(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
I prepared some healthy tea for you, teacher.
Thanks.
I added some Siber-seal.
What? Siber-seal?
I mixed Siberian ginseng and Solomon's seal!
You startled me.
- It's good for you. / - Alright.
Teacher, I baked bread at home
and it was delicious.
I made bread with cinnamon and raisins.
- It was delicious. / - Really?
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Cinnamon, raisins, bread...
Cinnamon, raisins, bread!
Ci-rai-bread.
Ci-rai-bread.
Teacher, ci-rai-bread.
Everyone!
Ci-rai-bread!
How exciting.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
My skin has gotten worse.
So I only want to eat things that are good for the skin.
I eat avocado,
grapes and collagen.
So I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Avocado, grapes, collagen...
Avocado, grapes, collagen!
A-gra-gen!
A-gra-gen!
For your skin... A-gra-gen!
Everyone!
A-gra-gen!
Shoryuken, tatsumaki senpukyaku...
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin!
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello. I run the mart nearby. I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who made this?
What's wrong with shrimp chips?
I keep eating them!
I bought these to feed the seagulls at first.
Eat.
Eat.
I ate it!
One at a time isn't enough.
I'll eat a handful at a time.
What is it?
It's really good?
It scraped the roof of my mouth, but it's still delicious!
I'll just eat one more bag and stop.
Just one more bag.
This is the one bag!
I ate so much that I'm sick of it now!
But they have spicy flavor!
He keeps eating it.
♪ My hands keep going for shrimp chips ♪
My hand moved!
Who made this?
Go sit down.
I'll be back next time.
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Who's going to be responsible for this?
Compensate! Compensate!
Compensate me for my life!
Excuse me... Who are you?
Hello.
I want compensation from our nation,
I'm Jeong Jinha.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Were you wronged in some way?
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes?
- Hear me out. / - Okay.
A wild boar ruined the fields
in the entire neighborhood.
Only my potato field is left.
Oh, no.
But the wild boar was caught by the fire department.
Who's going to take responsibility?
Isn't that a good thing?
I set 800 traps thinking that
the boar would come to my potato field.
Who's going to take responsibility?
At least they'd keep the other animals out.
I can't even get in!
The people all make fun of me!
"That's not a field, that's a trap field."
I own a potato field,
but I buy my potatoes from the super markets now!
Who's going to take responsibility?
At least they got rid of the boar.
What are you talking about?
My emergency stash is buried in that field too.
If I go and try to find it,
the traps go off.
I'm so scared that I can't do a thing.
The nation should compensate me for my stash!
Or release the boar!
Alright, you can go now.
I'll just sit here for a bit.
Why?
They'll come get me if I leave now.
Go sit over there.
- Good job. / - Sit over there.
Who wants to talk next?
Teacher!
♪ Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
♪ I'm Yamsaeng, Yamsaeng ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
Geez, you're so noisy. Would you be quiet?
Zip.
Why did you come out?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
Someone was late to school yesterday.
What?
Who was it?
Me.
What?
You were late?
Why were you late?
I hurt my leg yesterday.
From doing what?
Yesterday...
Oh, you hurt yourself from taekwondo?
No, in a chicken fight.
- What are you doing? / - Teacher.
Are you playing games with me?
I'm not right in the head.
I'll do squatted jumps to get my head on straight.
Alright, do that and reflect.
Yes, teacher.
Let me get my head on straight...
1, 2, 3, 1. I'm done.
Hey, hey!
You only did one! Do five at least.
- Alright. / - Good.
I need to get my head on straight.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. All done.
Hey, hey!
Get back here.
Why you...
Do you want a beating?
Can you blow on it first?
What?
Quiet, you!
Zip!
Geez...
What's with you these days, Yamsaeng?
Your grades keep dropping. What's wrong?
Teacher...
I want to do well too,
but there are so many questions I don't know.
Like what?
For this math question...
I don't know the limiting value of this function.
Yamsaeng.
How can you not know? This is so easy!
I want to tell you the answer,
but I want to see you figure it out on your own.
As for me...
Rather than give you a fish,
I want to teach you how to catch fish.
- Teacher. / - Yes.
Just admit it if you don't know.
What does fish have to do with functions?
Go sit down, you brat!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, Yamsaeng. Good job.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to open a hardware store.
I'll totally have swag at the hardware store.
What will you do at the hardware store?
My hardware store will have everything.
First... Swag-saws.
And shower hose-swag.
And swag-hammers. Thump, thump, thump, thump.
Is that the sound of the hammer? Nope.
That's the sound of my heart.
What are you doing?
And I'm going to shoot
a commercial with this sickle.
What kind of commercial?
No, I won't show you.
I'm so shy, it's a sickle-ness.
What? People use grass cutters these days?
♪ A sickle is good enough too ♪
If you want to weed a grave, follow, follow me.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, these funnels will become my horns.
These ventilation pipes...
Will become my iron arms.
And lastly, this cutter...
Will become my trademark.
Don't I look like Robot Taekwon V?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance.
♪ Taekwon V, baby ♪
♪ Fantastic robot ♪
Alright, go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the items...
- You stick to your cell phone. / - Alright.
- There's this cell phone stand. / - Right.
- Many people use this. / - Right.
- There are cell phone straps. / - Sure.
And this shell that
wraps around your cell phone.
This phone wrap.
What?
Hold on. What is this?
A phone wrap.
Why is this called a phone wrap?
It wraps around your phone.
A phone wrap.
Do you want to be slapped?
You've never heard of this?
There's a different name for this.
Say it.
- No. / - Don't.
- You know the name. / - Don't.
- Don't say it. / - You know this.
- Don't speak English! / - Say it!
- No! / - Don't!
Case!
C-A-S-E! Case!
Crystal clear hard plastic case.
Shock absorbing anti-scratch premium case.
Case salt.
The group, Sechs-Case.
- What the... / - What is he doing?
People...
Am I better looking than Won Bin?
What are you talking about?
Case-nonsense.
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
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