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-Congratulations. I know you had your premiere last night,

which went great.

This was a character you played in some Pepsi ads.

-Yeah.

-You actually wrote and directed a couple of them.

They were really popular online.

But when they came to you and said, "Hey, that guy you played

in the Pepsi ads, we want to make a full movie about him,"

what was your first reaction?

-I couldn't believe it. -Yeah.

-I really couldn't.

You know, it started as an idea of a movie

in Santa Barbara about three years ago.

They approached me.

I was like, "I don't know if I'll ever have the time

to really act in a movie."

And then I thought coming on set,

I was just gonna kind of feel my way through it.

I completely tanked my first day on-camera.

I was really, really terrible.

For a week and a half solid, I was --

But the opportunity itself -- I enjoyed it.

Got to be around a great production crew,

great cast, great director.

-I'm not just saying this,

because the movie is really funny, but the movie has

a really nice emotional arc, and you're very good in this film.

It's really fun to watch.

You also have to, of course, play basketball

in all that makeup.

I would imagine that's three or four hours of makeup

to get into that?

-Yeah, 3 1/2 hours solid.

-And then you're playing basketball in Atlanta.

-105 degrees.

-So, how was that? -Intense.

I mean, it was, like, really intense.

But, in the back of my mind, I was like,

"In order for this to look great, just commit to it, man.

Just commit to it, sacrifice, whatever the time may be,

set calls, you know, shooting for 18 hours,

something like that."

I think my appreciation for actors, in general, just --

it grew, especially after filming that.

-Did you -- During this past season, after you filmed it,

were there nights where, even if it was, like,

a back-to-back and you played the night before

where you were thinking, "This is still not as hard as

wearing old man makeup and playing in 105-degree heat?"

-You're absolutely right. -Yeah.

Now, all of a sudden, the NBA seems easy.

-Oh, man, when I left that set, though, I was so elated.

-Yeah. -So elated.

-Well, yeah.

The secret is -- movies are super-fun to watch.

They're super-awful to make.

-Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I agree.

-There's a lot of guys who, obviously, were playing

when you were growing up --

Shaq, Chris Webber, Reggie Miller.

What was it like -- I mean, obviously, you've met

those guys, I'd imagine, over the course of your career.

What was it like hanging out with them

for the course of a whole set?

-It was really fun.

Shaq has an incredible energy about him.

He comes on set. He's, you know, the loudest.

He's obviously the tallest and the biggest on set.

And then, you know, Reggie, seeing him get outside

of his personality a little bit.

"C-Webb" making fun of himself.

But he did an unbelievable job, and as well as Nate and Lisa.

I just tried to pick their brains about, you know,

what was life back in their day,

you know, for playing professionally?

And, you know, they've laid down a foundation.

So I wanted to pay homage to them and, you know,

really show them that I appreciate

what they've done for me.

-Obviously, you guys play ball in the movie.

Did you ever get competitive when you were out on the court?

-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.

So those guys are still very competitive.

-Yeah. That's all they can be, though, is competitive.

-Right.

-Like, I just got to --

I got to let them know every single time.

-Was there any one of them

that was the most competitive of the group

or were they all of them?

-It was me. -Yeah.

-It was me.

I had something to prove to them, like Shaq.

"You're lucky I didn't play when you played."

Yeah, I was like -- Yeah, just talking

a whole bunch of crap to them.

It was fun.

-So, this is about, basically, a tournament in New York

called the -- Is it the Rucker Classic?

-Yeah, at Rucker Park.

-And your dad actually played in it.

-Yeah. -And was an MVP of it.

And your dad played at B.U.

So he must have thought it was fantastic

that you were making a movie about something

he actually played in.

-Yeah, for sure, for sure.

-And you played when you were --

What age were you when you played in it?

-The first time I was going to play in it,

but it rained that day, it was --

I think I was 17 years old.

And we ended up playing in another gym.

And then I went to the park again

when I think I was like 22.

-Gotcha.

-Yeah, went out there and just kind of

started ballin' a little bit.

-And was it as exciting as it comes across in the film,

the actual being there?

-Yeah, no, you become enriched with the culture.

It's literally just a man on the mic,

and he's hyping up everything that's going on out there --

you know, embarrassing plays, you know, really good plays.

And I think that really just gave me

my toughness in the league to kind of just be

an entertainer, as well as a pure basketball player,

so you find that balance.

-In high school, you also did do theater stuff, though.

