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OBNOXIOUS YOUTUBER STARTER PACK - Duration: 11:27.(Subtitle Editor: so there are some errors in the subtitle of this video,so can someone edit some of the errors in here cuz there are many,ok im gonna leave now,enjoy the video!)
Bet you didn't expect me coming from there.
Did ya?
Y'all think you know everything about me, don't you?
*Mating call*
PoodiePie makes another one of these? Oh! He makes another one of theseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeves (then he show his sleeves)
But let's review what you guys did for last week, okay?
Okay, another week of disappointment
PROBABLY
another week of...
"HE DOESNT MAKE ORIGINAL CONTENT"
Last week, I asked you to...
I DON'T REMEMBER
I don't remember what I asked you to do last week( oh i'll tell you)
It's not like you're gonna accept the challenge anyway, but let's watch let's review them for the yugioh fan. (yugioh cards are shit)
The god of wamen look at those nipples man. Oh, yeah, you see those nipples those nipples are perfect nipples. (so majestic :O)
Okay, a lot of guys. They have weird nipples. Let's just get that out of the way here
I think 9 out of 10 guys have weird nipples my nipples are absolute pristine
Top quality nipples, and it's not this is not some sort of m-meme around my nipples
I'm 100% serious if they were to make a sample out of my nipples
It would be the perfect sample because my nipples are 10 out of 10.Okay. Got a little off-topic there
It's a good card in Yu-gi-oh. He's doing it again.
I Can't control what my dog does it's different didn- didn't a youtuber go to jail for like teaching his dog how to do Nazi salutes? ( stop it, get some help)
That's horrible. That's horrific. How did I do?
(laughs)
Fake version of Pewdiepie
I like you have a black cat in there.
Yeah,where's your beard,buddy? Huh? Wheres this?
You can rip on me all you want, but there's no way you can get over this boy!
Uhh! It stings doesn't it?
to be a low level life tier of a wannabe
Where's your whiskey then huh you see the whiskey? What are you drinking? Huh?
I bet you're not even drinking, but you're too young why am I so mean? I'm in the defense mode, okay?
That's why I don't want to I don't want this relationship between us to be toxic.
Zen,Zero,Hen,...
(Pewds is thinking)
Henro?
Hero!
I thought it would be something bad, so it never even crossed my mind that it would be something nice.
(laughs)
(laughs) this is so obvious
We need to talk about,We need to talk,We need to talk (Clickbait),We need to talk important (Clickbait),WE NEED TO TALK!
Listen,you make one video every single day,you're gonna [Insert what he said in here cuz I don't understand]
There is no excuse,i know it,ok.
I MAKE A VIDEO EVERYDAY!!!
That's the excuse!
best boyfriend ever,pewdiepie lol gay
Drew this as a birthday gift. Hope you like it sister fister. That's awesome
Thank you very much for making me look very manly and very sexy
roast me crit hashtag Christian Channel oh
oh my GAH(its jesus christ)
That's awesome
Jesus himself came to my Christian Channel finally we're getting
Recognized not that offensive Jesus the real Jesus. It's too bad. You're a week behind Jesus
Okay, that was last week roasting was last. Week's okay. You can go back from where you came from thank you as a father
It's my job to respect my son's opinion dad
Yes, my dear son pewdiepie makes original. I mean I don't
Hey I
Clearly don't make any original content you laugh you lose
Is that not original content me reacting to other people's content is that not original content? Oh oh?( i dont know tell us my boi)
What's next you're gonna? Tell me me playing in a South Park. It's not original content. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry well
How about me drinking whiskey then huh Felix Kjellberg?
Felix
iceberg
Felix
Carlsberg
No no( no god please no no noooooo)
No, there's also Felix cat food yeah, I know cuz I love me some
pusseh (pewds don't)
Photoshop my beard onto 2012 markiplier me. I asked you to photoshop my beard can you do one thing I ask?
I'm in pewdiepie's video. This is mad. I'm freaking out wait so it's an actual YouTuber? oh
That was a weird experience. I'm not gonna lie. I want to do more viewer chat though. That was fun
That's cool, man. Great to meet you great to awkwardly hug with you in the air, which never made it
You know it's great that I can't leave my house without getting recognized now and escape from you guys, and now I can't even
sneeze
That's actually pretty cool. I like the little lad thing you gave me there very nice
You know I'll give it a very nice another very nice
Not very nice a very nice
It's a different if you don't know the difference you're a fake fan ok, you're a fake fan Christian Channel Thank You Felix makes
Disgusting disgusting here of course you're gonna take anything
because I'm wearing the catnip ears of course you're gonna take anything personal that I
Shared about my past which is sensitive topic and use it against me. Thank you. I always appreciate sharing stuff about myself
It's very nice not very nice. I've seen this meme. This is a good meme obnoxious, but popular
youtubers starter Peck
We got the hair. I'm glad my hair is not included 6 a lot of subscribe
Yeah, they're also popular too starts every video with the loud greeting well. I didn't can we run it back
Bet you didn't expect me coming from there did ya? Yep, that's right ok
I don't have those any
More, cuz you know why they're so annoying to do you have to spray them on with spray glue
And it's literally impossible to take them off. It's not worth it the acoustics are fine alright
You need your only to bless your home thing. I'm pretending you're some sort of top level tier artist who's recording
I don't know who cares okay, who cares a very shocked face and emoji in the thumbnail well they work
Okay, if you have a problem with them stop clicking on THEMMMMMMMMM
video length 10:19 10:04 10 hey hey, hey, okay listen
huh 45
12:40
12:30 okay, maybe that one 140 all right so stop bitching
Try not to laugh challenge
528 excuse me try not to laugh challenge
Episode 1. Okay, sorry I made one episode and then
My chair is way better than that garbage come on this this thing is 10 out of 10
You wish you had this chair
You can make fun of the chair all you want
But you sit in this chair once and you're not gonna want to sit on anything else and even my yes
I'm talking about your mom's ass Peter pie special kid that plays minecraft respect women
And he is an extreme alcoholic he had never died before
He had never died before that's right that is another it's another take of my catchy catchy catchphrase
Zero death, but I think I will change it to I had never died before when you're three minutes into your stream
And you haven't said the N word yet, it's funny
This is kind of mean people posted against me like oh look at this idiot, but it's funny
Don't be racist be like PewDiePie. He is from Sweden
speaks
English has a hot
Italian girlfriend and talks like a black dude top come and I was like how does he talk like a bla?
The new world Swiss thien a person who is Swedish by origin and also
Christian we added a new world to the vocabulary you're welcome world Swiss Jim Swiss tchen channel
Thank you, and every you laughs you lose video by saying
Did you laugh or did you lose, but laugh equal loose and and loose also equals loose
Oh, wow took you long enough to realize did you laugh, or did you lose?
It's a paradox either way you lose, and I win you wanted. It damn that looks good
It looks like a like a Dragon Ball character something very nice
When you see someone respecting women wait, what is happening? Oh?
It's this South Park is when you had to do the
Spinning thing god damn it you guys are perverted. Okay?
Best polish remover damn it listen listen I get so much shit for this outfit. Okay?
Everyone is already dressed up as a Nazi
How could he do that literally go to Amazon and search soldier costume? Hey? What is that? What is that? Huh?
What is that it's a very nice costume? I?
