could this happen? Why did this happen? This is a senseless mass-murder in a town of about six hundred people.

An attack that essentially left 4% of their population dead.

Well, here's what we know so far.

We know the shooters served in the air force from 2010 until 2014 and worked in the logistics readiness department.

We know that he was court-martialed in 2010 on charges of assault on his spouse and on their child.

According to Don Kristensen, a retired colonel, who is the chief prosecutor for the air force, quote,

"He assaulted his stepson severely enough that he fractured his skull and he also assaulted his wife."

"He pled to intentionally doing it."

We know he received a bad conduct discharge, confinement for 12 months, and reduction of his military status.

There's also been a lot of talk as to whether this is a guns issue or a mental health issue.

This morning president trump saying,

Trump: "Mental health is... your problem here. This, was a...

Trump: "...a very, based on preliminary reports, very deranged individual, a lot of problems over a long period of time."

Trump: "We have a lot of mental health problems in our country as do other countries"

Trump: "But this isn't a guns...

Trump: "...situation. I mean we could go into it but it's a little bit soon to go into it,

Trump: "but, fortunately somebody else had a gun that was shooting in the opposite direction.

Trump: "Otherwise it wouldn't have been as bad as it was it would have been much worse."

Trump: "But... ah... this is a mental health...

Trump: "...problem at the highest level."

That said, you still had people arguing that this was a guns issue.

And the reason for that as many people were pointing to his bad conduct discharge.

Federal law prohibits those who have been dishonorably discharged from buying a firearm.

But the thing to note here is the law does not prohibit those who have received a bad conduct discharge from buying a firearm.

Still Texas law prohibits those with domestic violence convictions from owning a firearm.

But it's not exactly clear right now if the shooter's bad conduct discharge for the assaults on his then wife and their child fall under that provision.

I mean, even the governor of texas was questioning how the gunman got access to these weapons.

Saying that, at one point, the shooter even tried to get a license to concealed carry a gun in Texas but was denied, by the state

Gov. Greg Abbott: So, how was it that he was able to get a gun?

Gov. Greg Abbott: By... by all the facts that, we seem to know

Gov. Greg Abbott: he was not supposed to have access to a gun so how did this happen?

Additionally there were reports coming out of that a member of law enforcement said that the suspect

had actually bought his rifle from a sporting goods store in San Antonio

This back in April of 2016, where they said he checked the box on his background check paperwork to indicate he didn't have any disqualifying criminal history.

But right now the authorities are still looking into the situation so hopefully we have answers soon.

And as far as motive, while there has been just everything you could possibly imagine thrown on social media, officially,

according to Freeman Martin of the department of public safety the texas shooting wasn't about race or religion.

One of the most recent updates they said there was a domestic situation unfolding in the gunman's family.

There are reports coming out saying the suspects in-laws went to that church.

One of the most recent reports saying the shooters grandmother-in-law was one of the victims. And Martin added this.

Martin: Everyone wants to know is, "Why did this happen?"

Martin: It's a senseless crime, but we can tell you that there was a domestic situation going on within this family.

Martin: The suspect's mother-in-law attended this church.

Martin: We know that he had made threaten...

Martin: ... threatening, uh...

Martin: ...she'd reset [received] threatening texts from him. We want to get that out there that this was not racially motivated

So that new information may help us understand why the shooter chose this specific church.

And that's where we are on this right now. There are also a lot of side stories to this .

Like we've seen in past attacks, there was a ton of fake news out there.

And it wasn't just stuff that was popping up on google's top search results or just stuff on twitter

Congressman Vicente Gonzalez on CNN said this:

Gonzalez: It was reported to me that he's actually, not from the community. Apparently his name was released; it's Sam Hide.

That was the name i was -i was, uh, given.

But if you've watched this show over the past few years or you've paid attention to the internet you know that that is just a troll.

Whenever there's a mass killing they're a bunch of people that try to say the Sam Hide did it, just to troll and mislead people.

There are also fake facebook screenshots that went viral. People were trying to say that he was a member of ANTIFA.

Aside from that, there was also a massive debate once again around thoughts and prayers.

At the center of this we saw Paul Ryan and Wil Wheaton.

Paul Ryan tweeting: "Reports out of Texas are devastating. People of Sutherland Springs need our prayers right now."

To which Wil Wheaton tweeted and responded: "Murder victims were in a church.

"If prayers did anything, they'd still be alive, you worthless sack of shit."

Now as you would expect there were a lot of people offended by this. Many feelingly, was just lashing out at religious people.

