hi to all and well found in this twentieth episode of bases for the
recipes, tricks and secrets I am a nuncio chef and today together with
you will go to find out how they are prepared the classic cookies that we will propose to
our guests offering you a cup of tea, the basic dough is called pasta
shortcrust whipped because it is the processing it takes place mainly using the
electric whips that oxygenate e they mount this dough thus making the
extremely crumbly biscuits the only one limit to filling and forms that
we can give these cookies and dictate only from our imagination let's go
see how they get ready
first we put the butter softened at room temperature in
a bowl and with a spoon we work the cream we add icing sugar
sifting it is with a planetary or with an electric whisk we incorporate the
icing sugar with butter not let's prolong ourselves too much, however, in this
operation because the butter could be heat. in another bowl we break
the eggs, it is without changing the whips we give a quick frame
let's go back to the sugar butter mixture is working it with the whips we add
little by little the egg we just have beaten check eventually with a
wooden spoon that everything is amalgamated well at this point after having
mixed flour and starch together sift flight and a little at a time
in the dough continuing to work and knead with whips as far as it goes
will reach the good consistency we can continue to knead
simply using the spoon of wood here after a few minutes
we have obtained the basis for ours biscuits lined the pan with the
Oven paper, to prevent the paper oven moves off we put here and
there on the pan of the pieces of dough they will do in order to make
adhere well to the paper making it remain stops while creating cookies
done this work we fill the sac à few with the biscuit mixture and
we are ready to get in touch with the recipe or the realization of the
biscuits we will begin to make the classics biscuits with candied cherry
they can not miss if we talk about biscuits to prepare them is very simple
we press on the saccaposhe then realizing this way a beautiful pyramid of dough that
we will dampen by pressing half of it candied cherry in this way then
let's make some biscuits in the shape of horseshoe also these are
classics and then we will see made and stuffed well will have their beauty
we also make simple cookies lengthened by pressing the saccàpoche a little
in the end to give this shape the little circles and the delicious detail
inevitable then we give the form meandering rossini biscuits giving them
precisely the form they take the name s shape also these are
very nice once stuffed some little heart is a bit of biscuits has
fantasy of course these are only gods
examples I'm sure with yours fantasy you will be able to realize some
more original and beautiful shapes
we heat the 180 degree fan oven in
meanwhile that oven warms up we put a saucepan with water on the fire there
it will be used to melt the chocolate dark. once the flux has melted
we do the same thing with the White chocolate
once the oven temperature has been reached, we inform i our biscuits for 10/15 minutes
checking them from time to time
just our cookies will be golden the moment has arrived evenly
to churn them out and leave them to cool for at least 5 minutes before
to prepare for the final phase of this recipe or the filling is the
decoration of our biscuits
in a serving tray we fix the cookies
classics with candied cherry one Once settled, let's all fall
them a nice snowfall of sugar a veil we now immerse the tips of the
biscuits in the shape of a horseshoe dark chocolate and before the
chocolate solidify let's give it one touch of magic with flakes of
fragrant coconut, we also immerse a ends of elongated cookies e
immediately after we dip into the grain of almonds
look wonderful
we will make the circles very much delicious by dipping them on one side with the
white chocolate and then immediately after with a delicious grain of pistachio wow
these are my favorites the same we will use it for our beautiful procedures
s therefore we dip a side in the white chocolate and immediately after in the
grain of pistachio we just have to store all the items neatly in the tray
your cookies to get so one riot of fanciful and inviting colors
to make everything as sweet as possible give a final dusting of powdered sugar
for this episode of bases for the
recipes and tricks and secrets really was all about the flow of these
greedy images chef nuncio thanks, greets you and sends you back to the
next episode. hello beautiful
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Why I love coming to Odessa, Ukraine in summer | Feat. Dany #gotaworldtosee | Vodka Vodcast 007 - Duration: 20:38.
I would say the biggest thing is just the energy of this city and besides of
it actually I just thought everything in other cities and countries would be
bigger better and nicer so this was not the case talking just about architecture
and things like that but I would say the biggest thing about Ukraine that I
appreciate at this point a lot is just the vibe of how the people are behaving
interacting and socializing is very much different.
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Welcome back everybody to the Tsar Experience video
podcast with me Conor Clyne and today I have a really special guest I'm really
excited about this one I am here with Danny from hash tag got a world to see
YouTube channel and we have you know an interesting history of kind of like
stalking each other a little bit on the Internet yeah basically I was actually
here in Odessa last year last summer and YouTube suggested a video for Danny
because he'd actually been traveling in Ukraine now the time I didn't know
anything about him kind of reached out to him on Instagram and you know we
chatted over the last year we exchange a lot of ideas and it turns out
that Danny was actually born here in Ukraine I think that's what makes his
story particularly interesting if you guys are interested in traveling
Eastern Europe because he was born here and then moved and grew up in Germany
and now he comes back to Ukraine quite regularly. He has family connections here of
course that live in Ukraine here in Odessa and Zaporozhe which
is in the center of Ukraine and has a big dam and all this kind of stuff and
Khortytsia island so that might be something that you want to check out if you go
there and today we're gonna talk about what it's like firstly I'm going to
introduce Dany and then we're gonna talk a
little bit about what it's like to come back and things that he really
appreciates having grown up in Germany when he comes here to Ukraine and this
is really like getting the local perspective because he was born and
has the family here but he also understands what it's like to grow up in
Western Europe so I think that's a very interesting perspective Dany welcome
all right thank you very much for having me so obviously right now I only said a
few words on this channel and you're gonna think like hey I hope there's not
too much of an accent in my English speaking and the way Conor introduced
me is like I know how it is to grow up in the western world but basically the
reality is that it's the only reality i really know so as he correctly said I
was born in Ukraine specifically in Zaporozhe and my
family emigrated to Germany when I was like six so basically all my life I grew
up in Germany been to Ukraine regular really yes but I've already been talking
to Conor but at this point he knows the city much better than I do he has
been to Ukraine probably a lot more than I have and just my backstory basic I'm
21 years old and for the most part I would say I grew up in Germany
I haven't been traveling much and at some point like three four years ago I
said to myself I want to see the world I want to experience something more and I
was actually sick and tired of going only to Ukraine on family vacations so
this was kind of like the point where I did my first few trips I really fell in
love with traveling and this is how I also started my youtube channel I would
say around the year ago as Conor mentioned he's seen some of my Ukraine
videos on those have actually been my very first few I think like from my big
trip that I did last year I've been gone over ten months those have been the
first two three travel videos and I was actually it was actually pretty
interesting that those were the videos that he actually started to notice and
yes since then everything has been going pretty crazy I've been traveling to 16
different countries and now coming back to Ukraine actually at this point I
start to see it with different eyes and I would say I appreciate it even more
and to me plays kind of like a different role as I said before I was a little bit
sick of it I was a little bit bored I thought Ukraine is just it's so it's
okay but it's nothing special so yeah we can get into that you can just ask me
any specific questions I think that's really interesting it's what a lot of