Cannot see yeah, no it's like no one has ever done that before isn't it happy birthday to you Swedish meatball
Oh, that's so sweet
That's such a nice fan art, but too bad. It's a microaggression
Just cuz I'm Swedish doesn't mean. I'm a meatball
Draw throw it in the trash. I'm sorry. I tried top ten pretty pie in the end earth all depictions
The colors are great
That knows
Notes like
It's like a water slide you really here. Thank you. This really helps my insecurities about how giant my nemesis
Thank you very much. We have good internet down here. Please. I will do anything
I'm not joking I'm on my fourth month now since I ordered the internet
They started digging yesterday
Outside my house, and they they broke the internet they didn't told me they were coming. I'm so done guys
Please to make people think you're not
This is a good man literally the same because you put yeah
I knew it Oh, No
Okay, we're gonna end that episode there well done. That was really fun. You know what I'm gonna. Give you an A very nice
Very nice since you guys make fun of me for not coming up with my own original ideas this week
I'm not even gonna bother doing that I'm not even gonna bother
Challenging guys. You can just post whatever you want because that's what you're doing
Anyway on the real on the flip side
Can we horizontal flip this video one second so I can be real I appreciate you guys these are funny memes
And I'm glad I can just laugh at them and make content at the same time
And I hope that you guys as a community enjoy the same type of weird humor as well
Okay, flip me back you guys fucking suck
Thank you for leaving it like and remember to squad fam Jiu Jitsu as always
Very nice
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$4 SU🅱️REM VS. $400 SU🅱️REME - Duration: 11:21.You messed up!
Alright?
You can make fun of Roblox
ok??
Y- you can make fun of Minecraft!
BUT DON'T MAKE FUN OF
s u p r e m e
Do you like to show off to people that you are cool and make a lot of money?
Do you want to look like this gentleman?
Well just for a few hundred dollars...
You can look like this gentleman!
Clearly a bro.
Or perhaps look like this!
Veeery stylish~
I was literally buying-eh some clothing online yesterday
and I was looking at the prices and anything cool design that you wanna get...
It's gonna cost you a couple hundred dollars.
It's- and I like it. Like, a lot of it is cool.
I'm not just... shitting completely on like brands or whatever.
Some of it- some of it are generally well designed.
Like I found this one.
I'll fuck with this. It looks cool.
But young adults don't make a lot of money.
Like I have to- Not to be all elitist,
but I have to be in like the 1% or something.
12 Yr old bullied ballbag: I want to get overpriced clothing that show that I make a lot of money.
What do you do?
I collect my parents' allowance.
He collects his parents'
allowance
That's a pretty- That's a pretty high profile.
What the fuck is happening here?
What the fuck? I didn't-
Can you imagine- Um, having kids
that just want to spend- you know, you work your whole life
To save some money---you get kids, and you spend it all because they want to wear some branded clothing.
Now this is by far nothing new.
I remember back in when I was young everyone in Sweden had these
stupid Canadian goose jackets
That cost like at least a grand.
And I remember if you go to the if you went to like the shady neighbourhoods in Sweden,
They've literally tear that shit up
They'll they'll come they'll come running and nab the sh- the jacket off you,
and I remember it happened to my cousin.
Yeah, if you're Swedish, you know these stupid J. Linda Berg sweaters my god
Ah
It was so hard for me to find this photo cuz I swear to God after a certain point anyone that had one of these
Just burned it all. They burned it in shame.
But the big brand you know these days is Supreme.
And my God is it cringe to look at.
What is wrong with people, ok?
I don't mind the brand as much as I hate the culture around it.
Ok?
People wait literally for days!
So it's not like people just spend a lot of money...
They also just wait for days to get deez items.
It's like the Szechuan sauce all over again.
But why? Surely there must be a good reason.
Hello, Boris (b u l l i e d f a t k i d). How are you?
And why are you here today?
To represent the s u 🅱️ r e m e culture (You're wearing north face though..)
Really... It just confirms my theory that these branded clothings are literally just for little kids
that got bullied and then now just want to buy their way into looking cool all the sudden to overcompensate.
What is that culture?
Today, we're celebrating North Face (You said su🅱️reme previously, dumbass).
I don't mean to sound like a bully, but
asdfghjkl
Like Jesus
I'm here for The North Face collab
And what do you like about North Face?
Nothing.(You dumb trend hopper piece of shit)
Nothing, he likes nothing, yet he is still standing in the line!
To buy The North Face why the fuck is North Face popular all of a sudden like why is that the brand?
It's a fucking cold weather brand
That's all it is. Why? We literally just have to wear them in Sweden
It's not like...
Ehhhh
Where do you get the money to buy this?
I work
What do you do?
He's...
Did he just say, "I sell drugs"? (DEMONETIZED)
People go into criminal activity to get access to these fine, fine brands!
Do you like lining up is it fun?
Not really
No one enjoys it
Everyone is just having a bad time
The hype and the exclusivity... of it.
The hype and the logo, that's great. That's great.
Like I know I have the cost statues in the back...
I didn't know that was a hypebeast thing.
Everyones like, "Oh! Pewdiepie is a hypebeast!"
I just appreciate art, ok?
I just hate how they're ruined now because of these little kids
okay, oh, it's
Popular so it's cool because it's expensive~
As a kid, I had a lot of North Face because my father used to buy it, so boom. That's like a childhood memory boom
That's like a childhood memory boom. What a captivating story that was gripping
I'm gonna get five sets of everything to resell
Aren't you only allowed one set per person since it's one per person
I have people waiting in line since yesterday and then from there. They give me my stuff and then they eat
They all eat they eat the shirts
It all makes sense now. They eat the shirts. I knew it.
The Fontana Manor likes a little North Face Supreme collaboration. You know?
It's a nice hat to go with everything you know what I mean?
And this is North Face produced not Supreme produced. Not that there's nothin' wrong with dat. Supreme make good shit
But you know.
You know it's better than one brand?
Two brands.
Yeah. As many brands as possible. Please can we have,
50 brands?
Are you a Jordan fan?
OD
and how many NBA titles has he won?
This is the air Jordan x Supreme collaboration. People... people love jordan. That's why they come out here.
Do you know how many NBA titles? He's won?
Nah, nah, not really too sure, nah.
I believe ten.
Wrong
Someone nearly got sliced in the face from standing in these supreme lines
We see that from the corner of his nose to all the way to like, almost his ear that his face was slashed
He was gushing blood. He's trying to hold his face together. This is said. This is the future 24 hours another slashing
The victim was bleeding you thought the session one sauce was bad
But the real question here is did he get the supreme shirt
Anyone will take a slice to the face for a supreme shirt come on. Let's get real here guys
He was a part of this crowd
He lined up with other skateboard fanatics to buy t-shirts and sneakers so many skateboard fanatics all of a sudden
Huh how about that?
People just love skateboarding all of the sudden
It's sort of become part of Supremes brand to just ehh... put their name on literally anything
I'm sure you've seen the memes now. I didn't know that they were memeing themself which in in a way I can appreciate
But the fact that people still buy them it's just ruins it it ruins the meme so supreme
Just literally put out a brick a red brick with the supreme logo on it as a haha you guys are sheep
You will literally buy anything and there you go a thousand dollars, which
Surprise surprise didn't turn out to be maybe the best investment that you could make
Oooooooh Wow...
So he's getting the crowbar he needs to try that's really it the crowbar the Swiss Army knife
Why did the girl burn because it's a fucking crowbar? What are you gonna do with that? Fucking nothing?
I'm gonna own a fucking crowbar now. That's the fucking shit you see he been waiting 10 hours for a crowbar
That says supreme. I didn't even know it says supreme
three hundred pounds
I kinda want it. I'm not gonna lie
There's a supreme stress ball supreme fire extinguisher in case you're really dying
They literally fucking have my bike as well like that's my bike they fucking stole it these fake-ass fans
You know they don't have the taste of the design. They just want that
Brandy supreme numchucks
Supreme air horn (MLG approved!)
inflatable raft
supreme dice a supreme hair clipper supreme
skateboard for 30,000
Oh my god
Oh wow, I don't care anymore like I've seen these memes or whatever popping up
I didn't know they were serious
130 pound for supreme
White cat well unfortunately, I don't really feel like spending that money
but I really really do want to be part of this supreme cult seeing all this I
Know I've been missing out, and I want to be part of it damn it
Thanks to Tabasco sweet. Who's done a tutorial on how you can make your own supreme hat
I'm gonna try and attempt making one. I bought a cap
$2.99 I bought some fabric one pound let's make this shit
All right, we're gonna start off
By writing
Praising the supreme logo if you don't have it you can literally just add the Colgate logo because it's basically the same thing
So let's try this okay
All right, let's cut off the right size. I am a (mine)crafting channel now everybody
All right absolutely perfect no one's gonna know that this is a fake supreme it'll will be it'll be our lil'
It'll be our little secret
Now this part is quite tricky
It's gonna you're gonna have to basically just draw the outline you
Don't want to give away that it's a fake supreme because the only thing worse than a real supreme is
The fact that you were trying to make a fake supreme
Fuck I'm running out of space we're gonna carefully scalpel out our outline to make the supreme logo we got the s
Very nice. I'm very happy with this is this gonna work out
How's that gonna look? Yeah?