Is that correct? -Yeah.

-So you did not come into this cold.

-I was awful, though. -Oh, really?

-Yeah. I was awful. -Even in high school?

-Yeah, no, I was awful, man.

-Did other people tell you you were awful

or is this self-judgement?

-Self-judgement. -Okay, gotcha.

-No, I literally joined the "High School Musical"

when I was a senior in high school,

wanting to get a day off of Monday.

I wanted a three-day weekend, so if you acted in it --

You know, everyone remembers how school used to be like that.

For the play, play members get a day off on Monday.

It's like, "What?" So I did that.

But then, most importantly, to be able to compose myself

in situations like this.

I wanted to be better at public speaking,

so I did that just to overcome a fear.

-What was the high-school musical

that you guys did?

-I think it was the first one.

-Oh, you did "High School Musical."

-Yeah, we did "High School Musical," the play.

Yeah. I was like... [ Both laugh ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-That would've been like if "Uncle Drew"

was called "Basketball Movie."

I'm like, "What's the name of your basketball movie?"

You're like, "'Basketball Movie.'"

-Oh, oh.

-So, you were in the first "High School Musical."

And then is it true that

you are a huge fan of the musical "Rent"?

-Oh, yeah. I love "Rent." I love "Rent."

-But you've never seen it live. -No, no.

-Just the movie. -Just the movie.

-How many times would you say you've seen "Rent"?

-Over 20. -Over 20.

-Over 20. -Gotcha.

And is it something you put on when you're feeling

a certain way or is it just like, some days,

you're like, "I'm gonna go get some 'Rent'"?

-No, man.

Well, I got to tell you about the conversation

that I have with, you know, telling my friends

like, "Yo, 'Rent' is my favorite movie."

Then it's just like, "You guys don't want

to watch 'Rent' with me.

I get it. I get it."

But, you know, I think the appreciation just of

song and, you know, how it was produced

and the issues that they were pressing on.

It was at a time -- I was 15 years old,

just randomly scrolling through Showtime or HBO, one of those,

and then kind of just stumbled upon it.

-Well, there you go.

-Yeah. It's, like, my favorite one.

-There you go.

And I am a Celtics fan, so I have to ask, obviously.

-Appreciate that. -Of course. Thank you. Thanks.

-Yeah, I appreciate that.

-How are you feeling, health-wise?

Do you think you're gonna be ready, everything,

when we start it up again?

-For sure. I can't wait.

-Feeling optimistic about the season?

-More than optimistic. I can't wait.

-Yeah, I would say I'm with you on that.

-Yeah, once July hits, it's like, "This is great."

The movie premiere, going to junkets, and stuff like that.

But once July hits, it's pretty narrow,

in terms of what the focus is.

-All right, well, hey, man, thanks so much for being here.

Congrats on this film. It was really fun to watch.

Thank you so much. Kyrie Irving, everybody!

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Introverts face so many challenges when they eventually do socialization.

Sometimes they win the challenge when they actually do not have to be involved with people.

However, sometimes they lose because they are obligated to talk to other people.

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If your friend cancels the plan to go out, you will be so happy.

It is the first small victory that you can experience.

After all, everything comfortable is available at home already.

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Whether extroverts realize it or not, standing with people in tight place with their eyes

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At least, for introvert.

Empty elevator is absolutely perfect.

#3 - You meet the host.

In a party, more often than not, you will not know everybody else except the host.

When you reach the party and meet the host, it is absolutely a fulfilled expectation.

#4 - Empty bathroom.

Another nice place to recharge yourself is absolutely the bathroom.

When you find empty bathroom, it is absolutely perfect place to stay away from the crowd.

#5 - Canceled plan.

You know you are going to some place away from home with a bunch of friends.

That can be super exhausting activity until you smell a victory after getting a text message

that the plan is canceled.

#6 - You are always with the guy you know.

Party can be a creepy place.

Victory is achieved if your friend wants to stick with you throughout the course.

#7 - Have a reason not to call.

Phone call can be super thrilling experience for introvert.

If it is redirected to voice mail, we are relieved.

#8 - Radio on taxi.

You do not have to talk with the driver.

Super awesome for introverts who need a space after tedious work.

#9 - Online delivery order.

You want your favorite foods, but you have to go there to buy it yourself.

Wait!

The new menu is now available for online delivery order.

It is absolutely the best feeling for introverts.

#10 - Someone let you speak.