people experienced like even I experienced growing up
in Ireland it required me to actually leave the country and come back right
with a fresh perspective to really appreciate it
so having what you how is the last year of travelling affected how you view
Ukraine what do you now really appreciate having because Dany you
should go and check out his channel of course I'm gonna link it below in the
description and the show notes if you're listening to this on the podcast and
he's been travelling to a lot of countries he's ... the reason why his
English is so perfect he actually spent some time in America but American
horrible accident he has a better accent is a better english than me almost I
think at this stage and he travelled to Southeast Asia with his girlfriend
primary that was more mostly trip was and how has that affected how you now
view Ukraine because having lived in Germany you came back to see you know a
lot and it wasn't really you were like I go home to see the folks he weren't
super enthusiastic what has changed what has changed it and what you really
appreciate what are the highlights for you now coming back those are the main
reasons that they change it for me as I said have being an immigrant family in
Germany obviously the summer vacation was always going home so while all my
friends have been going to Spain Italy France for me it was always going back
to Ukraine I was happy about it was always a cool time it was kind of like
leaving the world of living in Germany and going to Ukraine but I was just
thinking it's kind of like in a lot of ways Ukraine is a little bit old-school
especially when it comes to things like infrastructure just sometimes the types
of cars that are riding around here is still a lot of things that kind of like
in Soviet times setting but I would say would really bit a change I would say
after my first bigger trip through Europe with a few of my friends we have
been to Paris Rome Dublin actually at my end oh that's good
I loved all of the cities I would say Paris not as much so no hate I like the
city but I would I would say I was surprised because of notice that Odessa
especially where we're sitting right now has on the one side a lot of
similarities just on the back there you have a lot of just cultural sites and
buildings that have a very old history and especially the Opera House have been
just walking around yesterday shooting here the Opera House where people know
as the same architect as the architect as in Vienna's Opera House it's something
you're gonna see if you come to Odessa it's like it has a lot of Western
European influence in the architecture there's a statute of Richelieu of course
the famous banking family that had obviously interests all around Europe
and their Deribasovskaya this guy the guy was De Ribas he had a Spanish name when I was
telling the Spanish or Italian and you have the Opera House if you look at the
architecture love it it doesn't look so different what you're gonna see in other
parts of Western Europe which is unusual and that's because the city was built
quite late it's only about 225 years old and yeah des mean right the Russians
conquered this from the Ottoman Empire and then the Tartars and the Turks who lived
here left so they've kind of built a new city on top of that and that's what
surprises like my dad came and he was like wow you know when he saw the
architecture was not as Soviet as he thought was expecting here there's a lot
of history and we're actually see here in Istanbul Park so this actually has
some things that are actually it's been renovated and then later said you have
the Greek Park that's been built on let's go Greek or Athens Park and that's
actually cuz the Greeks have a lot of history in this region as well there was
actually a you know even a Greek consulate here in the city so that's
something that people you know get as a different you know an unexpected
attraction when they come here when they come yeah I agree for sure which would
be like super honest those wasn't this was not the thing that was pumping me up
this was not what I was going crazy about you know traveling through the
cities and then seeing a Odessa it's nice I would say I would say the
biggest thing is just the energy of this city and besides of it actually I just
thought everything in other cities and counters would be bigger better and
nicer so this was not the case talking just about architecture and things like
that but I would say the biggest thing about Ukraine that I appreciate at this
point a lot is just the vibe of how the people are behaving interacting and
socializing is very much different so especially coming from Europe Germany
and overall Western Europe when traveling through there there are huge
differences but still it's kind of like more of a European vibe I don't know you
can really grasp rather if that's something that you can really say like
that but coming to what Eastern Europe it just starts to be very different for
me kind of like going back to Ukraine is kind of like getting into a bubble you
could say of a very different influence and here I personally can really
disconnect sometimes it really can't find time to really relax and forget
kind of like the life back at home the troubles back at home this is what I
personally appreciate about Ukraine for me it's just so social so much different
everything when you walk around it just makes you think different and feel
different and it's just a completely different world there are not that many
similarities when it just comes to I don't know maybe it's not the best
example to give but I feel like just it's it's a little bit more old-school
so when it comes to just the type of relationships people are having is more
traditional the woman usually are just let me say it like that usually I don't
know it's maybe stupid to say but here I feel like people are going are more
outgoing right now we have a Thursday afternoon in this place it's absolutely
packed you see it's dozens of couples running around you see a bunch of young
people and it's I feel like just the vibe is different than in Germany and
this is something that I just started obviously to notice while being out and
about you know for the whole of last year so while this is very abstract what
I'm saying that's just how I feel I would say just by being in like a really
huge major cities like Hong Kong Singapore in Asia let's say even even
even places like Los Angeles California New York City
those are like I would say my favorite cities and I thought I would like them
way way way much better than Odessa and it's not the case I gotta say that just
when it comes to going out and the dining places and just when it go goes
to kind of like relax and having a good time
Odessa is probably in my top three 100% maybe because I'm a little bit greedy
I'm a little bit very financially cautious so I don't like to spend a lot
of money because I want to travel a lot I want to save my budget for that and
that's why I maybe can enjoy being on Odessa a lot more because everything
here is like price said like fifty percent of a Western price maybe even
less we have been saying like around one-third of a price I think about one
third to be honest because I used to live in the southern Germany in Munich
and I've spent a lot of time in London so it all depends what your particular
point of reference is in terms of prices but I compared to traveling in Western
Europe and I mean like France or Belgium or somewhere like that the Netherlands
it's it's getting close to to a third it just depends on what you're doing
exactly but I think for the top level stuff yeah I would say it's like a third
I'm just going out unless I felt like the prices rose in the last year prices
are definitely more expensive here than last year is definitely 20% more
expensive I would say but we're starting from an extremely low base I actually
remember coming here like before the crisis before your am I done before the
Revolution and it was not that cheap at all it was actually only a little bit
cheaper than Western Europe and now it's of course a lot cheaper and as Danny
just said the fact that you can be basically a baller here for a third of
the price of trying to do that I mean I was joking with some of my friends
because an Instagram stories was a girl who I'm a friend of and she was doing
Nikki Beach in San Tropez that's where I'm trying to think ... Nikki Beach was of
course a very glamorous place apparently to to hang out and I know a table there
cost forty thousand euros for the afternoon and she was there with all
these guys like popping bottles of champagne whenever and she was filming
and I was just thinking yeah you know what it doesn't really look that much
different in what we do here but ain't gonna cost you forty thousand dollars or
forty thousand euros to do that right so that's one of the things that Danny said
you can really appreciate you can basically ... if you want to be a bunch of travel