You want me to make one for your beanie?
And there we go!
I ran out of space so we just ended up with suprem.
Suprem > Supreme
You know, I'm starting my own brand.
It's called Suprem.
Now, we're gonna glue gun that bish.
Ohhhh!
shit~ That is some *hot* Suprem!
Alright.
Fits my head perfectly!
Look at that!
SUPREM!!
$200
$3.99 baby
oh very nice
Guys, I forgot as a last step,
We're gonna get some textile
fabric paint alright, and we're just gonna fill in each letter to make sure that it seems as authentic as possible
We are going for 100% authenticity (excellence)
here.
You're not gonna be able to tell a difference.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Now it's done.
SUPREM!!
Culture will reign! Heck yes fam damn
I look good, so yeah, you can do this yourself if you do post some picture hashtag suprem
Thank you for leaving a like and believing in the suprem nation as a Swiss Steen from another thank you and as always
Squad fam(& sisters) out!
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Eyes on Worlds: Episode 3 (2017) - Duration: 15:37.- Bengi: Oh my god, we won! - Poohmandu: It's over!
- Faker: How was that so easy?
- Kkoma: Wait, but they'd have two tanks.
Isn't Shen more of a threat to us?
- Huni (Seonghoon): But for our last pick, we can get Gangplank,
a damage dealer, our comp will be better.
- Kkoma: If they take Shen?
- Seonghoon, if they do take Shen,
you have to show us your Gangplank.
- Huni: Okay.
- Huni: Sejuani no Flash.
We got her.
- Faker: Yeah, let's look at the next game.
- Wolf: Let's ready ourselves for the next game.
We were going to ban Shen every game.
But because of Gangplank, we didn't. So you really had to perform well this game.
If Shen had his ult, Blank shouldn't have engaged bottom either.
But all of that happened.
All because of you.
Let's just ban Shen, okay?
But it comes down to your skills, not picks.
If it turns out like that again let's just ban him.
It's a bit of a shame but let's ban Shen.
Everything stopped because of that.
I won't go into this anymore.
- Kkoma: Seonghoon, stay confident.
- Kkoma: Let's make it to the Finals, yeah? - Huni: Yes.
- Blank: If we get pulled in, it might not be good.
- Kkoma: During that fight at mid, you didn't have to use your ult, Seonghoon.
- Huni: Yeah.
Doesn't matter what's going on in the other lanes. I think you're seriously underperforming.
For you, Seonghoon, there is a big difference between not needing to be nervous and not concentrating.
That's something you need to overcome.
Even if other lanes are falling behind, still don't try to make a play.
We're giving you a champ that scales or just straight up good picks.
- Kkoma: Step back a little. Don't try to make a play, I beg you.
- Faker: If it's questionable, just don't.
You don't have to prove yourself today. If you have to prove yourself, save it for the Final.
You're dragging Blank down with you if you perform poorly.
Just keep that in mind.
Good fights happen at the top lane anyways, so just concentrate on laning.
You don't need to think about anything else.
If it weren't for that mistake, we would've won, right?
- Everyone: Yeah.
That's the real bummer.
We're not going to have control of any lane.
Just play your best, have no regrets, because this will be your last game.
We lost a game where we had the lead.
We've already shown all our cards.
So since our lanes will be 50/50, it'd be best if you guys made less mistakes.
- Bang: Vayne was totally a bad pick.
- Kkoma: So what he means is, if we didn't have that huge mistake...
- Faker: But we keep making those mistakes, so it's hard to play against those types of picks.
- Bang: When he had Rageblade and boots, I should have been ahead with Statikk Shiv.
- Faker: You're right on that, but we keep throwing.
- Kkoma: Hey, bottom.
You guys need to help the team and carry yourselves at the very least.
- Kkoma: Let's make up for Quarterfinals, okay? - Bang & Wolf: Okay.
- Wolf: I think we'll be able to carry this game.
- Kkoma: Okay, you don't have to carry.
Or yeah, carry this game.
Play well guys.
I'll be preparing our picks and bans for Game 5.
- Faker: Let's all focus. - Everyone: Fighting!
Jarvan, Soraka no Flash.
Soraka no Flash.
I'll initiate. Follow up.
Go Baron.
- Peanut: Nice job, Kog'maw.
Twitch no Flash.
- Faker: Nice.
- Wolf: We killed him.
Let's back off and go for dragon.
We can initiate.
- Bang: Let's fight.
- Faker: Huni, that was a great engage. - Peanut: Really well done.
Great job, Huni.
Wow, really...
- Bang: Ah, we won.
- Faker: Ah, I'm hungry.
I'm sorry.
I'm trash.
I'm trash.
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2017 World Championship Finals Opening Tease - Duration: 2:13.I think they have this mysterious unseen power.
Even when SKT is losing,
since it's SKT, they could make a comeback.
It's that kind of mysterious power.
The only option is for us to play better than them.
This is my first time at the World Finals.
This will be the biggest match of my life.
I am unsure if this is good fortune or if this is our fate
but a second chance has come.
This time, I would like to get revenge.
Anyone can beat him
but it's just so hard to do.
That's why no one has done it.
I don't think he's immortal.
In order to win,
I have to ask myself what I can do to perform even better.
I have won every World Championship I've been in.
If I were to finish 2nd place this time,
it'll forever remain as disappointment.
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Guest Host Channing Tatum Interviews Ellen DeGeneres - Duration: 7:25.>> SO EXCITING.
>> Channing: WHAT DO I DO?
>> WELL, YOU TALK TO ME, ASK ME
QUESTIONS, AND WE TURN IT
AROUND.
>> Channing: MAN, THIS IS SO
WEIRD.
>> ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
>> Channing: I AM HAVING FUN SO
FAR.
>> I TOLD YOU IF IT DANCED IT
WOULD BE THE RIGHT THING, I'M
GLAD YOU TOOK MY ADVICE.
>> Channing: YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> IT REALLY TOOK YOU OVER, I
HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE SO
READY FOR IT.
>> Channing: I LOVE ME SOME
'90s, IT JUST POSSESSES ME.
>> YEAH.
I LOVE IT.
THEY HAD LIKE TWO SONGS.
>> Channing: THEY, DO ACTUALLY.
THEY ONLY HAVE TWO.
>> IT WAS THAT AND WHAT WAS THE
OTHER SONG?
>> Channing: I'M -- YOU KNEW THE
SECOND ONE.
>> WE'LL FIND OUT.
"EVERYBODY DANCE."
WAS IT "SWEAT"?
>> I GOT THE POWER.
>> Channing: NICE PULL, NICE
PULL.
>> GOOD ONE, THANKS.
>> Channing: HOW ARE WE DOING,
HOW AM I DOING?
>> YOU SHOULD ASK ME SOME
QUESTIONS, YOU KNOW.
LIKE WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR
THANKSGIVING, STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> Channing: WHAT DO YOU HAVE
PLANNED FOR THANKSGIVING?
>> NOTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: THIS IS GOING WELL,
ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU SHOULD THINK OF THINGS ON
YOUR OWN.