In a group work or discussion, sometimes your ideas cannot get across the others because

the extroverts take the turn all the time.

Once you are given the chance to speak, you will blow their minds.

That's the real taste of victory.

#11 - Someone who talks too much.

Introverts love listening to other people's story.

If someone wants to say something, they are more than happy to listen it.

Well, those are some benefits of being an introvert, reserved, quiet and less social

people in modern age.

So, Really cool information isn't it?

I hope you enjoy this short video, if you have something on your mind, please share

your thoughts and experiences in the comments below!

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Tim Robinson Talks About Detroiters - Duration: 2:42.

-How are you, my friend? -I'm great.

How are you, dude? -Good.

I'm so happy "Detroiters" is back for another season.

But this is a show -- I think when people think about Detroit,

they don't think about

as sort of fun and light as this show is.

And then, were you guys trying to tell a story about Detroit

that you feel like hadn't been told?

-Well, it was -- We were just kinda doing what --

We wanted to show the commercials

that we have in Detroit, which are pretty goofy.

So, we parodied almost --

almost to exactly the commercials we saw growing up.

-So, these were local ads in Detroit.

Were there ones that you got to this year

that you hadn't gotten to in season one?

-Almost every one this year is, like,

a direct parody of something we grew up watching.

So when people watch them, like, "Whoa, that's insane."

They're pretty real.

[ Laughter ] -Really?

'Cause there's a cra-- there's an insane

suit commercial in the second episode.

That is an accurate -- -That is almost shot for shot.

[ Laughter ]

And Sam, who does it, fits in perfectly with it

where he's just like -- every look is like...

-You guys play -- You are sort of idiot ad executives.

Oh, no. Do you not think so?

[ Laughter ]

-I'm playing a smarter version of myself.

-Oh, no. [ Laughter ]

-I have to give all the scripts to a scientist

who punches 'em up.

-Oh, no! [ Laughter ]

An advertising scientist?

-He just said he's a scientist! -Okay.

Wait. So, is this a real thing?

Is "April in the D" a real thing?

-"April in the D" is a real thing.

-Okay. What is "April in the D"?

-It was when Fox Sports Detroit --

when the Pistons, the Red Wings, and the Tigers

were all playing at the same time,

they had this competition where you could, like,

you could submit a song.

Your band could submit a song

that would become the theme song for "April in the D."

So, everybody around metro Detroit would --

Not everybody, but a lot of people would submit videos.

And you can still go online and do a deep dive and find them.

And my brother has one on there, but I'm not gonna say the link.

-Oh, really? -Unh-unh.

-'Cause he would be upset? -It's too good, I think.

I don't want him to -- [ Laughter ]

-Oh, you feel like, if we showed it,

this segment would become about him.

-Yeah. I think he would --

-He'd get a record contract?

-Yeah, and then, he'd turn into a jerk.

[ Laughter ]

-So, what were the parameters?

Just all you had to do is, you had to write a song.

The title had to "April in the D."

-It had to say "April in the D" in it,

and I think it had to mention all the sports teams.

-Gotcha. And, so, would you --

Now, do you ever, like, just as pastime,

go back and look at that and enjoy it?

-No. -Okay.

[ Laughter ] Good. I think it's better --

-No, I do. I absolutely do.

Yeah, we go back -- We actually --

-Well, you got to move on from the past.

You got to leave that there. -Yeah, right.

Thank you. Thank you, Seth.

[ Laughter ]

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Magical N.E.W.T.s Readathon TBR '18 [CC] - Duration: 8:04.

Hey! What's up, you guys? It's Connor, and today I'm going to be giving you my TBR

for the N.E.W.T./Magical Readathon part two. If you guys don't know, G. from

bookroast held a readathon called the Magical Readathon back in April, and I

unofficially participated. I never really did a TBR for it because I was kind of

studying for finals at the same time and I didn't know if I was gonna be able to

full-on participate. But then I ended up completing seven of the O.W.L.s. Anyway,

she's holding the second part, the N.E.W.T.s in August, but I start school in August,

and it's just gonna be too crazy and hectic. So I'm gonna do it a month early,

and I'm gonna do it in July. She recently posted a video that was going over all

of the different challenges for the different N.E.W.T.s, and it's a lot more

intense and strict than the O.W.L.s were. So I'll leave her video down below, and

you can check out the rules, and everything like that, and the dates, and

just everything. But I'm gonna be doing the readathon a little bit early

because it just works with my schedule a little bit better, and I want to

participatee. So basically you sat your O.W.L.s, and you can take N.E.W.T.s now in the

subjects that you passed your O.W.L.s for. So I passed seven subjects.