here that's fine of course it everything is also going to be a third cheaper of
doing that in Western Europe but if you really want to go big and have like a
crazy party experience like I often do when I'm here that's also gonna be just
a fraction of the cost and a lot of my friends even said that they've been to
those places spend that money and they actually preferred it here even relevant
of the prices as you said that the the energy the vibe is just a lot more
pleasant in a place like Odessa right now this moment 2018 so that's good
yeah I think after we make these kind of videos is gonna change very quickly
obviously it's gonna become more famous but I think that's happening anyways I
think the cat's out of the bag ... I hope so the people so what else did the energy
that's the thing that you felt is there what other things you you alluded there a
little bit to the dynamics of relationships with women a little bit
there's more news about that a little bit I wouldn't say it's something that I
necessarily enjoy it's not really something that I focus on just solely I
would say just the the complete package of just to give you an example I'm sure
in Kiev there are bad areas as well but when I first time I've been with my
girlfriend in Kiev two years ago we arrived there at like 11 p.m. and I said
to myself we're probably gonna stay in our apartment not gonna go out but then
we decided yeah we want to get a water we want to maybe get a few snacks we
went out and the city was just full of life people were staying at restaurants
couples were strolling around in the streets around midnight and we stayed
around 2:00 3:00 in the morning we didn't see any person who was like I
don't know going out of lane running around drunk or just someone that seemed
like who wants to harm anyone which I wouldn't seriously don't get me wrong
it's not like the super safest place one of the safest countries is Singapore
this is like a culture that I talk about on my channel all the time so it's not
like that you're gonna you're gonna see obviously there's you can find trouble
everywhere but for some reason this is this is what I meant by it would like
this dynamic of a more traditional relationship maybe in a way what I just
meant is that I feel like in where I'm coming from the places where people go
out to dine and party for some reason I don't know why I feel like a lot of
people are looking for trouble there are like groups of dudes running around and
you don't really have that here here everyone I feel like everyone when
they're going out they're going out to have a good time and they don't want
anyone else to mess it up so what you're gonna see in the streets of like leisure
activities with restaurants you're just gonna see everyone having a good time
pretty much I've never a single time encountered in
Odessa like a situation where I personally felt like unsafe or on
because and I do I do often in to feel like that in nightlife situations in
Germany for example in clubs or just like it's it's just often feels a little bit
tense it doesn't feel like as chill as it does here but it's very abstract what
I'm describing right now no I can relate to that actually because I definitely
have a lot more problems in London especially with aggression of violence
and I've ever had in like years yeah it's just like there's a there's a less
there's definitely and if you go to place like Ireland or the United Kingdom
I would say then I came a little bit more than iron it is definitely a
undertone of aggression like in that everybody went out to have a good time
they went out to cause trouble and just to and release their aggression on who
and someone unsuspecting near to them and I've never experienced that either
here in Ukraine I think the biggest yeah once or twice guys got jealous cuz I was
with some girls they like that thing that's about it and it was like maybe
twice ever in the 500 times I've gone out in in in Odessa probably so it's
very rare that there any issues and just that as he said like the energy the
atmosphere it's just really fucking cool to be honest that's it's basically to
sum it up yeah just to add to the whole dining and you said about like tables
being very expensive at places I personally never had those experiences
really but just to add to the fact that when I went off and traveling to all of
those bigger major cities at some point I said like hey let's spend a little bit
of budget to go to a nice place and I and I always had to say that those nice
places were up and spending four or five times about the money that I would stay
here to go out I didn't like them nearly as much as here and I feel like here is
a huge diversity of places and there I don't know if that's correct but I feel
like they're privately owned because they're very much different you don't
have the feeling of chains of restaurants if for example in Germany if
you go to the inner cities they're gonna be like four or five major chains and
maybe like two or three pubs and that's pretty much it not in that not in every
city but in my city for sure and here in Odessa and especially in the leaf I feel
like there are places that are extremely unique and original for again a fraction
of the price so often telling to my girlfriend
we want to move out to a new city at this point moment and I've been checking
on the flights we're going quite frequently to leave and I've been
telling her hey if we want to go out and have a good weekend we're gonna pay less
getting a flight to Lviv then doing the same stuff staying yeah yeah
definitely Lviv what I have notice the last two years is actually their
successful a lot of these successful bars and restaurants it actually started
to open got to franchise actually here in Ukraine so it's already happening
like for example a drunken cherry Пяний Вишня you know in Odessa and I'm
pretty sure like Kompot has one where we had a coffee earlier there is one now
I've seen at Ocean Plaza in Kiev but in general he's what he's saying is
completely right it's gonna be a unique bar or restaurant that you go to in
general there isn't so many chains and that kind of gives every little city a little
bit of a different vibe Lviv as I've alluded to is a beautiful place in the west of Ukraine
and it looks a lot more Polish because it was actually part of Poland at one
stage and European in terms our architecture the people they speak
Ukrainian as their first language and it has a little bit more of that
traditional Ukrainian vibe in that sense whilst here in Odessa it's more a
mixture an international vibe I mean one of my favorite cuisines are you here
is actually Georgian food I think like here example as amazing Georgian
restaurants just absolutely all my friends who come boom we go to a
Georgian restaurant gonna be which ones there will be the food Khachapuri for
example right which is like the bread with cheese in it you know this
khachapuri po adjarski has the egg in it then you have of course khinkali
like these big raviolis that are stuffed the juice and delicious then you have a lot
of stews and great Georgian wine to wash it down there just blows me away
great I think that's pretty good for I think you guys have got a lot of value
out of that you got a perspective a forum a German was actually born who
used to come back and I think it was like we're going to Ukraine and now he's
travelled around the world and it's amazing YouTube channel Dany's it's one
of my favorite on you it's gonna be I don't know this this time next year boom
he's already a huge star he's gonna be massive with which with real merit I
really love watching his stuff so go check him out I'm gonna of course link
his channel below and now you've gotten a really interesting person
- if you know a guy who was born here immigrated to Germany grew up as a
you know in an Ukrainian immigrant family in Germany comes back having travelled
the world and really sees what this place has to offer so Dany thanks a
million for sharing everything and everyone go down check it out so that's
it from today's podcast episode до свидания из Одессы in Ukraine!
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Dia de Folga - Day Off - Full season! - Duration: 1:05:51.
Mari!
Mariana? Come on Mari!
That girl is gonna make me late again
Mariana! I have a meeting at work this morning!
Mariana?
Mariana? You are still asleep?
Oh my goodness! You hands are cold and damp!
I think it is best if I take you to the doctors!
No mother! It is not necessary!
I must go to school
No! You are in no state to go to school. I will take you to see a doctor
No Mother!
I have an important test. I need to guarantee my future!
No! I will go to my office! If you need anything you can call me
If necessary I will rush home and take you to a doctor!
Thanks mom! I will take some medicine later
You are the best mother in world
I don't know what I did to deserve such a wonderful mother!
You are a perfect daughter!
I love you sweetie! If you need anything just call me!
Take care! I hope you feel better soon!
OMG! She believed me!