>> Channing: DON'T THEY PREPARE
THIS STUFF OR SOMETHING?
DON'T THEY PREPARE YOU?
>> USUALLY, YEAH.
YOU DIDN'T REPAIR -- PREPARE --
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: I DIDN'T THE
REPAIRING, I DIDN'T DO THE
PREPARING.
>> WE COULD TALK ABOUT -- WHAT
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
>> Channing: I DON'T KNOW, HOW
ABOUT -- LET'S SEE, THIS IS
REALLY HARD.
THIS STUFF IS REALLY, REALLY
HARD.
>> IT'S LIKE HAVING A
CONVERSATION AND EVERYTHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: I KNOW.
DID YOU HAVE THIS MUCH OF A HARD
TIME LIKE YOUR FIRST SEASON?
>> EARLY ON?
>> Channing: YEAH.
>> NO, BUT YOU KNOW, BEFORE I
STARTED MY SHOW, THEY ASKED
ME -- NO, I DIDN'T.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING?
>> THEY ASKED ME TO INTERVIEW
PEOPLE TO SHOW THAT I COULD TALK
TO PEOPLE, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS
THE WEIRDEST THING.
AT MY HOUSE, ALANIS MORISSETTE
AND TOM HANKS AND HELEN HUNT AND
SOMEBODY ELSE CAME OVER AND THEY
RECORDED ME HAVING A
CONVERSATION WITH THEM SO THAT
THEY COULD APPROVE THAT I COULD
TALK TO PEOPLE.
I HAD TO LIKE AUDITION.
>> Channing: WERE YOU NOT
TALKING TO THE PEOPLE TRYING TO
GIVE YOU THE JOB?
>> YES, YES, OBVIOUSLY NOT WELL
ENOUGH, I DIDN'T ASK ENOUGH
QUESTIONS.
PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
THEMSELVES.
SO THAT'S WHY IT'S USUALLY LIKE,
HOW ARE YOU?
TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
HOW ARE THE KIDS?
STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> Channing: THAT'S WHY I'M
BEING QUIET RIGHT NOW.
>> RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT
TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
I SEE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU SHOULD COME OVER FOR
THANKSGIVING.
IN CASE, NOW THAT PEOPLE ARE
INTERESTED, YOU SHOULD BE THERE.
>> Channing: YEAH, THIS IS GOING
TO BE REALLY WEIRD IF I'M NOT
THERE NOW.
>> IT WILL BE YOU AND YOUR
FAMILY, YOUR DAUGHTER, WHO IS
GOING TO GO TO THERAPY NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: I HAVE NO SPINE.
>> YEAH.
>> Channing: ZERO SPINE.
>> YEAH.
>> Channing: I GO AHEAD AND RUIN
MY DAUGHTER.
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD SPINE.
A NICE, SEXY SPINE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Channing: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
>> I LEARNED ABOUT YOUR SPINE I
THINK YOUR FIRST TIME YOU WERE
ON THE SHOW.
YOU SHOWED ME THE POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR SPINE.
>> WORKED MY SPINE.
YES, I DID.
>> I THINK SOMEBODY SENT IT --
>> REALLY HOPE THAT THERE IS --
>> SOMEBODY SENT IT.
DO MEN GIVE LAP DANCES?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MEN STRIPPERS
DO.
>> YEAH, YOU BASICALLY PUT ON
LITTLE SHOWS.
I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NOT AS --
>> WHAT KIND OF SHOW?
SHOW US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪
>> Channing: SO THAT WAS MY VERY
FIRST TIME ON YOUR SHOW.
I GOT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WAS
THE VERY FIRST TIME THAT MY DAD
ACTUALLY FOUND OUT THAT I WAS A
STRIPPER FOR A SHORT TIME.
>> WAIT YOUR DAD DIDN'T KNOW
THAT YOU HAD BEEN A STRIPPER?
>> Channing: NOPE.
>> HE LEARNED IT THAT DAY?
>> Channing: GIVING YOU A DANCE,
YES.
>> WOW.
HOW DID HE TAKE IT?
>> Channing: NOT WELL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO?
>> Channing: REALLY, REALLY NOT
WELL.
>> LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED WITH
YOU.
I MEAN, YOUR CAREER IS SO --
IT'S GREAT.
I MEAN, YOU'RE A DANCER, YOU'RE
DOING MOVIES WHERE YOU'RE ACTING
AND DOING REALLY SERIOUS HEAVY
ROLES AND YOU'RE AN AMAZING
ACTOR.
ISN'T ME HE AN AMAZING ACTOR?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Channing: THANK YOU, THAT
MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING
THIS.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY INTERVIEWING ME,
SOME HOW SHE TURNED THIS AROUND.
WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE."
I'M YOUR JEST HOST CHANNING
TATUM WITH ELLEN DeGENERES.
>> HERE WE ARE TOGETHER.
AGAIN?
I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING HERE
FROM WHEN WE HUNG OUT IN VEGAS.
>> YES.
>> Channing: CAN YOU EXPLAIN
THIS TO ME?
>> CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?
>> Channing: I FEEL LIKE I'M
GETTING MUGGED BY YOU.
>> YEAH, NO --
>> Channing: ARE YOU STEALING MY
WALLET?
>> YOU STARTED IT.
YOU WERE LEANING OVER THAT
BALCONY AND I DECIDED TO JOIN
YOU IN THE DANCE.
I WENT TO GO SEE "MAGIC MIKE"
AND YOU MAY WONDER WHY --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHY ME?
>> Channing: WHY?
>> BECAUSE IT WAS FANTASTIC.
IT WAS SO GOOD.
>> Channing: THANK YOU.
>> IT WAS FANTASTIC, BUT THERE
WERE SOME PEOPLE THERE THAT WE
LOOK THE AROUND, IT LOOKED LIKE
THERE WERE SOME WOMEN WHO
BROUGHT THEIR HUSBANDS.
>> Channing: YEAH.
>> THAT THOUGHT MAGIC MIKE WAS
SOME KIND OF MAGICIAN OR
SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY WERE SO CONFUSED OF WHAT
WAS GOING ON.
>> Channing: THANKFULLY, I THINK
THEY ENDED UP LIKE ACTUALLY
HAVING A GREAT TIME.
>> YOU CAN'T NOT HAVE A GOOD
TIME, IF YOU'RE IN VEGAS, GO SEE
"MAGIC MIKE" LIVE, IT WAS SO
GOOD, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
WE DID A TAPED PIECE WE PUT ON
MY SHOW AND WE HUNG OUT AND
DANCED, I DANCED ON YOU --
>> Channing: A LITTLE GAMBLING
AFTERWARDS.
>> WE DID, POKER AFTERWARDS,
BLACKJACK FOR A FEW MINUTES.
>> Channing: IS THAT YOUR GAME?
>> I LIKE POKER BETTER THAN
BLACKJACK, BUT I DO LIKE
BLACKJACK.
>> Channing: I THINK YOU READ IN
YOUR BOOK YOU HAVE A CRAZY STORY
ABOUT A BLACKJACK TABLE.
>> THAT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING
THAT UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: IT'S IN STORES.
>> IT'S SO FUNNY THAT IT LEADS
INTO A BIT THAT I HAVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: DO WE HAVE A CLIP?
>> OH, I DO HAVE A CLIP, YES, I
BROUGHT A CLIP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> Channing: SHE'S THE FULL
PACKAGE.
>> I AM THE FULL PACKAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Channing: TRUE.
>> YOU'RE THE FULL PACKAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ RIM SHOT ]
>> Channing: LIKE ONE OF MY
FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT YOUR SHOW
IS YOU GIVE AWAY SO MUCH STUFF.
I ACTUALLY WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING ON THIS SHOW --
>> THEY DON'T DO IT HERE.
>> Channing: THEY DO NOT.
>> JIMMY SO IS CHEAP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
JIMMY, HE NEVER -- I WATCH THE
SHOW EVERY NIGHT.