Wil Wheaton then later apologized writing: "Hey real and actual people of faith. I hear you.

"I apologize for insulting you in my rage at Paul Ryan's refusal to address gun violence.

"Your faith is your business and people like Paul Ryan exploit it while they hide behind words without deeds and people continue to die"

That's where we're on in this situation. As new information comes out I will try to keep you up-to-date. And ultimately, where i land on this issue

is, i personally think it's a little odd to just label it a mental health issue and not a gun issue at all.

But there's not much further i can go into that debate without the investigation finding out how the hell he actually got those weapons.

Also on the note of it's too soon to talk about policy,

I understand if you have that that opinion but i don't think that you can you can

say it here then have the complete opposite opinion when when someone says they did something for ISIS and then say,

Okay, well we're gonna completely change immigration.

I don't even have the energy or desire to argue around that point right now,

I'm just... i'm just sad. It hurts it's soul-crushing the fact that...

...when...when you look online and you see this story or you hear these words coming out of my mouth and you're not surprised anymore.

That makes it all the more heartbreaking and I understand the where people can get frustrated with the sending thoughts and prayers.

I feel like we've just seen this all before. And really just don't know how to end the story it's put me in a messed-up headspace

I feel like we're just... we're all repeating the same thing over and over again. Everybody yells at each other, people have to bury

members of their family in this case, some as young as 18 months old and then a...

...new cycle in the world rinses and repeats. I don't know.

I wish i could leave you with a more positive note but, um... I guess sometimes the world really just doesn't allow for that.

That said of course this is the Philip Defranco show

Aside from the story, my opinion, I want to hear from you.

What are your thoughts on this last story, the first one, anything in between let, me know in those comments down below.

That said let's, uh, cut to the outro that i shot previously, where i was in a better mood.

Remember if you liked this video, you like what I'm trying to do on this channel, HIT that like button, if you're new here hit that subscribe button.

Also if you missed the last Philip Defranco show and you want to catch up,

click or tap right there to watch that. Or if you just need something lighter today

I Highly recommend, we have a new vlog, you can click or tap right there to watch that.

But, so that said, of course as always,

my name's Philip DeFranco, you've just been Phil'd in.

I love yo faces and i'll see you tomorrow.

For more infomation >> YouTubers Speaking Out Against YouTube's $$$ Issue and Let's Talk About Texas... - Duration: 13:16.

-------------------------------------------

THE LEGEND OF CHRIS CHAN - Duration: 13:23.

Hello everybody, *Edgar our lord and master*

I just wanted to tell you that poodiepie has an offer on this chair

Hey. Hey, shush. What are you doing?

I'm just trying to make sure you get paid brotha

Okay

Thank You Edgar, I just wanted to remind you guys that the second batch of the chair is ready

And it's time to make that order.

This, baby

Will make you feel like a king your butt cheeks will become godlike, butt cheeks.

Look at this you can adjust

These babies

Whichever way you want it, and it's heavy duty, so if you got that extra Fupa the chairs got you

It comes with a lumbar if you don't know what a lumbar is my god

and it's the most comfortable thing in the world and it's

399 and everyone is like oh, that's a lot for a chair

yes

It is a lot for a chair, but if you're looking for a badass set up

It's not complete without a badass gaming chair limited quantities for a limited time

This is your last chance to get one check out the link in the description and get yours today

Chris Chan

Christian Weston Chandler

I wanted to make a video on him for quite a while. He has so much presence online past seven or eight nine years

So much has happened with him, and you look at him

and you may not know who he is and he might seem like a nice charming...

this man has been through a lot.

And...

He serves as a great example. I think of how not to act online

Which is ironic for me to say

There's even so many things happening with the Chris Chan online that people generally

Agreed upon splitting it up into different sagas

there's a timeline of Sagas dating back since 2005.

and it's just

It's still pretty overwhelming

I've talked to other people about Chris Chan before and usually their reaction I get is like,

"Oh I heard of him."

But that's not what I heard there's just so many things happen and part of me think I probably shouldn't make a video on it

Because it's it's pretty it's a pretty dark story

I think it's almost like an important piece of history of the Internet

Christian Channel now the first thing you need to know about him is that he created sonic choo

Which is of course the mixture of Sonic and Pikachu this was a webcomic that he posted online on his own website

despite Sonic to being a complete ripoff from Sega and Nintendo's Pikachu and Sonic he seemed very keen to

Mark out that it's copyrighted material

He also incorporated himself into the comic book where he is the father of?