Oh my! That was one of my worst performances.
I have done children's theatre production which were more realistic
And she believed it 100%
What a glorious day!
It would be insane to waste a day like this in a classroom!
Listen carefully kids! If you want to have a day off like me it is very simple
I normally choose damp hands!
Its not as straightforward as a headache and not as serious as a fever!
Careful with a fever! You could end up in a hospital queue! That is worse than school!
It is really easy. Just lick your hands
You can throw in some extras! Stomach ache, a cough!
I know that it sounds kinda childlish!
But so is school!
And they make us go everyday
Life moves pretty fast
If you don't stop and look around!
You might miss it!
This is my 9th absence this semester
Its gonna be tough to get 10
So I need to make this one count
It don't matter if you are 5 or 55
Occasionally everyone needs a day off!
Amanda?
Pietra?
Fernanda?
Gustavo?
Mariana?
It was like...
The aunt of the cousin of my best friend
Said that she saw Mariana in the park
But the park was closed
She said they needed to take the dog
And then the dog ate Mariana`s homework
She had to redo it
Then she went to Starbucks
And then her aunts grandmother saw that she was very ill
She was really ill at Starbucks
I understand! She's not in School!
Julia?
Is Julia also at Starbucks? Very ill?
Hi Ju! What's happening?
Are you alright?
No! I'm ill!
You're always ill! Are your parents at home?
No! My parents are travelling
Are you at school?
Of course not! I decided to take the day off!
Call for an UBER and come over!
Are you crazy! I'm not well!
You are always ill! Come over and be a mermaid with me
No way! I am ill! I cannot go in the water!
Of course you can! As soon as you get the water you will feel great!
Give me a break! I am ill! I am not gonna leave the house
Yeah right! Get over here! I am waiting! Bye!
Julia is so tense! So uptight!
I don't know anyone who deserves a day off more than Julia!
When I invited her to be a mermaid
I thought it would help her!
That the magic of the ocean, the dolphins and sharks would help
She is always worried about her results at school!
I always tell her!
Life moves pretty fast
If you don't stop to look around!
You might miss it!
But she never listens!
Hello School Director! I am sorry! I forgot to call!
Are you aware that Mariana is not in school today?
Yes! I am aware! She is at home sick! I should have called to let you know
Are you aware that your daughter has a terrible presence record?
I am sorry! I'm not sure I understand
If Mariana thinks she can simply miss school and still graduate, she is sorely mistaken
This is the first I have heard of this
I am looking at the school system. In this semester Mariana has 9 abscences
It is normal that you are not aware. Parents are always the last to know
9 abscences? That can't be true
As far as I can recall Mariana has missed 2 days of school.
Could you check the system again?
Just a second.
What is going on?
I don't understand!
Mariana is really at home! I should have taken her to a doctor
I know that at this time of the year plenty of kids decide to take a day off
But in the case of Mariana, I can assure you.. she is at home and she is sick
For my birthday, I asked my mom for a trip to Disney!
Instead! She gave me a notebook!
She also gave me lessons on coding
I learnt all about computers.
And how to hack the schools admin system
It is wonderful skill which I am sure will be very useful for my future
When we say that the verb is in the personal infinitive
This means that the verb is not related to any person
Or form
For example
"To love is to suffer"
Which is one of the great truths of life.
You should learn that as well
I don't trust Mariana
Buy why? Mariana has good grades! What is the problem
Thats not important
Mariana is not a good example in this school
Imagine 400 students rioting in rebellion in this school
That is the last thing I need!
I hadn't thought about it from that angle
But you know that Mariana is very popular
Everyone likes her. The Funk gang,
The nerds
Even the kids from the suburbs come study here because of Mariana
The Kids from Belford Roxo, and Novo Iguaçu
From the suburbs?
From Vila Valqueirie also?
I was not aware!!
This is exactly why I need to stop her!
I will show the world that Mariana is not a good example
Mariana is only an example of a Nothing!
Who wants to be a nothing?
I am going to catch this girl out! If its the last thing I do
Wow! You way you say that.. Even I got scared
Thats right! You should be scared
Julia! How come you are still at home? I am waiting for you!
No way! I am sick. I am really ill!
Its really simple! Open the UBER app! Request a ride to my house!
I am ill! I am not going!
If I wasn't a Mermaid I would be at the beach right now, surfing
Come on! It will be fun! I promise!
Wait a second. I have another call
Hi mom! What's up?
Hi Mariana! How are you feeling? You sound very ill!
Thats a shame! I thought I was getting better!
Were you sleeping?
No! I was trying to study! I don't want to drop behind with my course work!
Thats good! But the school principle called. She said you have missed 9 days of school
9 missed school days? Impossible!
She must have made a mistake
Perhaps!
Can you hold the line for one moment?
It is my mom!
She thinks I am sick
You are sick! Sick in the head!
Listen! I am serious! Put on a nice dress and come over!
Mom! Talking to you has left me feeling weak!
Can we talk later?
Sure! You should relax!
Have some soup
I will call you later. Get better!
You don't need to call! I will sleep for a bit.
I will come home a 6pm. So that I can care for my angel
Ok! I love you mom!
Bye sweetie! I love you! Get better soon!
I am certain that Julia must be struggling with her dilemma!
Should I stay or should I go?
Should I stay or should I go?
I can't go!
If I leave the house someone will see me and tell my mom!
I could request an UBER. But then my dad would see it on his credit card!
I don't know! I am ill!
If I don't go, Mariana will keep calling me until I do
In 1939 the Nazis invaded Poland
That is what started the 2nd World War
What can we learn from this fact
That nothing in this life.....
Which one you has a cel phone turned on in my classroom
Oh! Its mine! Get back to your studies!
Sure! I will talk to her!
Fernanda? Could you come with me please!
You need to be strong
What?
Your grandmother has passed away!
This can't have happened! How?
These things happen! I don't have all the details!
I should go!
What do you mean? A dead grandmother?
Yes! It was Fernanda`s mother! She said that the grandmother had died!
And she is sending an UBER to collect Fernanda
Very suspicious! Very suspect!
What do you mean?
They think I was born yesterday!
There is no dead grandmother! There is no body!
Guilherme! Tell me something
This student! This... Fernanda Junqueira!
Does she have a group... a specific friend?
Its tough to say!
Fernanda is friends with everyone!
I can't say for sure
But she must have a special friend! Someone she is close to
A boyfriend?
No!
A BFF? That is the term these kids use
What is that?
Best Friends Forever!
Exactly! A friend!
Theres Mariana Lewis
That's it!
Mariana is behind this!
I know Mariana`s little tricks!
I am sure that she is responsible for this prank!
Mrs Principle! I don't understand! What prank?
Exactly! A prank! Mariana is responsible for this!
I am going to catch this girl! Right now!
Grab that phone and call Mrs Sandra, Fernanda`s mother
Quickly! I will catch out Mariana
One moment Mrs Principle
Hello Mrs Sandra
My condolences!