I LOVE HIM.
BUT HE NEVER GIVES ANYTHING
AWAY.
WE GIVE AWAY STUFF ALL THE TIME.
AND PEOPLE, THE ONE THING WE DO,
YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A
GUEST ON THE SHOW A LOT, WE GIVE
OUR GUESTS ELLEN UNDERWEAR
BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST UNDERWEAR
YOU'LL EVER WEAR.
>> Channing: IT'S TRUE, I
ACTUALLY HAVE SOME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Channing: IT'S SO SOFT.
>> YES, IT IS THE SOFTEST
UNDERWEAR.
AND I THOUGHT, WHAT CAN I DO TO
MAKE UP FOR JIMMY'S THRIFTINESS?
>> Channing: THRIFTINESS.
>> TAYLOR, COME OUT, I WANT
EVERYBODY TO HAVE ELLEN
UNDERWEAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
>> Channing: LET'S GO BACK HERE.
WHOO!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪
♪
♪
>> Channing: ELLEN WEEKDAYS IN
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Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Surprises People on Hollywood Blvd. - Duration: 4:26.SHOW ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD.
I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF WORKING
THREE DOORS DOWN FROM A WETZEL'S
PRETZELS.
I HAVE TO ADMIT I'M ON EDGE
AFTER THIS KTLA NEWS REPORT FROM
RIGHT OUTSIDE THIS VERY THEATER.
>> IT'S THE CASE OF THE $25,000
HERPES SORE.
AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jennifer: FOR THE RECORD,
I'VE NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR
HERPES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IF I DID, IT WOULD KILL ME,
BECAUSE I'M CHEAP AND A
HYPOCHONDRIAC.
DESPITE THE THREAT OF
HIGH-PRICED HERPES, I WANTED TO
MINGLE WITH SOME OF THE LOCALS
WHILE I WAS HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.
SO I CAME UP WITH A SIMPLE GAME.
I RAN UP TO PEOPLE ON THE STREET
AND ASKED THEM TO NAME FIVE
MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN.
SIMPLE IF YOU HAVE LOW ENOUGH
SELF-ESTEEM.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE POINT WAS TO PUT THEM ON THE
SPOT AND HUMILIATE MYSELF.
AND GUESS WHAT?
BOTH HAPPENED.
>> Jennifer: CAN YOU PLEASE --
>> OH MY GOD!
>> Jennifer: NAME FIVE MOVIES
JENNIFER LAWRENCE HAS BEEN IN.
>> WITH YOU IN FRONT OF ME I
CAN'T THINK OF ANY!
>> Jennifer: CAN YOU NAME FIVE
JENNIFER LAWRENCE MOVIES?
>> OH, GOSH.
PLEASE --
>> Jennifer: LADY, FOR THE LOVE
OF GOD --
>> I KNOW, I KNOW, I'VE SEEN --
I KNOW YOUR MOVIES --
>> Jennifer: DID YOU SEE THAT
MOV
MOVIE?
>> NO.
>> Jennifer: NO?
DIDN'T SEE IT?
>> NO.
>> Jennifer: DID YOU KNOW WHO
JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS?
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY
LIFE.
>> JENNIFER LAWRENCE.
NOPE.
>> Jennifer: HEY.
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
>> Jennifer: WHAT'S UP?
DO YOU SMOKE WEED?
>> SOMETIMES.
>> Jennifer: YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: WHEN YOU SMOKE
WEED, DO YOU EVER WATCH JENNIFER
LAWRENCE MOVIES?
>> NO.
>> Jennifer: COOL.
ME NEITHER.
CAN YOU NAME FIVE JENNIFER
LAWRENCE MOVIES?
>> FIVE JENNIFER LAWRENCE
MOVIES?
>> Jennifer: I KNOW.
WHO IS THAT BITCH?
>> JENNIFER ANISTON COULD I TELL
YOU.
>> Jennifer: JENNIFER ANISTON IS
WAY LERT THAN JENNIFER LAWRENCE,
DO YOU AGREE?
>> YEAH.
>> Jennifer: MUCH BETTER.
>> I LOVE HER.
>> Jennifer: PRETTIER, FUNNIER.
>> YES.
>> Jennifer: BETTER MOVIES.
>> YES, YES, I LOVE HER.
>> Jennifer: YEAH, OVERALL.
>> YEAH, GREAT.
>> Jennifer: I'M JENNIFER
LAWRENCE.
>> OH.
>> Jennifer: CAN YOU NAME FIVE
JENNIFER LAWRENCE MOVIES?
>> WHAT?
OH MY GOSH.
THE ONE WITH THE WOMAN WHO'S --
ONE WORD -- KIND OF LIKE
HAPPY --
>> Jennifer: ONE WORD.
>> "JOY."
>> Jennifer: YES!
>> "AMERICAN HUSTLE."
>> Jennifer: YES!
>> I'M NOT SURE -- HUNGRY?
>> "THE HUNGER GAMES."
>> Jennifer: I WAS IN ONE OF
THOSE.
>> DEFINITELY THE BLUE -- YOU
WERE LIKE THE BLUE --
>> Jennifer: YEAH, YEAH,
"X-MEN."
>> A SPACE ONE?
>> Jennifer: YEAH, THERE WAS A
SPACE ONE.
>> THE HOT GUY.
>> Jennifer: YEAH THE HOT GUY.
IT'S THE COLDEST SEASON OF THE
YEAR --
>> CHRISTMAS, WINTERTIME.
>> Jennifer: I'LL JUST GO
[ BLEEP ] MYSELF, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
CAN YOU GUYS NAME ANY JENNIFER
LAWRENCE MOVIE AT ALL?
>> JENNIFER LAWRENCE!
>> Jennifer: ANYBODY KNOW WHERE
JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S HOUSE IS?
>> OH!
>> Jennifer: CAN ANYONE NAME
FIVE MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN?
>> "HUNGER GAMES."
>> "AMERICAN HUSTLE."
>> THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO
SAY.
>> "JOY."
>> Jennifer: BYE, GUYS.
I SEE THESE VANS DRIVE BY MY
NEIGHBORHOOD, SO IF YOU SEE
SOMEBODY IN A TESLA GIVING YOU
THE FINGER, THAT'S ME.
GUILLERMO, CAN YOU NAME FIVE
MOVIES I'VE BEEN IN?
>> Guillermo: FIVE MOVIES?
>> Jennifer: FIVE MOVIES I'VE
BEEN IN, NOT JUST FIVE MOVIES.
>> Guillermo: "THE HUNGER
GAMES."
>> Jennifer: THAT'S A MOVIE.
>> Guillermo: "JOY."
>> Jennifer: WOW, YOU'RE DOING
WELL.
>> Guillermo: "X-MEN."
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
>> Guillermo: "PASSENGERS."
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
>> Guillermo: WINTER'S BONE."
>> Jennifer: GREAT WORK.
I'M SO HONORED YOU'RE MY BIGGEST
FAN.
>> Guillermo: I LOVE YOUR MOVIES
AND I LOVE YOU TOO.
>> Jennifer: OH, SHUT THE
[ BLEEP ] UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jennifer: I DO LOVE YOU,
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Insane VAPE MOD w/ 150 BATTERIES! - Duration: 8:12.What up...
...pimp nation.
It's your boy E.K. from H3, and it's been three years since my last hit...
but guess what; I'm still slamming.
In fact, some would say I'm doing very well.
Listen, I got a new toy I think you're all going to enjoy.
Walk with me.
Vape Naysh!
*Orchestral music* What if there was one vape...
...to rule them all...
...and in the fat cloud bind them.
Is man...
...worthy...
...of the gods...
...vape?
I don't know.
I must...
...try it...
...if I can.
148 batteries,
64 lbs.
Yes.
I'm ready.
Let the vape take you.
Become... your destiny.