Sonic choo it features pretty shallow characters

But also an ungodly amount of text and some stuff that is just outright

Twisted now people discovered this webcomic and got very fascinated who was the creator behind it why would anyone make this

They figured out his name Cristen Weston Chandler and in response he made this video

Hello ladies and gentlemen girls and boys and dudes of all teenagers as well as the gals *the cringe*

My name is Christian Chandler. I am here and y'all are there.

That's true. He's not wrong with that

2007 the Year an angel was born this message is for everyone in the present and the future beyond this date February 24

2007 my birthday

25th birthday

my 25th

And in this video he touches upon a lot of things he describes how girls can easier

Interact with boys by studying transformer figurines

He also touches upon binaries how they are absolute and how

Girls should like boys and boys should like girls and nothing else

I'm sorry for not subtitling his speech but the quality is bad and his voice is unintelligible. I have only subtitled a few of his monologues where his voice is clear

Now another thing you need to know about Chris Chan, is that he's an

absolute

Insane hoarder

He there's just stuff everywhere from his own house tour going all the way up to the ceiling

There was even a fire at one point

Because of all the hoarding

It tends to be a problem

It started at about 3 o clock this morning at a home on Branchland court

That's in the southern part of the county. We're told the fire started in a first floor bathroom but got quickly out of control, and eventually shot through the roof

Everybody inside was able to get out safely, but one firefighter suffered minor injuries. The cause of the fire is still under investigati-

Hoarding hoarding. That's what started it

Now Chris Chan when his newfound fame started noticing that he was getting a bit of hate online

people were ridiculing him

people were making fun of him

people were trying to antagonize him purposely

Basically encyclopedia dramatica posted a bunch about him,

and he single-handedly tried to take it down himself so to combat the encyclopedia dramatica page *sound familiar pewds?* (Hint: WSJ)

He...

Initiated what he called an information overload where he added more information about himself. *trying reverse psychology*

Some really disturbing and embarrassing things

He even posted pictures of him

fiddling (wtf)

one of his fellow friends (that is messed up)

now it goes without saying that this kind of response doesn't really help the situation and

It certainly didn't help Chris Chan, and the trolls just sort of became more

elaborate and more vicious from now on. Now Chris Chan had revealed in

Many instances that he's on a love quest, he's looking for a girlfriend.

Anyway, for uh, over a year now, I've been trying to attract an 18 to 20 year old, boyfriend-free girl.

*sings* ♪ You should know, that I am a lonesome heart ♪

Okay, all right, okay okay, his requirements were simple. 18 to 24 years old, boyfriend free,

White.

*#Rascism* *Pewds is triggered*

So knowing that Chris was on a love quest, a couple of trolls went together under the alias of

Blanca Weis and

Pretended to romance Chris in an attempt to get his most precious item,

Arguably the most precious item in the whole universe,

Chris Sonic choo necklace, which he would wear at air- all the time, at every single time every single day

Sleep with it. Now this is a part where it gets dark.

It gets almost....vicious

there's something twistedly funny about it at the same time

So they managed to get Chris to send in his medallion.

*NO SONICHUUUUUU!!!*

And many other fake girlfriend

Appeared after so,

There was Julia Sage, which there's even a video of Chris having

...

Fun, with an inflatable sex toy, while yelling Julie's name.

*The following tape contains adult content. YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS to leave or proceed at your own risk. The clip, while blurred, contains mind scarring images*

*you have been warned*

*everything about this is wrong*

*cringing so hard*

From here it's this like

*still cringing*

But Julie revealed herself to be a 13 year old

Boy.

"Julie": Um, Chris Chris: Julie?

"Julie": There's something I've been trying to tell you for a while.

Chris: Yes?

"Julie": Well, I'm gonna be there tomorrow and I think it's safe to say that I can tell you this, with my heart felt love.

Chris: Alright uh, yes, go ahead and tell me now.

"Julie": Do you really wanna know?

Chris: You love me, don't you?

"Julie": I do, but there's something else I need to say. I just don't- Chris: What is it?

"Julie": I just don't know how to do this. I don't know how to tell you this.

"Julie": This whole time Chris, you've been having sex for a 13 year old boy you sick fuck

"Julie": You've been having sex for a 13 year old boy you sick fuck

Chris: What "Julie": Yea, I'm a 13 year old boy Chris,

"Julie": And you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin data to Chris Hansen

"Julie": You fuckin pedofor. So you better get the fuck out now, before I report you to the fuckin feds.