She's right here. Just a second
Its Mrs Sandra! What a coincidence!
Good morning Mrs Sandra, How are things?
Not good! Not good at all! Perhaps you heard?
Heard?
Oh yes! I heard! The loss in you family! So sad. So tragic!
What?
You want to send an UBER to collect your daughter?
Yes of course!
But the school rules have changed slightly
You can only collect your daughter once you show me the body!
Yes! The old hags dead corpse!
Good morning! This is Mariana Lewis! Can I talk to the principle please?
Just a second
Mrs Sandra, if you are not satisfied with our school rules you can get lost
Shhh! I know this is Mariana! She is making it up
That is correct Mrs Sandra... Get lost!
One moment! There is an annoying mosquito here
You are talking to the real Mrs Sandra... Mariana is on this line!
Good Morning Mrs Principle
Would it be possible to send me any assignments?
I don't want to get behind with my school work
See you tomorrow!
Mrs Sandra! I think I owe you an appology
You should call me madam! I have never been so insulted in all my life!
I didn't mean it! I thought I was talking to someone else!
Please forgive me!
I am heart broken about my mother-in-law
And you think it is a joke! I am shocked!
No Mrs Sandra! I would never think it a joke!
It is just that... I.. er... had a sudden headache!
A sudden headache!
I became dizzy and confused! I didn't know where I was!
Please forgive me!
Confused? You are crazy!
You are idiot! Stupid!
I cannot believe you are the principle of a school!
I am sending a car to collect Fernanda
It will arrive in 5 minutes! I don't want any more delays
Of course! I will take Fernanda to the door personally!
No! Not you! I want her at the door alone!
Alone?
Yes! After you insulted me! I don't want to see anyone from that school!
Please forgive me Mrs Sandra!
That was perfect! You should be an actress
I was worried that she would recognise my voice
You worry too much! Relax
We are talking about the School`s principle! She is a dictator!
I am going to send an UBER to collect Fernanda
Then I think we should go to the mall!
I knew that you would try to get me out of school!
But to make up a story about a dead grandmother!
I loved the ideia! You could've thought up a better one
I was really difficult pretending to be upset
I had to cry so that he would believe me
It must've been very funny
But it was worth it. Or would you prefer to be at school?
No! It was worth it! I don't want to be at school
What happened to Lorren?
She's gonna meet us at the mall
What are we going to do at the Mall?
I'm no sure. Maybe catch a movie
Cool!
We can see what movies are showing
I can hardly believe it!
First you save me from school now we are going to the movies
a movie? Are you crazy?
In the middle of the week?
Thats exactly why!
Everyone is either at work or at school
Its gonna be empty and cheap
OMG! We are in trouble.
Its the famous you tubers from school!
Calm down Julia!
They will see us. They will tell someone.
Cool it Julia! They are meant to be at school!
They are doing the same thing as us!
Day off!
Even so... they might say something
They cannot! They will get in trouble
Lets go and talk to them
Are you crazy? I don't even know them
Perfect! I will introduce you
No way! They are famous You tubers!
Calm down! Deep breaths!
Count to three
Hi there!
Hi Mari!
You also?
What?
Taking a day off!
Yes! Kinda!
You guys are bad!
This Fernanda and this is Julia
Do that thing!
Do what?
Please
Lari! I think she wants you to do the intro to your channel
Sure!
If you want to watch this video! Come with me! Come to Lari`s world
Me to?
If you don't mind!
But we are in the middle of the mall!
Go on Carol! There is no one near!
Ok!
Today's video is super, mega, hyper fun!
Are you guys up for a movie?
Sure
There's an old movie from the 80s
What's it called?
Ferris Beuller`s Day Off
Its about a kid who misses school and tricks everyone
Sounds great. It is just like us!
What do you think? Lets go!
Four students missed class today!
And this story of the dead grandmother!
Mrs Sandra was furious!
Yes! But there is something in the air!
I will get to the bottom of it!
Do you want me to call Fernanda`s mother?
No!
Its not that! You strange thing!
I don't want you call anyone
This Mariana!
This girl
She spreads these problems throughout the school
Mariana is very popular! You know!
The students did a collection to send her some roses
I gave some money. Do you want to?
Mariana is not sick!
You don't understand! She is not sick!
But her mother sent me a doctors note
Her mother is an idiot! Mariana tricks her!
Have every seen her mother's face! The face of an idiot!
So what do you intend on doing?
I won't be waiting around here!
I am going to get moving!
I going to visit all the corners of this city where people like Mariana go
I am going to collect the proof that I need
Don't you think you are taking this too far?
No! I am not!
I am going out!
Going out?
If I can't find Mariana I will go right to her home!
I will prove to the whole school that Mariana is not worth anything
We were on the school trip! It was getting dark
And Mari wanted to take a photo
A photo?
For instagram
She was getting her celular phone ready. She says "step backwards"
So I stepped back
"Step back more.. more" she said
Then I realise that I am on the edge of a 3 metre drop
On the edge of a canal!
A canal? With water?
No! A dry canal, with rocks, and broken glass and rats
I almost fell in
I said "Mariana are you crazy?"
So we kept on walking and laughing
She started messing around and doing silly things
You won't believe what happened
What? Quickly, tell me!
Mariana fell in the canal!
I didn't fall in.. I was like walking and then I kinda fell and jumped
Did you get hurt?
She was fine. She landed like a cat!
If it had been me, we would have needed an ambulance
She just laughed and filmed it for her instagram stories
Relax Julia, everyone is different
Afterall, it was Mariana who fell. Not you!
I am going to the restroom. When I come back we will go
Where are we going?
I was thinking
We should go to Maracanã
Maracana? The stadium?
Yes! Come on! Its our day off! And the Brazilian team is playing
Sometimes I think that people worry too much!
And for what?
When I am a mere 30 minutes late for school my mom starts shouting
But I get to school in the end. Its ok! No one died!
I wish I could be more like my dog!
My dog doesn't worry about anything
Humans worry if there will be enough bread for breakfast
Or if I will have any money in a years time
Does my dog worry if there will be food when he wakes up? No
Does my dog feel guilty when he pees on the floor? No
My dog doesn't worry about the past. Nor the future!
He lives in the present!
Sometimes I think my dog is a budhist
His name is Bingo
Bingo the Buddhist
Think about it!
If we really concentrate on what we are doing!
Eating ice cream
Playing video games
You don't care about what is happening around you
You are so concentrated that you only think about that one thing
I think that is incredible
If we concentrate on the important things
We wouldn't care about the distractions!
Its worth thinking about!
OMG!
5000 restaurants in Rio de Janeiro
I choose the one my mom goes to!
Oh no! She will see us!
Stop that! She won't see us!
Thats right!
We are not weak! We will not be seen
Girls! Sunglasses!
Good afternoon!
Good afternoon!