"The purpose of using E-Cigarettes or what is commonly called 'vaping' is recognised by some
as a nearly harmless alternative to smoking."
"Right now, there is no regulatory framework for vaping."
"Vaping is not tobacco..."
Sponsored by...
Jigsaw: in theatres October 27th.
First, I hit up Hollywood Boulevard to share my love of vaping with the locals.
Let them know it's good and healthy to go green.
My Grandma, she suffers from arthritis, I had her hit this vape...
...she fucking died on the spot man, but it was cool man, she went out in glory.
God bless you, nana.
Love ya...vape naysh.
God bless you, nana.
Love ya...vape naysh.
After freaking out the loc's down on Hollywood,
I casually stroll to my favourite diner where I like to put my feet up and blow a couple clouds...
...but first, I like to stop and say "What up?" to my peeps.
Hey, guys...
- You good? - Amazing!
-How you doing, bud? - I never thought I'd meet you in real life!
Hey man, d'you wanna hit this?
Yeah, can I take a hit?
Hit it hard as you can...hard as you can, dude!
"Hard as you can, dude!"
*soul sucked from body*
"Hard as you can, dude!"
- Vape naysh...
- Oh, man!
- Alright, see you later...
...I have herpes, by the way,
check to see your doctor.
Going green means telling your partner when you have an STD.
- Hello.
- Hi...
- Just...one please?
- Okay, what about a vaping sesh?
Can I vape in here?
Oh, okay...
...it's 2017, I mean...vapours are humans too, so...
...civil rights was a thing.
"I have a dream!"
After fuelling up at my favourite diner, I like to head down to my local vape store and peep the competition.
- I'm looking for, for an upgrade.
- You guys have anything that has like, a hundred fifty batteries plus?
- Nothing of that sort, no.
- How many batteries does that have?
- This has just one.
- That's a little embarrassing.
- This is the biggest you've ever seen?
- Aight.
"That boy can vape... vape god!"
With my vape tank on full, I like to end my day with a beautiful sunset.
Seeing the sunset while vaping is like seeing color for the first time.
- Oh my god, are you guys seeing this?
- Oh my god...
- It's like seeing color for the first time!
- Oh my god!
- You guys ever seen a sunset on vape before?
- How's that look now?
- *inaudible*
- Unbelievable... unbelievable!
- You wanna watch?
It's Kelsey Grammer falling off stage.
- It's really funny. Here, wanna hit this?
- No.
- You wanna watch it again? It's on- it's on repeat.
- Hey guys, what up?
Oh, this is uh, like a entry level vape.
- Oh? - It's like a starter kit, like...
...like, if you wanted to get into vaping, you - I would recommend to start with this.
- "This is crack..."
"...rock cocaine."
- "It isn't glamorous, or cool..."
- This is a Pee-Wee Herman PSA about crack. Would you like to watch it?
Pee-Wee Herman has a PSA about crack cocaine.
- So, this is vaping. It's organic, it's green...
- ...unlike cuh-rack cocaine, that, you know...
nobody knows how much... so every time you use it, you risk dying.
*copying PSA* - It isn't worth it.
- Look, everybody wants to be cool but doing it with crack is just wrong...
- ...it could be dead wrong.
*heart throbbing*
- "This is crack."
- "...crack."
- So, that's why I vape and that's why I think you guys should also vape, alright?
- Take care, god bless ya. Go green.
That's one life saved today.
And sometimes,
it really feels good knowing you made a difference.
That's why I'm...
...a proud member...
...of the vape nation.
"...crack."
Got to thank my boy Jigsaw.
Jigsaw apparently loves h3h3,
and I got to tell you I don't know how I feel about that, 'cause I know what happens when Jigsaw loves people.
- "Hello Ethan and Hila. Do you want to play a game?"
But I'm already vape or die, so if this ends up killing me, that's fine.
Jigsaw *choking* about this weekend just in time for Halloween, it's gonna be so spooky, bro...
...bring a diaper.
Jigsaw is giving away a thousand free tickets for h3 fans of the United States.
Click the link in the description and use the code "h3h3" for a free spook!
Thank you so much to Jigsaw for sponsoring us, guys...
...please, if you wanna support the spooks, and the goofs, and the laughs, and the gaffs,
go to the theatres this weekend, and enjoy Jigsaw.
In fact I got - just got a letter that says that if I don't smoke this...
...every 10 seconds of the whole day my mom dies...
...but frankly, I was gonna do that anyway so...
...I don't really get this whole Jigsaw challenge.
Anyway, vape naysh y'all.
Stay green.
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YouTubers Speaking Out Against YouTube's $$$ Issue and Let's Talk About Texas... - Duration: 13:16.Sup beautiful bastards. Hope you had a fantastic Monday. Welcome back to the Philip DeFranco show. And let's just jump into it.
And the first thing we're gonna talk about today are the stories that blew up over the weekend
around YouTube demonetization and copyright claims.
We've seen an increase in the number of stories around this for two reasons:
Supermario Odyssey and the iphone 10
Around Supermario Odyssey a bunch of creators are being hit with copyright claims by Nintendo.
A lot of people saying, "Why? What's happening? This is ridiculous!"
And my response is, "Yeah, and that's been the case since around 2015.
And we've talked about this on the show. There have been cool, things that nintendo
has put out there in the world that I wanted to share in Today in Awesome.
i will not feature it in this video because i'm scared that they're, going to claim, this video.
I'm a huge fan of Nintendo for the games they've put out over the years but, they treat creators like garbage.
And this affects creators small and large. Video game Donkey just put out a video gushing over how good Super Mario Odyssey is.
That was demonetized. Or rather Nintendo claimed the video so there was money being made but it all went to Nintendo.
And since 2015 Nintendo has given creators an option: You can join the Creator Program.
Essentially what that does is it allows you to monetize those videos where you feature Nintendo content,
but Nintendo gets a percentage of your adsense. There are also some issues around live that we just, we don't have enough time to get into
And so because of their, in what i see as a a very anti-creator stance,
my opinion in general as far as on YouTube is Nintendo can go fuck themselves.
The way you reward all those creators giving nintendo free promotion is to take, away the money they were gonna make from that promotion.
Cool. And of course, like i said, the other bit of news around this was around the iphone 10.
The iphone 10 was just released, a ton of people releasing videos of unboxings, first hands-on;
Tons of those videos were demonetized. I mean we're talking videos that got millions upon millions of views.
MKBHD: Demonetize. Sam Scheffer: Demonetized. I Justine:De monetized.
Casey Nelstat... You get the- You get the point of what I'm doing here. Lots of people effected.
And of course you had people outraged; most people, it's just tired frustration with YouTube at this point.
YouTube saying the algorithm is evolving, it's learning.
Recently YouTube announced and put through a change that resulted in a lot of videos that were demonetized being re-monetized.
Although, some videos that had previously been fine and were monetized were demonetize
But, still, with these massive creators just putting out videos on the iphone x- nothing risque about them
-Why are these most likely completely family-friendly advertiser-friendly videos being demonetized
by an algorithm that has had months to learn?? And so from this frustration came a suggestion that went viral:
Casey Neistat Tweeting, "A suggestion for YouTube: When the algorithm flags a video for bigger creators- those with more than 10,000 subs/100,000 subs
"-why, not have the video immediately reviewed by a human BEFORE demonetizing?
"YouTube should assume the burden on inaccuracies of their algorithm, not pass it on to their creators.
"For many big creators, their adsense is their livelihood, it's how they pay their bills."
Now, to this, YouTube responded, "We're always open to feedback in which we could- but with 400 hours uploaded every minute it's not humanly possible."
"We're always working on improving our system. Our last update made millions of videos monetizable."
"We know we have a long way to go but in the meantime, we recommend uploading as unlisted to check your status, & appeal if necessary."
And my personal response to that is, "Uh, YouTube, I love you, but that response is a little bit bullshit.