It's ah, it's pretty twisted. This kid is straight-up sociopath. *I agree*

What in the world

There's other fake girlfriends appearing, Ivy Saga as well.

Chris: Hi Ivy......I love you, mm I can't stop thinking about you.

*Pewds recites text displayed on the screen while Chris says something in the background*

Chris: Good morning

*Pewds recites text displayed on the screen*

*musical masterpiece 2.0* *Chris sings "I Need a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler*

He even included Ivy in this,

sonichu series,

taking off his famous sweater in the sunset.

Chris: Ivy, I'm sorry I made some mistakes,

Chris: Showing your picture off to some.

Now there's many many many more stories about really,

Interesting trolls,

trolling Chris Chan, but his father passed away, and he came back on Facebook saying: "I am a lesbian

identified man and a cross-dressing tranny. my mother

is still old-fashioned and putting me down on how other people would perceive me in a short skirt.

Getting away discreetly in short skirt recently, I received multiple

compliment from the whemen

I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt."

Chris and his mother started to suffer financially and, he made this video.

Chris: Our mortgage company is biting our butts once again.

Chris: Hopefully we'll be able to, scrounge up enough, scrounge up the money locally but we sure could use a lot more help.

Chris: but we sure could use a lot more help.

asking people for donations which seem to come in

Pretty frequently, he had quite the cult following at this point, selling his very famous

Sonic totem that which was feature in the background of some of his videos, and it was sold for 1,500 U.S. dollars,

someone actually bought it. Someone discovered that right after it was sold, he bought a 400 dollar,

14 karat gold, necklace.

The E-begging sort of became more often and he

even sold, his priceless

priceless!

striped shirt. From now, on there's not really that much more info. The story sort of continues and

I think it serves as a really great example of a cautionary tale,

the Internet is not always a warm cuddly place

And people generally like to pick on the on the weak.

I don't think Chris is necessarily the greatest person in the world either.

That's it for now. Thank you for letting me tell you about Chris Chan.

If there's anything I missed, I'm definitely did because there's so much, but you can just look it up yourself

Thank you for leaving a like on this video and subscribing.

And as always,

Sqaud fam out

For more infomation >> THE LEGEND OF CHRIS CHAN - Duration: 13:23.

-------------------------------------------

Greatest Survivor Series returns: WWE Top 10, Nov. 13, 2017 - Duration: 5:26.

[MUSIC]

[APPLAUSE] >> Hey, who says a Raw and

a SmackDown talent can't get along?

[MUSIC]

>> Raw and SmackDown talent can't get, what is that?

>> What the hell is this?

You're right.

Well, no, it's not the cops.

>> Wait a minute.

Wait a minute here.

>> Is he really here?

He's really here.

>> I think this has just picked up a little bit here, King.

>> Big Poppa Pump. >> It's Scott Steiner in

Madison Square Garden at the Survivor Series.

>> It's him, JR.

>> The free agent that everybody wants.

>> Mark Henry exploded out the corner.

>> Did you see that?

>> What a collision. >> That was a crossbody.

>> Mark Henry lift his feet.

>> The world's largest crossbody.

[CROSSTALK] >> When do you ever see Mark Henry lift

his feet like that?

>> A crossbody.

>> And then the World's Strongest Slam.

>> One, two- >> Mark Henry returns with a vengeance.

>> A crossbody.

[MUSIC]

>> What? >> I know that music.

>> The Glamazon, Beth Phoenix.

>> Beth Phoenix who was put out of action with a severe injury at the hands

of Michelle McCool and Layla makes her return here.

>> Beth Phoenix cleaning house and gonna make Layla pay, I believe.

>> No.

>> Ooh.

>> Welcome back, Bethy.

>> Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Perfect.

[MUSIC]

>> Check out

the foot

work right

here.

Check out the footwork, The Rock is moving.

>> Wow. >> Big arm drag.

>> And there he is. Another on for The Rock.

And there to The Miz.

And The Rock is cooking.

>> It just like riding a bicycle, man, The Rock, like I say hasn't missed it.

Well, you got to love it.

>> They have it here.

>> [LAUGH] >> And Miz and

Truth completely taken by surprise.

>> Whoa. >> [APPLAUSE]

>> The Rock still got it.

>> This will be a triple threat match.

A triple threat match.

Ladies and gentlemen, he is here, he is here.

Here he is.

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC]

>> What?

I thought that Vickie Guerrero was talking about Jeff Hardy.