This is ridiculous
Just because Brazil is playing the whole country stops
Everyone stops
Students don't go to school
Transport stops working. Everything stops
Everyone prefers to watch Neymar
Good afternoon to you!
Mariana! you are crazy!
I know!
Neymar! Get up!
All he does is fall over!
Mariana? Are you listening. Can you hear me?
We went to the mall. We didn't go to Schoo!
We are in Maracana! We went to the movies
Listen to me! I am not allowed to get an UBER alone
If my mom finds out she will kill me!
You won't die!
If we were at school right now! We would be in history lesson
Look! Neymar is looking at us!
Bruna Maquezine? Who? I never heard of her!
Where Is Fernanda?
We need to find Fernanda!
My mom could call me at any moment
Its time for us to leave
Lets go find Fernanda
Hello? Who is it?
Its me! The School Principle! Come down here!
I want a word with you!
I am sorry! I can't make it to the door.
I am very ill
In my fragile condition I might fall and hurt myself
I might end up missing more school
Stop wasting my time!
Come down here!
You can call my mothers work number if you have any questions
Thank you for the visit! Its nice to know that you care!
It will be remembered
Listen to me girl!
You get down here this instant
I will only leave here once you come down
Bye
I will catch you out Mariana!
Hello, Who is it?
You know very well who it is!
The school Principle
I am sorry! I can't make it to the door.
I am very ill
In my fragile condition I might fall and hurt myself
I might end up missing more school
I will go away until you come down!
You can call my mothers work number if you have any questions
Now I have you Mariana!
You will not escape!
Hello there!
I am Thais! I work here!
I see that you like these paintings
They are wonderful and interesting. Do you know who painted them?
They are works by Catharina Welper
A Carioca Painter
She started painting influenced by her mother
Her paintings have lots of color and strong shapes
And lines
There many ways of interpreting the work of Catharina
You can see one thing. You can feel another
And I can see something totally different
That is the great thing about modern art
Thank you. They are beautiful
Mariana come here a moment
Mariana! We've had a really great day
Maracana, shopping, movie
But an art museum? It will spoil everything
Spoil our day?
Look around? These paintings are spectacular
Sometimes people can be so ungrateful
I rescued my friends from the boredom of school
And they still complain
A museum full of wonderful art and culture
They don't know how to appreciate life
This is the best day ever!
I don't know! Im just saying that it was no fun
What?
It is stressful being out all day! We could be caught at any time
And for what?
For what?
So that we could do all the great things we did
What things? There was nothing special!
Nothing special? Fernanda talk to her...
Yes Lorren! It wasn't that bad!
Not that bad?
Are you both serious?
We went to the movies, we met you tubers.
We went to a museum, and Maracana stadium
And you still complain!
OMG! It's my mother!
Hide. Quick!
Hi there!
Is everything ok?
Didn't you have school today?
Dentist... say Dentist
I went to the dentist
And is everything ok?
Couldn't be better! I love the dentist.
I hope Mariana gets better soon!
It was very funny. We were watching Felipe Neto videos
She wrote a comment that she had his home number
Did she?
Of course not!
You can imagine that the people went crazy. Over 500 comments
So she posted someones home number
But not Felipes
Whose?
The principles!
That's crazy! What happened?
It is not clear! Some people say that she did not sleep for three nights
They say she had to throw out her phone because it rang so much
Look at this!
What an incredible day!
Isn't it wonderful?
I saw my mother and she didn't see me!
She didn't see you!
Because see saw me! And she easily tell my mom!
And then what am I meant to do!
Relax Fe! Cheer up!
You like music! Lets dance?
No!
I am not leaving now
I am almost there!
I almost have the proof I need
What proof?
The proof that Mariana is a little menace!
The proof that Mariana was tricking everyone
I will not give up!
I am almost reaching her house
Come on Fernanda! The Music helped!
Yes it helped!
We won't be able to do this everyday!
Of course not! But it was really worth it!
I really think it was good for them both
You must think I am terrible!
That I am a bad example
But it was only one day! It won't hurt
I think school is a bit of a joke
I think that school was invented by vampire squids who want to steal our souls
Be serious! When will I need to use a verb in the impersonal infinite
Infinitive!
Impersonal infinitve
I never see my mother tell my dad
"Quentin you must conjugate the verb in its infinitive!"
And you? When you are around the city!
On a bus. Or on the subway
Do you ever see someone reading?
No! And its not surprising
When they were kids they had to read Dom Casmuro
Dom Casmuro? Are you serious?
Since then They think that reading is synonymous with boredom
And I agree!
At least let us read Harry Potter!
Mari?
What time did your mom say she would get home?
At 6pm! Why?
Its ten to six! You've got 10 minutes to get home
I gotta go! Bye!
Er. Ok! er...
Ok! But what about Loren?
I think I will enjoy this beach!
Mariana! I saw Mariana!
Mrs Principle? Is it you?
My goodness! You look like a zombie
You look like something from the Walking Dead
Marcia! You really hurt my head!
You are covered in mud! Where are your shoes?
I fell over!
What are you doing here? In my garden?
Because I saw Mariana! I will prove it!
Mariana is in her room! She is ill
No! I saw her! She is lying to you! She is always lying
I don't understand. Mariana is in her room! Come with me. I will show you
Hello sweetie. Its me!
Hi Mom!
Are you feeling better!
Yes! Much better! Thankyou
No no no! This cannot be true!
What is that?
Its the school Principle. I don't think she is well
Maybe its best if you go home! And take a bath
You might feel better
No no. I saw this girl.. I saw her.
She is ill! She has been at home all day!
I will take you to the door. You need a bath
But she was outside
Where is the dead grandmother?
The corpse?
You are not well! Lets go
I even feel a bit sorry for the principle
She needs what everyone needs. It doesn't matter how old you are
A day off!
You're still there?
Its finished
You want more?
Give us a thumbs up on the video
Hit that subscribe button and click the notifications bell
Now you can go! Bye!
I am serious! you can go now!
You want to stay?
Ok then! Follow me on instagram!
Bye! I love you guys!
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This is how to straighten a photo; so first, import your image and click
"Layer from background". Next we want to turn into a smart object, this means that as
we scale the image it won't lose any details. Next we need to hold down the
left mouse button on the eyedropper tool and select ruler. Find a line which is
supposed to be horizontal in this case I'm using the bridge but you can also
use a horizon line and draw a line using the rule tool. Click the straighten
button. Next you notice there's transparency on the edges of the image
so that's Ctrl+T and scale it up hold shift to maintain the proportions of the
image and fill the screen. It looks good but now I realize the image isn't really
centered; luckily we have a bit of leeway when we scaled up the image so let's put
on the ruler window and drag some lines to the middle. Now Ctrl+T again and move
it so it is in the center. And that looks pretty good so here's the final result
thanks for watching all that lovely gumpf and please subscribe and like and all
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Asmr tester micro - Duration: 4:46.
What is the best micro to do the ASMR?
the blue yeti .... or the boya?