You didn't respond to Casey's suggestion. You said that 400 hours of video are uploaded every minute,
but that's not the case if you're just considering creators 100,000 subscribers.
Most likely Casey Neistat's giving you that 100,000 subscriber runway so that it's less work on you."
I mean, while there are more and more popular YouTube accounts every single day,
100,000 subscribers so let's say a regular of a 100,000 views per video i- is a pretty big runway.
It allows you to focus and, honestly, it becomes a math problem.
If MKB HD is being demonetized on a video that now has six point seven million views,
because you automatically demonetized his video, not only how much money did he miss out on, but you as a company- Google, Youtube
-How much money did you miss out on?
And when you take into consideration that we're just talking about ONE human reviewer on ONE video for 10 minutes, it makes you think of in general on YouTube as a WHOLE
how much money both creator and YouTube are missing out on because they're not throwing a body at the problem.
And here's the thing, I understand to a certain, degree why, you'd want to demonetize rather than risk.
It's a far less damaging story for YouTube if it's creator is complaining about demonetization
rather than nike ad runs next to isis kill video. Right? Youtube's trying to prevent Ad-Pocalypse 2.0, or if you're still affected an escalation
But you would think that your verified creators would have a different, extra level of trust.
Like Marques mkbhd; He has years of not posting anything horrible, so when out of nowhere your algorithm, goes,
"Hey, this guy who has a, mh, pretty much perfect record for YEARS,
and he puts out a video called 'Apple iPhone X Unboxing!'
Cuz he's made us hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars,
Let's -let's just -let's -let's give him 10 minutes of our time so that, we don't screw 'im over."
Or that's an insane idea and I can go fuck myself, but it really seems like it shouldn't be the latter of the two.
I guess if there is an end of that story, "YouTube I love you. Please be better."
And the last thing we're going to talk about today is that horrifying Texas church, shooting.
26 people were killed, 20 others were injured, it is the deadliest shooting in Texas history. So let's go through this story.
Reportedly the gunman was first spotted at a gas station across the street from First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs at 11:20 a.m.
The shooter drove across the street, got out of his car,
He was reportedly wearing all black, a mask, a ballistic vest and was armed with a ruger AR 556 rifle.
The gunman then began firing from the outside of the church and moved to the right side of the building where he continued to shoot.
He then entered from the back of the church firing all the way to the front and then firing on his way back out.
When the gunman emerged from the church, an armed neighbor exchanged gunfire with him.
The shooter then dropped his rifle, got into his car, and fled the scene.
And while this was happening, a guy by the name of Johnny Langondorf said he was driving to his girlfriend's house when he witnessed all of this.
Johnny: I had parked at the intersection where i had seen the shooter come out from the church and a gentleman, the neighbor of the church,
had come out wielding a rifle and the two men started exchanging gunfire.
From, there the shooter jumped in his vehicle
where he had the door open and the engine running ready to go, and fled the scene.
At that time the... the neighbor with the rifle came to my truck and... he just... he opened my door and said, "He just shot up the church" and... and got in
So then the neighbor who exchanged gunfire with the shooter jumps into Johnny's car.
The two then pursue the shooter on a high-speed chase while calling dispatch to send police in his direction.
While this was happening reportedly the shooter called his father to let him know, that he didn't think he was gonna make it.
And then during the chase the shooter lost control of his vehicle and went off into a ditch.
Law enforcement later found the suspect dead in his vehicle. Officials saying the gunman suffered gunshot wounds from the civilian and then shot himself as well.
Inside the vehicle, they also recovered two other weapons: A 9-millimeter glock handgun and a ruger 22 handgun.
Shortly after this news broke, president Trump tweeted,
"May God be with the people of Southerland Springs, Texas. The FBI and law enforcement are on the scene. I am monitoring the situation from japan."
And later, in a press conference he added,
Trump: "This act of evil occurred as the victims and their families were in their place of sacred worship.
Trump: "You cannot put into words the pain...
Trump: "and grief we all feel. But in dark times, and these are dark times...
Trump: "...such as these...
Trump: "Americans do what they do best:"
Trump: "We pull together"
Trump: "We join hands we lock arms..."
Trump: "...and through the tears... and through the sadness...
Turmp: "...we stand strong."
Now as far as those killed in this horrible attack, some of the names have been released as of recording, but many haven't,
but, what we do know is the youngest victim was 18 months old and the oldest was 77 years old.
Among the dead there were several children, a pregnant woman, and the pastor's fourteen-year-old daughter.
And of the 20 injured, at this time, ten are still critical, six are stable, and four others are in serious condition.
And of course, in the aftermath of this horrific attack you have people saying,
"How could this happen? Why did this happen? This is a senseless mass-murder in a town of about six hundred people.
An attack that essentially left 4% of their population dead.
Well, here's what we know so far.
We know the shooters served in the air force from 2010 until 2014 and worked in the logistics readiness department.
We know that he was court-martialed in 2010 on charges of assault on his spouse and on their child.
According to Don Kristensen, a retired colonel, who is the chief prosecutor for the air force, quote,
"He assaulted his stepson severely enough that he fractured his skull and he also assaulted his wife."
"He pled to intentionally doing it."
We know he received a bad conduct discharge, confinement for 12 months, and reduction of his military status.
There's also been a lot of talk as to whether this is a guns issue or a mental health issue.
This morning president trump saying,
Trump: "Mental health is... your problem here. This, was a...
Trump: "...a very, based on preliminary reports, very deranged individual, a lot of problems over a long period of time."
Trump: "We have a lot of mental health problems in our country as do other countries"
Trump: "But this isn't a guns...
Trump: "...situation. I mean we could go into it but it's a little bit soon to go into it,
Trump: "but, fortunately somebody else had a gun that was shooting in the opposite direction.
Trump: "Otherwise it wouldn't have been as bad as it was it would have been much worse."
Trump: "But... ah... this is a mental health...
Trump: "...problem at the highest level."
That said, you still had people arguing that this was a guns issue.
And the reason for that as many people were pointing to his bad conduct discharge.
Federal law prohibits those who have been dishonorably discharged from buying a firearm.
But the thing to note here is the law does not prohibit those who have received a bad conduct discharge from buying a firearm.
Still Texas law prohibits those with domestic violence convictions from owning a firearm.
But it's not exactly clear right now if the shooter's bad conduct discharge for the assaults on his then wife and their child fall under that provision.
I mean, even the governor of texas was questioning how the gunman got access to these weapons.
Saying that, at one point, the shooter even tried to get a license to concealed carry a gun in Texas but was denied, by the state
Gov. Greg Abbott: So, how was it that he was able to get a gun?
Gov. Greg Abbott: By... by all the facts that, we seem to know
Gov. Greg Abbott: he was not supposed to have access to a gun so how did this happen?
Additionally there were reports coming out of that a member of law enforcement said that the suspect
had actually bought his rifle from a sporting goods store in San Antonio
This back in April of 2016, where they said he checked the box on his background check paperwork to indicate he didn't have any disqualifying criminal history.
But right now the authorities are still looking into the situation so hopefully we have answers soon.
And as far as motive, while there has been just everything you could possibly imagine thrown on social media, officially,
according to Freeman Martin of the department of public safety the texas shooting wasn't about race or religion.
One of the most recent updates they said there was a domestic situation unfolding in the gunman's family.
There are reports coming out saying the suspects in-laws went to that church.
One of the most recent reports saying the shooters grandmother-in-law was one of the victims. And Martin added this.
Martin: Everyone wants to know is, "Why did this happen?"
Martin: It's a senseless crime, but we can tell you that there was a domestic situation going on within this family.
Martin: The suspect's mother-in-law attended this church.
Martin: We know that he had made threaten...
Martin: ... threatening, uh...
Martin: ...she'd reset [received] threatening texts from him. We want to get that out there that this was not racially motivated
So that new information may help us understand why the shooter chose this specific church.
And that's where we are on this right now. There are also a lot of side stories to this .
