(Acting Idols)
Today...
A blockbuster movie about flying birds.
We'll start the auditions for
"The Queen of Quails."
First candidate, come on in.
Hello.
I'm a Hollywood actress, Nami Oh.
Oh!
You're out.
I came from shooting "Angry Birds."
My outfit's a bit extreme, isn't it?
Hold on...
This fake beak looks very real.
That's my mouth.
Why does it protrude so much?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They say I'm filled with cuteness!
You look like you're filled with anger.
I'll show you my acting.
- Don't. / - Here I go.
Can you show me the script?
It's a scene of me on an outing with my boyfriend.
Just a moment.
Okay! Action!
Honey.
Do you know what today is?
I don't know and I don't care.
What?
It's our 100th day together.
Are you some kind of bird brain?
Why are you talking about yourself?
Honey, I'm hungry. Feed me some rice rolls.
There's something that suits you better. Hold on.
Yummy.
Oh, come on!
What are you doing?
This is Hollywood!
If you do this, the guys go crazy!
They love it!
They want to go far away with me!
They want to shoot you with a slingshot.
You're out! Go sit down.
I'm going.
Excuse me. Can you help me?
Help with what?
We'll bill you for the damaged chair.
I'm sorry.
Next candidate, come on in.
I'm a rookie actor, Kim Hoegyeong.
I believe the set-up is key in acting.
Right, the set-up is important.
Then what kind of acting will you show us?
I'll play a man trapped in a tunnel.
Great.
Just relax. Action.
What?
I'm trapped in a tunnel?
What do I do?
Why are you dancing?
The set-up is that I'm trapped in Tunnel night club.
It's not a night club. It's a real tunnel.
Look around you.
Hello? Is anyone there?
I think I see someone.
Are you okay?
Oh, you're okay?
Then hold on.
Nice.
Why did you take a photo?
The set-up is that I met Ha Jungwoo in the tunnel.
Don't come up with things like that.
You're out!
He's always coming up with weird things...
Not a single normal person at this audition.
Who's going to be in this movie?
I'll do that movie!
I'm a big fan.
A true actress that works any job!
So nice to meet you, Jimin!
- As expected... / - So refreshing.
As an actress, you're using mist for skin care.
It's soju.
Share it with your skin.
Why would you share soju with your skin?
Give me the script.
The script? Pass me the script please.
- Here. / - Let's see...
Goodness! I love the story!
Wait, what is this?
There's a scene where they shoot a commercial
of my fair skin!
I'll use a double for this.
Isn't it good for an actress to have fair skin?
You need makeup to make your skin fair.
Makeup adds weight, so I'll get fat.
It doesn't add that much weight...
And what is this?
What?
There's a scene where I'm matched up
at a night club!
Hold on, sir...
I don't go near night clubs for my image!
But you'll be set up with Park Bogum.
I'll let them drag me to him.
I have experience.
I'll pretend to get drunk off oolong tea.
And what is this?
What? What? What is it?
There's a scene where I cuss
and fight with my friend!
This isn't proper for an actress.
We're taking this out.
I'll do it.
I have experience.
I've been told I'm more trashy than lovely
so I can nail this scene.
Oh, right.
Can I hold up my middle finger?
Not now! Not now, Jimin.
Do you want be chewed out by me, Jimin?
Chewing will make me fat.
Gosh, I'm so upset!
You're out! Go sit down.
Why am I out?
What kind of actress acts like that?
Next candidate, come on in.
Ma'am, what brings you here?
Hello.
I'm an actress of 40 years. I'm Kim Jeongja.
We're sorry but the only roles we have left
are struggling roles like a massage shop lady...
There are no struggling roles in acting.
No matter how your character struggles,
you give it your all
to portray the role cleanly.
This is the spirit of acting!
I am merely a native that has embraced nature.
Ma'am, that's great and all.
But you have too much white on your tongue.
Maybe it's from drinking coffee.
I'll start acting as the massage shop lady.
Welcome, ma'am.
A foot massage?
Please have a seat.
I'll just remove your socks
and press some acupressure points...
It seems your feet are very weary, ma'am.
Maybe you stepped in fast-fermented bean paste.
Ma'am, I can't take this any longer!
How could they smell so...
Ma'am.
Your acting is too busy.
There is no busy in acting.
I was clearly expressing the lady's love for herself
as she would massage her own arm
after checking that the customer
has fallen asleep during the massage.
This is the spirit of acting!
This is so tiring!
Alright. I get it.
I get it, ma'am.
I get it.
Hurry and show us the scene
of the massage shop lady
giving a customer a back massage...
You're going to hit my mouth.
- I guess not. / - There is no hurry in acting.
In acting, you spread out the seeds
that are emotions and it comes out when
the flower that is acting blooms.
I am merely a delicate dandelion spore.
Look at that dandelion spore.
Hold on. Hold on.
That sounded like cussing so please be quiet.
I'm itching to say something...
She's still young...
Please blow on me.
I don't know if you'll fly away...
Gosh! Landed!
I'll plant my roots.
A sprout grows
And the stem grows.
And the flower...
Ouch!
What's wrong?
Someone just stepped on me.
It's difficult for a flower to bloom.
Grow, grow.
Bloom!
- The flower has bloomed. / - Okay.
Now that the flower has bloomed,
I'll start the scene as the massage shop lady.
You'd like a back massage?
We do traditional Thai back massages
so I'll step on your back from above.
How's that? Does it feel good?
Everyone else said it felt good.
Why aren't you answering?
Ma'am!
Why are you foaming at the mouth?
I should've only used half my weight!
You're out.
Gosh... I guess my acting is impure.
You should do something about your white tongue.
Today's audition is totally ruined.
Geez! There's nobody to play the lead!
You have one right here!
♪ Standing, sitting, sleeping ♪
You're more of a veteran actress than she is...
Hello.
So what brings you here?
Care is what I need.
It's not care.
This is an audition.
You have to show us acting you prepared.
I prepared something.
What kind of acting?
From the movie, "Nameless Gangster."
Is there a famous actress in that movie?
Your chief lives in Namchon, doesn't he?
Fool! I eat dinner with your chief
and go to the sauna with him!
♪ Everything I did ♪
Hold on.
Why did you suddenly start talking like that?
Fine, I'll do something else.
"Guardian."
"Guardian?" Sounds great.
Please do it properly.
Action!
Whether the weather is nice
or the weather is foul
or the weather is moderate...
All the time I spent with you...
- Radiant, it was! / - Geez...
Radiant, it was.
- Stop that! / - Fine dust, it was.
That's forcing it too much. I'm sorry but
you're out.
Don't underestimate me.
I threw the first pitch for game 5
of the Korean Series!
You didn't throw the first pitch!
I did throw the first pitch!
Wearing lingerie!
Bacteria's Secret.
Bacteria?
Hold on! Don't get too close!
Hold on.
Alright.
They really hate it.
Well, I don't like you.
So you're dressed for a first pitch
but you have no ball.
I have one here! Bra padding!
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