>> You've got to be kidding me.

>> What do you gotta do to beat this man?

Wait a minute, there's a Million Dollar Dream.

>> Yes. One of the most [INAUDIBLE] on Bret Hart

that [INAUDIBLE] Hitman can do.

[INAUDIBLE] one.

It is unbelievable.

>> [APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC]

>> Here is your winner- >> Austin wouldn't let go of the hold.

>> Bret Hitman Hart.

>> Austin didn't let go of the Million Dollar Dream and it cost him the victory.

>> Look at this.

>> The small package.

>> Look at this. >> And Jericho can steel one, but

John Cena, the strength of Cena.

>> The brute strength- >> Good grief.

>> Of John Cena.

>> My God.

>> Can you believe this?

>> The cover. >> One, two, three.

>> John Cena's done it,

he's the world champion. [MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

>> My. >> Uh-oh.

[MUSIC]

>> My God.

>> My God.

The dead has risen.

>> What the hell is going on?

>> Goldberg's looking for the jack hammer.

>> He's looking for the jack hammer.

Goldberg looking for the jack hammer.

A jack hammer to Lesnar.

Here's the cover.

>> One, two, three.

>> My God.

[SOUND] Goldberg beat Brock.

[MUSIC]

>> Here is your winner, Goldberg.

>> After 12 years, Goldberg returns to the ring and

absolutely destroys The Beast.

[MUSIC]

For more infomation >> Greatest Survivor Series returns: WWE Top 10, Nov. 13, 2017 - Duration: 5:26.

-------------------------------------------

Guest Host Shaq Interviews Mila Kunis - Duration: 13:14.

>> WHAT'S GOING ON!

YOU'VE GOT SOME ZINGERS TONIGHT.

>> WELL, THANK YOU.

>> I MEAN --

>> YOU LOOK GREAT.

>> WHY, THANK YOU.

WHAT'S ON YOUR HAND?

>> THIS IS MY HALL OF FAME RING.

>> IS IT REAL?

OH, THAT SAYS YES.

>> OF COURSE IT'S REAL.

>> SHAQ, YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT.

THAT'S NOT OKAY.

THAT'S HUGE.

>> I EARNED THIS.

>> YEAH, PUT IT IN LIKE A SAFETY

DEPOSIT BOX.

>> I KNOW YOU'RE A LAKER FAN,

BUT ARE YOU A DODGER FAN TOO?

>> UH, YEAH.

YEAH, YOU GUYS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

YOU GUYS, WE HAVE TO RALLY.

DID YOU WATCH YESTERDAY'S GAME?

>> NO, I DID NOT.

BUT I HEARD ABOUT IT.

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

>> I'M A YANKEES FAN.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE A

YANKEES FAN!

>> I'M FROM NEW JERSEY.

>> GET HIM OFF, YOU GUYS.

GET OUT OF HERE.

>> HOW MANY DODGER DOGS CAN YOU

EAT?

>> HONESTLY?

>> HONESTLY.

>> THREE, WITH THE BUN.

>> WITH THE BUN?

>> YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

FOUR, FIVE, IF I WANT TO FEEL

LIKE [ BLEEP ].

BUT IF I WANT TO FEEL OKAY,

THREE.

>> ARE YOU LOUD IN THE STANDS?

>> IN ALL DEPENDS.

I'M A MOTHER.

SO I'M RESPECTFUL OF CHILDREN.

AND IF THERE'S A CHILD NEXT TO

ME, I WILL NOT YELL PROFANITIES,

BUT IF THERE'S NO SAID CHILD IN

MY VICINITY, YES, [ BLEEP ], I

SCREAM.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> THANK YOU.

>> NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT, I CAN

REMEMBER HEARING YOUR GAME AT

THE LAKERS GAME.

>> I SCREAM SO MUCH.

>> MAKE A DAMN FREE-THROW, SHAQ!

HUSTLE BACK ON DEFENSE, SHAQ!

>> YOU ARE REALLY FUN TO WATCH,

I GOTTA SAY.

>> THANK YOU.

SO HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP.

>> YES.

>> YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT

DECISION.

DO YOU GO TRICK-OR-TREATING, OR

DO YOU GO TO GAME 7?

>> IT'S NOT THAT HARD OF A

DECISION.

I'M GOING TO GAME 7.

HERE'S THE THING -- NO, NO, IT'S

GAME 6, TO BE EXACT.

BUT WHO'S COUNTING, CLEARLY NOT

A YANKEE FAN.