Like we've seen in past attacks, there was a ton of fake news out there.
And it wasn't just stuff that was popping up on google's top search results or just stuff on twitter
Congressman Vicente Gonzalez on CNN said this:
Gonzalez: It was reported to me that he's actually, not from the community. Apparently his name was released; it's Sam Hide.
That was the name i was -i was, uh, given.
But if you've watched this show over the past few years or you've paid attention to the internet you know that that is just a troll.
Whenever there's a mass killing they're a bunch of people that try to say the Sam Hide did it, just to troll and mislead people.
There are also fake facebook screenshots that went viral. People were trying to say that he was a member of ANTIFA.
Aside from that, there was also a massive debate once again around thoughts and prayers.
At the center of this we saw Paul Ryan and Wil Wheaton.
Paul Ryan tweeting: "Reports out of Texas are devastating. People of Sutherland Springs need our prayers right now."
To which Wil Wheaton tweeted and responded: "Murder victims were in a church.
"If prayers did anything, they'd still be alive, you worthless sack of shit."
Now as you would expect there were a lot of people offended by this. Many feelingly, was just lashing out at religious people.
Wil Wheaton then later apologized writing: "Hey real and actual people of faith. I hear you.
"I apologize for insulting you in my rage at Paul Ryan's refusal to address gun violence.
"Your faith is your business and people like Paul Ryan exploit it while they hide behind words without deeds and people continue to die"
That's where we're on in this situation. As new information comes out I will try to keep you up-to-date. And ultimately, where i land on this issue
is, i personally think it's a little odd to just label it a mental health issue and not a gun issue at all.
But there's not much further i can go into that debate without the investigation finding out how the hell he actually got those weapons.
Also on the note of it's too soon to talk about policy,
I understand if you have that that opinion but i don't think that you can you can
say it here then have the complete opposite opinion when when someone says they did something for ISIS and then say,
Okay, well we're gonna completely change immigration.
I don't even have the energy or desire to argue around that point right now,
I'm just... i'm just sad. It hurts it's soul-crushing the fact that...
...when...when you look online and you see this story or you hear these words coming out of my mouth and you're not surprised anymore.
That makes it all the more heartbreaking and I understand the where people can get frustrated with the sending thoughts and prayers.
I feel like we've just seen this all before. And really just don't know how to end the story it's put me in a messed-up headspace
I feel like we're just... we're all repeating the same thing over and over again. Everybody yells at each other, people have to bury
members of their family in this case, some as young as 18 months old and then a...
...new cycle in the world rinses and repeats. I don't know.
I wish i could leave you with a more positive note but, um... I guess sometimes the world really just doesn't allow for that.
That said of course this is the Philip Defranco show
Aside from the story, my opinion, I want to hear from you.
What are your thoughts on this last story, the first one, anything in between let, me know in those comments down below.
That said let's, uh, cut to the outro that i shot previously, where i was in a better mood.
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But, so that said, of course as always,
my name's Philip DeFranco, you've just been Phil'd in.
I love yo faces and i'll see you tomorrow.
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YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE - YLYL #0009 - Duration: 12:46.How's it going bros?
Uh..
Before this video begins I wanted to share something
A little bit personal
It's a project that I've been working on with Arman the goat simulator guy,
Through the studio double moose
We're launching our first game animal super squad. It's short for ASS.
I think you guys are gonna really love it
It's a really funny game
I'm gonna link it in the description
And you should add it to your wish list, to make sure that you get it when it comes out next week on Tuesday
Let's show some bits of the trailer
*game music*
*laughs*
*laughs*
NANI? *WHAT?*
You didn't see-
Today, we're playing a new game that I have invented. It's called...
Skratta Du? *You laugh*
Förlora Du! *You lose*
Maneeeeen! *Maaaaaaan!*
The rule is simple....
You laugh
You lose :)
I have never laughed once in my entire life!
If you laugh
you lose
tsshhsh
No!
Let's begin,
The challenge..
This is not Christian.
This is not a christian thing
Get it away from me.
I'll keep watching just to understand what this is
Well someone just give her a hamburger
hehehertshhehs
husshththuuhe heh
Okay, okay, that's quite
*laughs*
It's quite enough
although I do agree with message. It's not very Christian,
so I'm gonna have to stop it there
Are these streaming is that what's happening here?
There's stream troll messages?
*laughs*
Now that's just offensive.
buhuuhuHAHAHAH
*silent laughter*
I feel bad I feel bad
*weird music*
But I didn't laugh-
not even for a SECOND
what you calling me a liar now?
get outta here
*weird music*
yuh
*Man singing shown lyrics*
As i can--
I think this is a facebook group that collects..
Just- Really bad english.
From people trying to hit on women.
"F you as I can" as you can.
* Lyrics on the video :) *
[Felix] Put my ass,,
In your assh@!le..
*X-theme plays*
That Asian Jesus?
(CLAP)
Oh mah god,
*laughs*
what a legend!
The sky!
A baby is falling up with balloons (What??)
[Video] Um-
[Video] Oh help!
[Felix] He's was like:
"OOH WHAT DO YOU GONNA DO?"
"THE BABY IS DYING"
"OH, Not my issue. :)"
"Hey you wanna smokes?"
[Felix] What a legendary video
my god, who is this man?
I've seen this one this one is insane dear
Life and just thinking about it,
Oh my god
No. (Same)
I understand that people have different ways of..-
Dealing with stress,
but surely..
playing it off as something that it's not..
and what do I know?
It uh- it just looks- doesn't ne- It doesn't-- Look nice..
Okay?
Just listen to her She says it like it's a funniest thing in the world.
AND I HAVe BREAsT CANCER.
YAAA
*Snickers*
AAAAAAAHAHAHAH
Okay.
so when either one of these Eastern European..
That looks disgusting!
As a Polish
Ew!
Just ew!
Who would wanna dance in that?
Not me D:(
What's the point of this?
To make me feel disgusted?
Oh
*Le gasp*
Oh x2
Oh x3
What a fine editing work there with the music well done that was hilarious
What in the world I think it's real like the guy is just probably just really cold
Maybe on drugs as well, but my god. He looks insane if I did is filming a random party and incomes Golem out of nowhere
No
Not funny this short one is stupid
It's like you don't expect to see that. I don't know
Why am I sit I still want to see this is what I guess I?
Don't know why that was so funny to me he just looks so free
Look at that what is wrong with him goddamn boy
Wait this guy is Swedish, I think it's an author or something like that
Swedish
It's a weird that I understand some of these like oh yeah, it's like oh yeah
Understand when I say I think you know what I said there I
Got trolled I got to see guys make up instead of girls oh
Shit guys making out. It's disgusting cuz I am NOT a homosexual cuz it's not Christian. That's why
No other reason monetize my Christian videos. Thank you
15 minutes I use the computer before it's the store when I came back my history was gone
The cache was cleared and the cookies had been reset. Oh wow, that's that's crazy I
Think sometimes the computer runs in an automatic software update so maybe that just of course the automatic update
And you click OK and then it gets installed so
Those things whenever interrupted from the power source it has to reboot and it just totally wipes out the history
Beyond this babe, it's porn
Right
What a brilliant sketch that was hilarious, I don't watch any horse stuff just for the record
Let me see your face
Oh
Yeah, uh-huh
Ah
What a turn, I like that one a lot well
That was it for another you laugh, you lose. Did you laugh, or did you lose?
It'll be honest leave a comment down below and let me know. I really like this one
There's probably one of the better ones how about that? How about that?
Hopefully this video didn't get copyrighted claimed
age-restricted
demonetised and I can keep making them leave a like if you enjoyed watching really appreciate it and
Feel free to leave suggestions on your life your a lot in the reddit so that more of you can do my work
for me
Eventually you will all just merge into one entity that will somehow take over until then this is a pretty sound plan
Appreciate you guys. Love you guys so much as always
you're the heart is stronger than the
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