I passed Ancient Runes, Charms, Muggle Studies, Herbology, Care of Magical

Creatures, History of Magic, and Astronomy. So then those are the seven that I can

pick from to focus in on for N.E.W.T.s. Each N.E.W.T. has three different pass levels for

it, and there [are] three different challenges. So you have to pass two N.E.W.T.s,

and you have to get an Outstanding in one of them to, like, win the readathon:

a minimum of four books. You can't double up on anything, and you can't read the

outstanding book and count that as outstanding. You have to read the one for

Acceptable, one for Extraordinary, and one for Outstanding. [text: Exceeded Expectations**] I don't remember the

different names, but you know what I mean. Because I'm a Classical Studies major which is

ancient history, I am definitely going to continue my Ancient Runes track.

For Acceptable for the Ancient Runes N.E.W.T. is read a book set in the past. I

chose Legacy of Kings by Eleanor Herman. This is a fantasy version of Alexander

the Great or Alexander of Macedon. I've had this book for a really long time, and

I just haven't read it. I know that I'm gonna enjoy it because I'm

a Classical Studies major and that's basically what I majored in.

I know a couple of people that really enjoyed this book, and I don't know why

I've just been pushing it off. These may end up changing, but these are the

tentative plans. The second level is read a book that is "ancient" on your shelf: so

one that you've had for a really long time and you haven't read it. For that

one I chose Mossflower by Bryan Jacques. I don't know. This is a

prequel to the Redwall series. I have this one and Redwall, and I never

read either one as a kid. I don't know why, so I want to read this one because

I've heard actually a lot of people talking about this recently. It basically

follows different woodland creatures, and each book can kind of be read on its own.

So I'm going to start off with the prequel, and follow,

I guess, these mice/rats, and see what they're up to. And the Outstanding level

for Ancient Runes is to read a translated book, and for that one I'm

gonna pick Us Against You by Fredrik Backman.

Fredrik Backman is one of my favorite author. I was sent this book by the

publisher to read it. I figured why not double up and use it as my translated

work. This book was originally written in Swedish, and then it was translated into

English. I don't know who did the translation for this one. This one was

translated by Neil Smith, so we'll see how he did. If you guys don't know what

this book is about, link in the card symbol to my review of the first book.

The book that came before this one is my favorite book ever, so check it out. After

that, I picked two different options. I don't know which one I'm gonna be more

interested in once I start reading the books for my version of the readathon.

I'm either gonna continue with my Charms or I'm gonna continue with my Care [of]

Magical Creatures. If I continue with Care [of] Magical Creatures, the first

prompt is to read a book with an animal on the cover.

I chose Time Jumpers by Brandon Mull. This is the fifth book in the Five

Kingdoms series which is the final book in the series. I've read the first four. I

want to finish up this series. If you can see it, it has a Cobra right there. So that's

an animal. If you guys don't know, the Five Kingdoms series follows this boy

named Cole, and after he witnesses his friends and a bunch of other kids get

kidnapped and taken through a portal, he follows them through a portal in order

to rescue them and bring them back to Earth. And it's just his crazy adventures

in this place called the Five Kingdoms. Each kingdom has a different magic

system, and it's just a ton of fun. I've been really enjoying them. The fourth

book is my favorite in the series so far because it was fantastic,

so hopefully this one is even better. The second level for Care of Magical

Creatures is to read a book under 160 pages. I'm assuming this is because

Hagrid isn't the most - how do you describe it? - like, well-read person. Anyway,

I picked Black Dog by Neil Gaiman. This book is only, like, 80 pages or something

like that, so it definitely fits. It also has an animal on the cover, so doubling

up on that one, and Neil Gaiman is one of my favorite authors. I haven't read

this one yet, so perfect! I do not know what this is about.

Lastly, the Outstanding level for Care of Magical Creatures is to read a book

that has a dragon on the cover or has dragons involved in it. I chose Dragon

Rider by Cornelia Funke. I have had this book for so long. This could have

qualified as my "ancient" book on my shelves because I've had this since I

was a child and I've never read it. I've wanted to pick it up for a really long

time, and I don't know why [that] I've just been pushing it off and pushing it off and

pushing it off. So the N.E.W.T. Magical Readathon is the perfect time. My other

option for reading a book in additionally to Ancient Runes is to

continue Charms. The first challenge for that is to read a book that has magic in

it. For that one, I chose The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the

Rebels There. This is the second book in the Fairyland series by Catherynne M.

