all right let's do this but I'm telling you it is like hard to
have a good day in this world that we live in isn't it I mean every day it
doesn't end you know if it's not something horrific violent act it's some
kind of new sexual allegations and now yesterday with Charlie Sheen we've got
the underage rape allegations you just like oh come on just give me a minute
yeah so with that in mind and I don't take that lightly actually either a
couple of you have asked me hey what do you think about everything that's going
on right now like what is going on in this world and I do want to weigh in on
that it's gonna be a separate video though because I feel like there's just
so much negativity right now particularly especially this week is
just Twitter took a big news dump on all of us and it's just been one shitty
thing after the other that'll bum you out so I figured it's
the end of the week it's Friday we haven't done this in a while it is my
job to try to bring some kinda brightness into this gloomy fucking
world that we live in so that is what I'm attempting to do today so I think it
is time to oh my god say it Jason do a food Friday pretending we live in a good
place there's nothing like some good old-fashioned illusion really and it's a
good place again and I play with my friends
all right cookie candy monster here we go
Ajo Ajo this is appropriate since we're discussing us how young was the youngest
guy you've dated well you gotta ask the question a little more specifically you
mean like now ten years ago like if I said an eight year old and I was nine
well now it's not that bad oops twinning I think I don't you mean no this was
recently I don't know I I think we'll do like the last year I think nineteen that
was the very very youngest nineteen he was Russian he was from Russia come to
think of it between Trump's love affair with Putin and all that shit he sells us
to maybe I should've hung on to that kid oh I should call him does it no English
though that's gonna be difficult all right moving on that was the one
remember that was the one that I was in the grocery store and I used to fuck
it's still learning English so I used to fight you know I like to fuck with words
and just as I mispronounce things I think it's hilarious right so well we're
in the grocery store one day when the furnace section is like he goes do you
want a banana and I went oh I love but unless he goes what no no is that what
you say it looks like yeah and over there that's a pineapple yeah and that's
a meal on oh boy all right here we go moving on
David Z and David said David Zn now David's and thirteen David said thirteen
said four hey four FFF how do you deal with a guy who sends you mixed messages
well you tell them I would like these to be sent to me in order tryna figure out
which sister with this one over here and therefore this one and I think you
finish this one is this a newspaper I know what you mean mixed messages I
would absolutely ask the person straight out what the what the fuck do you mean I
have no problem just ask especially in text message there's like oh there's
very little rejection how hurt can you be from some things some you read that's
not very powerful that in your face like right here's what I mean no I would just
ask the bastard straight out god I'm
confused yay or nay Bufferin alright Eric wants to know four
FFF what were some of the other names you picked out for me keypads had he not
been named that all mister poems about you you would lit deliver me Gordon I
would turn the camera and show you how adorable he looks but then that means I
got it then you know make sure after that it's framed right in the light it's
a hole to do you would think right oh just flip that one flip that way well
it's not anything and then in editing oh it's like a punch in the asshole you
just don't but one that you're not prepared for
so it's hurts great some of the other names that were um man I feel like I am
in rare form today this is not if you're just tuning in if you really like me
this is probably you'll probably enjoy this video just kind of hang out and
chat with me but if you just if you're just getting a taste this is not an hors
d'oeuvre video I can tell this is you better be hungry because you're gonna
remember a little bit maybe a little too much actually um I didn't really have
that many names picked out for him I was just firing names he was the one that
actually picked his name when I yelled me so sorry so sorry that was way over
the top and not necessary there's no emergency me there's no emergency you
don't need to be meek Tracy it's the story with you guys we got all these
things everything that you can do with the word meet like mica bond crane Mick
at night macaroni and cheese Oh crazy but it's fun so we do it it's a dark
world find fun where you can uh yeah he picked his own name I said it and he
came running around the corner like his little furry ass was on fire he just I
don't know he liked that name so I was like you that's clearly your name
Blake stipple it's Dibble it's Dibble hmmm that might be wrong any tips on how
not cease how do I do you know I'm glad Twitter raised it to 280 characters now
I'm worried I won't be able to read someone's text properly they're just
gotta save that try it again when I'm sharper no not to feel how did not I
know I'm just done maybe you know what I must be dehydrated well yeah that's it
yo ker fucking student any tips on how to not feel guilty after a hookup well I
think first of all you need to identify the feelings as to what is actually
making you feel guilty you're not guilty that you had an orgasm you're not guilty
that you engaged in sex that's a healthy part of human life there has to be
something and I'm not sure what that's something in you is that could be
different from person to person but I think if you're having a sense of shame
or guilt after you do something sexually with somebody you have to explore maybe
what you were trying to avoid maybe by having that interaction I personally
don't know why you would feel guilty I think it's just it's two animals who get
together they rub each other it feels good they do it until something
happens that really feels good and then they go okay thanks back to guilt no
guilty go on with your day no pep in your step
yeah that's nice I don't know but may they explore that I'm interested and
sent me some follow-up shit if you figure it out maybe I should be feeling
guilty maybe I'd be not feeling guilty and I should be hey I'm down for some
guilt mom takes breaks every so often it doesn't have time to guilt me so you you
can you can help her out oh good throw me under the bus
bring me into a hooked up conversation sicko and then lastly anonymous said oh
this is a fun one I always like this how do you guys just know why I have a
goddamn stupid answer for this right what's the most inappropriate thing
you've said after sex all right I've got this
that happened recently - and I wanted to share this with you I'm so glad you
asked with us so I had sex with my bank teller recently yeah I did I had sex
with a bank teller and I couldn't help but after we were done I had to say I do
I was like you want a receipt for your deposit well if you'll excuse me I have
to go make a personal withdrawal that's vulgar you know Norden airily I
would not have had sex with someone that familiar but we seem to have a high
interest rate Oh 401k one last in there alright guys that is all for today I
hope you enjoyed this week's food fan Friday like I said earlier in the top of
this video because now we're in the bottom of the video why you know you
don't have to Jesus with the tops and bottoms I'm show you mature
I can't even say maybe that's just a gay thing I can't even say top her bottom
and not giggle a little bit fucking jar of pickles you went on the screw the top
why is the bottom being a bitch what's wrong with maze furniture this
see this is why I only date guys who are like in their early fuckin twenties the
they're mentally I'm still there I should have been the younger brother
alright that is it I hope you enjoyed this week's movie Friday I already said
that I think I will be making a statement about all the bullshit that's
going on it'll be a lot more serious than today but today I just felt like
fuck it off with you guys so thanks for letting me do that I love you guys
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