HERE'S THE GREAT NEWS ABOUT

THIS, I HAVE A 3-YEAR-OLD, WHO

HAS NO CONCEPT OF TIME.

SO WE, IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, HAD

A HUGE HALLOWEEN PARTY THIS PAST

SATURDAY.

SO SHE GOT TO GO

TRICK-OR-TREATING, 200 KIDS

SHOWED UP.

IT WAS LIKE MAZES AND HAUNTED

HOUSES AND EVERYTHING.

SO AS FAR AS SHE'S CONCERNED,

SHE DID HALLOWEEN.

>> DO YOU LIKE DRESSING UP FOR

HALLOWEEN?

>> I LOVE IT.

I REALLY DO.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT

I WENT AS THIS YEAR?

>> YES, TELL ME.

>> THIS IS WHAT SUCKS ABOUT

HAVING A KID, BECAUSE THEY TELL

YOU WHAT TO DO AND YOU LISTEN.

YOU PICK YOUR BATTLES AND THIS

IS NOT ONE OF THEM.

I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE MY

DAUGHTER, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE

LIKE BATMAN OR SUPERMAN, OR

SOMETHING AWESOME?

SHE'S LIKE, NO, MOM, I'M GOING

TO BE CINDERELLA.

I'M LIKE, OOH, GROSS.

MY KID IS IN A CINDERELLA DRESS.

AND I SAID, MOMMA'S GOING TO BE,

I STARTED NAMING OFF ANYTHING

LIKE HANS SOLEO.

AND SHE'S LIKE, NO, MOMMA IS

GONNA BE -- GUESS WHAT I WAS.

>> ELSA.

>> I HAD A BLONDE WIG AND

EVERYTHING.

>> THIS IS THE LAST TIME I DID

HALLOWEEN RIGHT HERE, I WAS A

TREE.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> IS THIS CUTE?

>> IT'S KINDA CUTE.

I DON'T WANT TO SAY THE WORD

CUTE BECAUSE YOU'RE GIANT AND

I'M SCARED, BUT YES, YOU WERE

CUTE.

>> YOU SAVED YOUR HUSBAND FROM

GETTING BEAT UP?

>> I DID?

>> YES.

>> OH, NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE

THIS IS GOING, YOU GUYS.

WHAT DID I DO?

>> I WAS A FAN OF HIS SHOW.

SO WHEN I FINALLY MEET HIM,

LET'S JUST SAY IT'S ON A FRIDAY.

I SAID, YOU'LL NEVER PUNK ME.

BET 100,000.

SO HE PUNKS ME THE NEXT DAY.

I WAS SO PISSED, I WAS GOING TO

KILL HIM.

BUT THEN WHEN I SAW HE WAS

MARRIED TO YOU, I LET HIM GO.

>> HE'S A GOOD GUY.

>> GIVE HIM A HUG AND A KISS

FROM ME.

>> HE DID TRY TO PUNK ME A

COUPLE OF TIMES.

AND HE FAILED NUMEROUS TIMES.

SO SUCK IT, HUSBAND!

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

>> SO, HAVE EITHER OF YOUR KIDS

EVER FELL ASLEEP ON THE TOILET?

>> UH, NO.

I DON'T THINK SO.

SHE'S MAYBE GOTTEN A LITTLE

SLEEPY.

THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY.

WAS THIS CGI OR DID THEY BUILD A

GIANT TOILET?

>> THEY BUILT A GIANT TOILET.

AND IT LOOKED SO NICE, I TOLD

THEM TO FEDEX IT TO MY HOUSE,

I'M KEEPING THAT.

>> IF YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GIANT

TOILET, BUT THAT'S TOO CROWD.

WE'RE TOO HIGH BROW FOR THAT

CONVERSATION.

>> I USE A REGULAR TOILET.

>> I DO TOO.

AND I'M A QUARTER OF YOUR SIZE.

>> I'M A BIG GUY BUT I HAVE A

REGULAR ASS.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

>> WHAT ARE YOU, SEVEN FOOT?

>> 7'1".

>> THAT'S TALL, NOT HUMAN.

>> ARE THOSE BOOTS?

>> YES.

>> CAN YOU STAND UP SO WE CAN

SEE THOSE?

>> HELLO.

THIS OUTFIT, TO ME, REMINDED ME

OF JULIA ROBERTS IN "PRETTY

WOMAN," AND I WAS LIKE, THIS IS

CLASSY.