Valente. I've read the first book. I did a book review for it, so I'll leave that up

in the card symbol if you want to check it out. I really enjoyed the first book.

It was a little hard for me to get into, but once I got into it, it was fantastic.

I really loved the ending of that book, so I want to continue and find out what

happens to her next. This one also has dragons in it. Like, the cover of the

first book has a dragon on it, so I think that works as well. The second level for

Charms is to read a, like, cover-buy book: a book that charmed you that you would

have bought without knowing anything about because the cover is so pretty. I

chose The Last Guardian by Michael R. Miller. This is the third book in the

Dragon's Blade trilogy. I think that all of the covers are absolutely gorgeous.

I just am very attracted to them. I think that I would have picked this up

regardless of being sent it for review. This one follows this dragon named Darnuir

who at the beginning of the book is injured, and to save his life he gets

turned back into a baby and is raised by humans. When he comes of age, he becomes

the king of the dragons, and he has to lead the dragons in this

war against these demons. I've really been enjoying this series. The second

book ended extremely crazily, and it has a lot of world implications. So I'm

wondering what will happen in this third and final book. Also it has dragons in it.

And the last Outstanding level for the Charms N.E.W.T. is to read a book that you

think will leave a mark. Like, the Harry Potter scar. For this one I chose

actually a manga series. I'm gonna try to read A Silent Voice by... who is this even by?

by Yoshitoki Oima? That might be it. I don't know. This one follows the story of

this girl who was bullied at some point in their childhood by this guy. And now

it's been a couple of years or something like that, and the guy is trying to make

amends for bullying her. I've heard that it definitely leaves a mark and is

pretty powerful, so we'll see. I still haven't unwrapped it from the box, so

thank you to my brother for giving me this. So those are my potential reads for

the N.E.W.T. Magical Readathon that is happening in August, but I'm doing it in

July. If you guys are gonna participate in the readathon in August, let me know

what you guys are thinking about reading. If you're gonna join me in July because

school starts in August and it's gonna be crazy, let me know that as well

because I would love to have some company because I'm doing this by myself.

Let me know any of your comments on any of the books that I chose for this

readathon. Anything else you want me to know, leave it down below, and I

will talk to you guys next time. Bye!

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Tim Robinson Shares His Daughter's Advice for Kids Who Are Running Late to School - Duration: 5:39.

-I want to talk about your kids because they're very adorable.

8 and 9?

-8 and 7. -8 and 7.

This is a picture they took.

You had a billboard in L.A.

-Yeah, yeah. -Big deal.

Kids, I would assume, would be psyched.

-Yeah, yeah.

-It seems like one kid is more psyched than the other.

-Yeah.

-There's a photo of them right there.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-I mean, look at that. Just so mad at me.

And then -- And then, he's just like, "What up?"

[ Laughter ]

"What up, man?"

-Your daughter is very funny. -Yeah.

-I enjoy -- you have --

she's sort of a star of your Instagram account,

no offense. -Yeah.

-I mean, you're great, too. -No worries, no worries. Yeah.

-But she's kind of the scene-stealer.

-She's very funny.

-She -- She recently gave to you --

This is advice she wants to give to other kids

about what you do when you're late for school.

-I think it's just advice in general.

-Okay. -Yeah.

-If you're late. -Yeah.

She has a thing where if --

if you're running late for school, then, to speed up,

you just fart, and it'll push you a little bit.

[ Laughter ] -Yeah.

-It'll just -- See, all you have to do is go, and you fart --

Whoa! Whoa! -Yeah.

-It gives you a little boost. [ Laughter ]

And she also says, if you're -- if you're running backwards,

just go ahead and burp. -Okay.

[ Light laughter ] That's helpful,

but I have so many follow-up questions

about why you would be running backwards.

[ Light laughter ] -I think she's --

if you're someone who runs backwards, you're gonna be like,

"Well, that doesn't work for me. It's gonna slow me down."

-Gotcha. Or, maybe, do you think that's maybe the case

where you fart too much and you start going too fast?

[ Light laughter ] So you have to --

-Yeah. -So you turn around.

-Got to slow yourself down a little bit.

-Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.