Hi webeux, today we will hear a test between the boya and the blue yeti to make ASMR
we must also put headphones to really see the difference between the two cases it will be really very very subtle
I'm going to do tests with both one after the other, I'll try
I will try to say the same thing in both cases with the same objects and in the same way that you can
see the difference and tell me what you think about it after below in the comments
at any time!
here dslr dave
I do a little session of ASMR with
now
the boya by-mm1
is what is great or not about the sound quality
I can do tests with objects yes
Oops excuse I'm a little newbie
it seems wonderful we will add another test
with a false plant ikea
it seems wonderful we will do with my beard too
It's great I think
Now
we will do the same tests with the blue yeti
at times
Hello I am now with the blue yeti to
it's me dslr dave, I'm doing now ... asmr dave
It's wonderful now we go bump
It was great now we will do the same test with the plant ikea
And we'll finish with the beard test ... Yes
Oh dear
What are you now saying the conclusion
Wow. According to me
the blue yeti far outweigh it is not for nothing that it is super popular among
RAMS-oods. We will say that it is a real term and
for example I would really like to know what you think
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Preparing for the New Tank - Duration: 5:31.
This is part 3 in a series of videos about my project
to upgrade this 220 to an 8 foot long 300 gallon tank from Custom Aquariums.
In Part 1, I introduced the project and talked about some of the reasons for it.
And in part 2, I toured the headquarters of Custom Aquariums,
so if you missed either of those videos I will link them below.
The tank is currently in transit,
so I've been using this time to do some prep work
to make sure that everything is ready to go when it arrives.
There are some things about the way my existing tank is setup
that I plan to carry forward to the new tank,
though I do plan to make some improvements.
And there are some other things that will completely change.
One of the big things that will change is the filtration.
This tank is filtered by three canisters,
but the new tank will be filtered by a sump.
But in order to minimize the noise,
the sump won't be in the stand.
It's going to be in the crawlspace that's directly below the tank.
This crawlspace might look familiar to those of you who've been watching for a long time.
I used to have a big aquaponics system down here, though it was on the other side of the
house.
It's not a super fun space to work in, because it's only like 5 feet tall,
but having the sump down here is going to give me a bunch of extra room for plumbing.
I'll get into the details of all of that later,
but for now I needed to build a stand for this thing.
No one will really see this, except of course for all of you,
so looks don't really matter.
I decided to just build a very basic stand from 2x4s and plywood.
So I went out and grabbed the 2x4s and I already had some plywood on hand to reuse
that was already painted with a couple of coats of Kilz.
The first step was to cut the 2x4s to length.
Once that was done I started to assemble it.
Then I did the same exact process again.
I did the rest of the assembly down in the crawlspace
because it would have been a pain to move the stand around once it was finished.
The last step was to add the plywood top.
Now I've got a nice space for the sump once it arrives.
I may add some more plywood to the bottom later to create a shelf for storage,
but for now it's good to go.
Another thing I needed to work on was the fill system.
When I say there are things I plan to carry over from the old tank to the new one,
a big part of that is the way I do water changes.
And it's a little bit complicated but worth going over.
It's really two different systems that serve similar purposes.
One system does automated overnight water changes
and the other allows me to do big manual water changes without carrying buckets or hoses.
The overnight water changes are run by the system I originally built to run my basement
fishroom.
I did a very detailed video on it back then which I will link below,
but the short version is that water goes through a temperature valve
and then into these water filters to remove the chlorine.
Then this sprinkler timer is set to send water directly upstairs to the tank in the middle
of the night.
I used to have four zones on this, but when I tore down my fishroom I removed all but
one.
I use this same system to refill the tank on my big water changes as well.
When I removed the other three zones I just teed this off
and it runs across the ceiling and up to the tank via this tubing.
But it's pretty slow.
I don't really need this water to be filtered since I can just add some dechlorinator,
so I decided to add another tee before it hits the filters
that runs up to the same tubing.
And the flow rate is nearly double the flow rate that I was getting through the filters.
So this system now gives me the ability to do automated overnight fills,
and big fills whenever I want to using either filtered or regular water.
So that's another big change I made in preparation for the new tank.
Because my water changes will be even larger and I wanted them to be as fast as possible.
Now if you're wondering where all of this water goes,
that's another thing that will be changing.
Right now I have two ways to get water out of the tank.
One is this DIY tube that's basically the same as a canister filter input,
but instead of going to a filter it goes to this pump,
and then down through the wall to the basement to a floor drain.
It's nice because it allows me to drain the tank very quickly,
with no manual labor.
This same concept will be in place on the new tank
but instead of this overflow the tank will just be drilled.
I had them drill an extra hole for me down in the bottom corner,
so that will connect to this pump instead.
The second way that water leaves the tank is this overflow box,
and that's how the water from the overnight fills is displaced.
and it works pretty well.
It also runs down through the wall to the drain.
Same concept.
But it takes up a bunch of room in the tank,
and while I've never had a problem with it,
there's a possibility that it could stop working.
This function will be moving from the tank to the sump,
but I will be adding some more automation to it.
That's not really something I can work on right now,
but I'll be sure to explain it in detail later.
Another thing I had to plan for was what to do with my fish while these tanks are moving
around.
Most fish you can just throw in a bucket,
or multiple buckets,
but this guy is huge,
and I want to stress him out a little as possible.
So I went to Tractor Supply and bought this 100 gallon Rubbermaid stock tank.
The dumb part is that I had one of this a couple of years ago and sold it.
But they're only like $70 and worst case I can just sell this one after I'm done with
it.
But my current plan is to put a couple of the canisters from the tank
on this stock tank while he's in it just to keep him happy and keep the biomedia active.
I need to figure out a lid because I can't just leave it open like this.
He'll definitely try to jump.
And the last thing I've been doing is buying plumbing supplies.
In case you hadn't picked up on it yet,
I'm going to have a lot of plumbing work to do to make all of this work.
The pump for the sump has to run up through the wall to the tank
and then to a manifold that will connect to the four returns they've drilled in the tank.
And the overflows will need to run back down,
and then all of the other stuff that I've mentioned.
So it has been a lot of planning and trips to the hardware store.
In my next video I'll show the tank arriving,
hopefully in one piece,
and then after that we'll work on some plumbing!
Thanks everyone for watching,
and until next time, have a good one.
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Налоги с продажи недвижимости будут платить все, и по полной - Duration: 3:40.
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আজ লেখা পড়া করে মানুষের মত মানুষ হয় না কেন || Lekha Pora Kore Manuer Moton Manus Hoy Na Keno - Duration: 6:37.
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2018 TRAILER TRASH-UP! - TOON SANDWICH - Duration: 9:37.
So many trailers to spoof and so little time.
What was our misguided solution?
Take pieces from all of them and create something far lesser than the sum of its parts.
We've dubbed it,
a "Trailer Trash-Up".
I said "dub"!
Not "dubstep".