I WILL WEAR THIS ON JIMMY

KIMMEL.

AND IT'S ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD,

SO I FELT LIKE IT WAS MOST

APPROPRIATE.

>> YOU LOOK AWESOME.

>> NO MORE PERFECT GIFTS, NO

MORE PERFECT ANYTHING.

>> LET'S PUT THE ASS BACK IN

CHRISTMAS.

>> THAT DIDN'T COME OUT EXACTLY

AS I PLAIN PLANNED IT, BUT YOU

GUYS KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> YEAH, WE GOT YOU.

>> TO TAKING CHRISTMAS BACK!

>> WELCOME BACK.

I AM SHAQUILLE O'NEAL,

SUBBING IN FOR JIMMY KIMMEL.

I'M HERE WITH THE LOVELY MILA

KUNIS.

SO THIS MOVIE IS KIND OF A DIRTY

CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

CAN YOU SAY THAT STUFF ON TV?

>> [ BLEEP ] YEAH, YOU CAN.

I MEAN, IT'S LATE NIGHT, SO YOU

CAN DO ANYTHING.

>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE.

>> THE MOVIE IS CALLED "A BAD

MOMS CHRISTMAS," IT'S A

CONTINUATION OF THE LAST ONE,

LESS THAN A YEAR AGO, BECAUSE WE

PRODUCE FAST.

AND THE MOMS ARE MET WITH THEIR

OPPOSITION, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE

THEIR MOTHERS.

SO YOU SEE OUR GROUP OF GALS

REGRESS TO BEING TEENAGERS AND

YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE THE

WAY THEY ARE BASED ON WHO THEIR

MOTHERS ARE.

IT'S ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL STORY.

IT'S FUNNY.

>> DON'T BE MAD AT ME, BUT I SAW

A BOOTLEG VERSION OF THE MOVERY

EARLIER.

>> OF COURSE YOU DID.

>> AND I SAW THAT YOU GAVE SANTA

A LAP DANCE AND YOU CURSED OUT

KENNY G.

>> YEAH, I DID.

>> WERE THOSE LIFE-LONG DREAMS

OF YOURS?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS SO

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED THAT KENNY

G. SAID YES.

THERE'S A REALLY FUNNY MOMENT IN

THE MOVIE WHERE HE WAS OUR WISH

OF SOMETHING THAT WE COULD GET,

SOMEBODY LIKE KENNY G., KENNY G.

THEY WERE LIKE, FORGET IT, LET'S

JUST GET KENNY G.

AND I'M LIKE, IF HE SAYS YES TO

THIS GAG, HE'S MY NEW FAVORITE

PERSON.

HE WAS SO FUNNY ABOUT IT, THAT I

DO APPLAUD ME SOME KENNY G. AND

HIS GOOD, SOLID SENSE OF HUMOR.

HOWEVER, THE LAP DANCE WAS THREE

IN THE MORNING IN ATLANTA

WEARING COATS.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

AND THERE WAS LIKE A LITTLE KID

IN THE BEGINNING, THAT ENDED UP

GETTING CUT OUT.

AND SHE BELIEVES IN SANTA

BECAUSE SANTA EXISTS, IN CASE

THEY'RE WATCHING.

SO WE HAD TO REFER TO SANTA FOR

16 HOURS.

SANTA, PLEASE GET ON YOUR MARKS,

SANTA.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

IT'S MUCH HARDER THAN YOU THINK.

>> I KNOW.

HOW OLD WILL YOUR KIDS HAVE TO

BE BEFORE YOU LET THEM WATCH THE

MOVIE?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S WEIRD, BECAUSE THERE'S BILL

BOARDS EVERYWHERE IN L.A. RIGHT

NOW.

IN THE BILLBOARD, I'M WEARING A

SANTA HAT.

MY DAUGHTER HAS NO CLUE WHAT I

DO FOR A LIVING.

SHE THINKS MOMMY GETS HAIR AND

MAKEUP.

SHE COMES TO THE HAIR AND MAKEUP

TRAILER AND SHE LEAVES.

SO SHE SAW THIS BILL BBOARD OF

WITH A SANTA HAT, AND SHE'S

LIKE, THAT'S FUNNY, WHY IS MOMMA

WEARING A SANTA HAT?

I'M LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHEN SHE'S GOING

TO SEE ANY OF MY MOVIES, BECAUSE

NONE OF THEM ARE OKAY.

I CLEARLY DON'T MAKE MOVIES FOR

CHILDREN, YOU GUYS.