-You could also burp as a brake.

-Yeah, you could burp as a brake.

It's like those --

on the airplane when those wings go wssssshh!

[ Laughter ] It's like those.

You ever see -- -Yeah.

-[ Imitates farting, burping ]

And they'll just -- khhhhht! -- slow you way down.

-You -- We have a friend in common --

many friends in common from our time together at "SNL,"

but a favorite of both of ours,

Mike O'Brien. -Mm-hmm.

-A great writer at "SNL." -Yep.

-And you are still close with him.

-Yep. -You see him in L.A.

You had him over -- Was this Easter that you had him over?

-It was Easter, yeah. -Okay. So, you have kids.

Obviously, Easter is built around having kids

and looking for eggs.

And what did Mike want to do?

-Well, it's built around Jesus, but...

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughs ]

Yeah, just Google -- Yeah, Google it.

-Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Yeah, Easter.

[ Laughter ]

-Was it -- Wasn't it baby Jesus, still?

-What? That's Christmas. -Okay, gotcha.

[ Laughter and applause ]

So what -- -Dude!

-Which one's turkey?

[ Laughter ]

-That's Jesus' lunch.

[ Laughter ]

-So, O'Brien comes over. -Yeah.

-And what did he want to do at your...

-So, he came over, and he said, "I have to run later.

I'm doing a stand-up set."

And I was like, "Oh, that's awesome."

I was, like -- We were both like --

He's like -- I think, maybe, he was like,

"Can I -- Do you mind if I try my set out on your kids?"

[ Light laughter ]

And I was like, "Sure, sure, yeah."

And so, we gathered all the kids.

My friend Brendan and his kids were there, too.

And we -- we gathered them in the yard,

and -- and Mike did his set for them.

-Now, what did you tell the kids before they sat down?

Did you say, like, "An adult man is going to tell jokes"?

[ Laughter ]

-I had to say because -- because they try and get --

I had to be like, "Don't heckle. Let him do it.

And only laugh if you think it's funny."

-Okay. -"Don't --

You don't give him courtesy laughs.

Make him earn it." -Uh-huh.

-And they were live. They were very good.

-And I will say, they were very well-dressed for a comedy show,

because it was Easter. -Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Let's take a look at Mike doing stand-up to children on Easter.

-How you guys doing? You guys having fun on Easter?

-No. -No.

-Oh, man.

I was watching rap battles on -- on YouTube today.

And my favorite part is, like,

when they're trying to figure out what they're gonna say.

They're kind of stalling,

acting like they're getting into the beat.

They're like, "Unh, unh. What? Yeah."

I've started doing that in my real life.

If my boss was like,

"Why are you -- Why are you late?"

I'm like, "Unh, unh. What? Yeah."

Ha ha! Here we go.

-[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter and applause ]

-I feel like there's a lot of --

I mean, you just realize the shortcomings

of working out your act for children.

-Yeah, yeah. He completely ate [bleep] out there.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

Well, even just like, you know, when you --

when the punch line is like, "I wish I could tell my boss."

I don't even know if that's a concept kids understand yet.

-Yeah, I guess he should've changed it to teacher?

[ Light laughter ] -Yeah, maybe.

I mean, the worst is, I feel like,

your daughter could have gotten out

and crushed with the farting thing.

-I mean, yeah. -Yeah.

I don't think they were a bad crowd --

I just think he had the wrong act for them.

-I think you're right. Yeah.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Like, you know, you know, I think, like,

let's not beat him up for it.

I just think -- -I'm not mad at him.

-No, I just feel like you're giving off this whole vibe

like he ruined Easter,

which you made it clear is about Jesus,

and I feel like that's unfair. [ Laughter and applause ]

You really -- And by the way, I can never --

-You say it's about kids dressing nice and eggs.

-Look. [ Laughter ]

Look, I -- We -- Look, we all know where you stand

on what Easter's about now. [ Laughter ]

-Yeah. I love Jesus, man!

-[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh, no. -Yeah.

-I've tricked them. -Well, guess what --

I think there's some eggs in the house!

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Who here likes to dress nice?

[ Laughter and applause ]

-You got a pastel shirt?!

[ Laughter ]

Well, look, we could be here all day

trying to get this audience to agree on Easter.

[ Laughter ]

Buddy, congratulations on the second season.

It's always so great to have you here.

-Thank you. -Thank you so much.

[ Cheers and applause ] Tim Robinson, everybody!

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