>> I READ SOMETHING VERY

INTERESTING.

I HEARD THAT YOU DON'T BUY YOUR

KIDS STUFF FOR CHRISTMAS?

>> FALSE.

I WILL SAY THIS.

I'M NOT LIKE ANTI-GIFTS.

I JUST DON'T OVER-GIFT MY CHILD

BECAUSE -- [ GASPS ].

>> WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> I'M SHAQ-A-CLAUSE.

>> NO, NO.

YOU CAN GO INTO BUSINESS WITH

SHAQ-A-GRANDPARENTS OVER THERE

AND YOU CAN ALL TAKE CARE OF

BUSINESS.

SHE'S OVERWHELMED WITH PRESENTS.

WHAT DO YOU GIVE YOUR CHILDREN?

OH E NO.

>> EVERYTHING THEY WANT.COM.

>> YOU DO, DON'T YOU?

YOU DO!

YOU'RE SUCH A SUCKER.

>> I HAVE SIX, THREE BOYS AND

THREE GIRLS.

THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE ACTUALLY

UP THERE.

>> WHERE?

>> UP THERE.

SAY HI, AT THE TOP.

>> THOSE ARE YOUR SPOILED BRATS?

>> YES.

>> WHAT'S THE LAST GIFT THAT

Y'ALL GOT?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

JUST GOT A PHONE TODAY.

>> OH, YEAH, A PHONE, I GOT IT

YESTERDAY.

>> I BOUGHT HER AN iPHONE

YESTERDAY.

>> WAS YOUR PHONE BROKEN?

>> YEAH, THE WHOLE SCREEN.

>> THAT'S OKAY, THAT DOESN'T

COUNT.

>> SHE CALLED ME AND I DELIVERED

IN TEN MINUTES OR LESS.

CAN YOU BUY ME A PHONE?

SURE, BABY.

>> YOUR KIDS ARE QUIET, UNLIKE

YOU.

THREE BOYS, THREE GIRLS?

>> YES.

>> ARE YOU GUYS ALL TALL?

>> VERY TALL.

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SITTING UP

TOP, SO THEY DON'T BLOCK THE

CAMERAS.

OKAY, EXPLAIN TO ME ABOUT

CHRISTMAS.

DO YOU BUY THEM BIRTHDAY

PRESENTS?

>> NO, I GIVE THEM PRESENTS.

I'M NOT ANTI-GIFTS, IT'S JUST

THAT THEY GET SO MANY WONDERFUL

GIFTS FROM MY FAMILY AND MY

HUSBAND'S FAMILY, THAT HE AND I

GIVE LITERALLY ONE PRESENT.

AND I KNOW THAT STORY GOT TAKEN

OUT OF CONTROL, LIKE NO PRESENTS

FOR MY DAUGHTER.

MY SON IS 11 MONTHS OLD, SO HE

GETS BOOB AND HE'S FINE.

THAT'S RIGHT, BOOBS, WE GOT

THEM.

I SAID BOOBS.

>> OKAY.

I HAVE A GREAT GIFT IDEA FOR

YOUR DAUGHTER.

>> NO.

>> HERE IT IS.

>> HELLO, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

YOUR CALL.

>> I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU.

>> LET'S SHARE SECRETS.

>> WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY NEW

HAT.

>> I JUST LOVE TO GO SHOPPING.

>> I DO TOO!

>> THAT'S GREAT.

>> DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?

>> SO MUCH.

>> YEAH.

I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

>> WHAT?

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> OH, MY GOD, I HATE YOU, FIRST

OF ALL, BUT SECOND OF ALL, DO

YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING

REALLY FUNNY?

MY GRANDFATHER, WHO IS LIKE 94

AND AWESOME WILL TELL EVERYBODY,

HE'S LIKE, I KNEW THAT MY

GRANDDAUGHTER WAS GOING TO MAKE

IT AFTER HER TELEPHONE TAMMY

COMMERCIAL.

LIKE TO THIS DAY, I PEAKED, THAT

WAS THE HAZARDOEIGHT OF MY CARE.

WAS THIS THE PRODUCERS?

>> NO, THAT WAS ALL ME.

>> TELEPHONE TAMMY.

>> THEY DON'T LIKE THE CORDS.

THEY LIKE CORDLESS NOW.

>> "A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS" OPENS

IN THEATRES WEDNESDAY.

MILA KUNIS EVERYBODY!

Không có nhận xét nào:

Đăng nhận xét