Obviously we can't do my trailer because it's already a spoof, but:
We can offer you free Cable.
Wade.
The Professor wants to see you.
The Principal's office?
Dammit!
Colossus narc'd on me.
I just have one question.
When Cap needed help,
if I'd asked you, would you have come?
I guess we'll never know.
But if you had, you'd have never been caught.
Yeah, that's what I thought you'd s--
I would have killed them all.
And burned the airport to the ground.
Huh.
Well.
My loss...
I guess.
So. What's the mission for today?
DAAH- you know what?
Think I'm gonna go this one alone.
My name is Wade Watts.
My dad picked that name cos he thought it sounded like a superhero's alter-ego,
like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner.
Or Wade Wilson!
Who?
Owch!
What's your name?
Lara.
Surname?
Croft.
Lara Croft by name,
Leap Across by nature.
I'm leaping across!
Leaping...
is my specialty.
Right.
They're expecting you on the second floor.
We do have a lift.
You get to decide
what kind of king you are going to be.
♪ I'm going to be a mighty king,
♪ so enemies beware...
Please.
Do not sing that song.
What song?
"Your mission,
should you choose to accept it".
I wonder.
Did you ever choose not to?
You know something?
I don't think I ever have.
You're right.
I have got some serious vacation time saved up
and I am respectfully
declining this mission.
What the f***?!!
I heard a story about you. I was wondering if it's true.
Everything... you've heard about me...
is true.
You really made love to a womp rat?
Don't believe everything you hear.
Get back!
My family... is trapped 240 floors in the air.
There's a guy moving out of his apartment on floor 239 and he's
blocking up the elevator!
The guy you work for is an evil person.
Oh, you've said that about all my employers:
Norman Osborn, William Stryker, Wilson Fisk,
Sebastian Shaw, Baron von Strucker...
I think you're just jealous of my brilliant career.
Why can't you be more like my previous boyfriend, Erik Killmonger?
Today, we are politely beseeching the apocalypse
to postpone its scheduled appointment
anf allow us a reasonable extension with which to better prepare ourselves!
They just had to go bigger for the sequel.
Huh! Knife!
Fork!
Spoon!
Spork!
Spife!
Fife!
How is he throwing these in such rapid succession?
Hold on.
You gave her wings?
And blasters.
So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me.
Well I didn't want to start you off with more than you can handle, so I've designed these.
They're made from the same polyethylene foam as pool noodles,
so it's unlikely you'll cut yourself.
You won't be able to fly but you'll look intimidating.
And these are high pressure liquid soap dispensers.
Try and aim for the eyes.
Give you a few months to get used to the new suit,
and then maybe we can talk about
removing the training wheels.
In the Oasis, you can be whoever you want to be.
Except Batman.
Cos everyone wants to be Batman and they set a limit at ten million.
- Hey Parzival. - Hey Batman.
- Hey Parzival. - Hey Batman.
- Hey Parzival. - Hey Batman.
Hey Parzival!
I never thought I could ever be sick of Batman but
dang it, I am so sick of the Batman!
Don't freeze.
I never freeze.
Except when I went to Siberia.
That was...
really cold.
I remember.
You got very sick!
By the way, your moustache looks magnificent.
It had damn well better.
Course, my fraternity has refused to allow me to take off my signet ring for this movie
so naturally it has to be digitally removed.
- I couldn't tell. - Yeah.
I might be the only person
who knows what you really are.
When Disney promised me a "solo" movie,
this is not what I had in mind.
Daddy!
Tell me, how much do you love your family?
Well that's... difficult to quantify, I mean...
how long is a piece of string?
You could say my love for them will...
Die...
Hard.
I'm hearing a voice.
Darkness is your ally!
I'm gonna need Mr Drake's property back.
Well good.
Cos I don't want it around here anymore to haunt me!
You tell him boy-bye from me.
Tell me about the mission.
Did you...
see anything unusual?
Just this one alien.
He's bad news, though.
He gets your number,
books the restaurant, sends flowers...
But come the night...
he never shows up.
They call him the Pre-Dater.
I told my parents about you!
I've hidden an easter egg inside the Oasis.
Fill her up for me, laddie.
The first person to find it,
will become God!
It's been five years!
Where IS this thing??
I know I keep saying this, but...
are you sure it isn't that egg, up there?
Does that look like a chocolate easter egg to you, Art3mis?
Stop wasting my time!
I'll take two.
That'll be five thousand Euro.
Do you accept archaeological relics?
Not from first-time customers.
I think this will sway you.
These bandages were used to wrap Tutankamen's athlete's foot.
Rank.
They're priceless.
They're putrid. No thanks.
Have you got any cash?
I risked my life for these!
What is the point of all this tomb raiding if I have to give up my dream
of shooting people with both hands?
Welcome to the most advanced nation in the world!
Where we choose our leader based on who fights best in shallow water.
I cut myself every time I defeat an enemy!
You must not be a very good fighter then.
Fwhat??
No, I do it to myself!
I do it on purpose!
Afterwards.
That is amazing.
How did you know how much to space them apart?
Or did you always plan to kill this exact number of people?
That's irrelevant!
All you need to know is, I got a space saved just for you.
Where?
The design appears completed.
Am I on the face?
No! No one is on the face!
Are you kidding me?
If I was kidding you, I would say, "knock, knock".
Who's there?
Wakanda.
Wakanda what?
Wakanda man turns himself into a giant pickle?
You mother-!!!
I am giving myself a notch for that one.
A-choo!!!
What the hell, Saber?
Sorry Gipsy!
Now I've only got me secondary weapon!
Ha!
This ship is like an ancient but majestic bird.
I'm gonna call it, the "Century Sparrow"!
"A hundred and ninety years old"?
You look great!
Me?
I'm 22.
"Hard life"?
No, not particularly.
Why?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you mean, "they got away"?
I was given the opportunity
to capture the largest piece of pez in history.
That wasn't the mission, Ethan.
The mission changed.
What's going on?
The 96th floor is on fire.
So you're saying it's a...
Towering Inferno?
Get off the crane, Rock.
Yippy-ki-YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
DON'T STEAL MY THING!!!
What the hell are you?
We...
are Venom.
Well... we...
are denim!
The revolution... will be available free for streaming online...
Thank you for watching.
Why not have a dig around our channel?
You may unearth a hidden treasure.
Or just get really dirty.
But we... would appreciate it.
I can speak for myself.
No, I meant...
Oh, forget it.
Oh, and don't forget to subscribe.
[YUKIO] Hi Wade!
[DEADPOOL] Hey Yukio!
And Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
What did you think of the Trash-Up?
[NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD] I thought it was trash.
I can't believe I skipped detention for this.
[DEADPOOL] Well that was very negative and teenage.
All we need now is--
[NUCLEAR EXPLOSION]
[DEADPOOL] There she is.
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Moving Bulls by Trailer on a Wyoming Ranch - Duration: 13:23.
Hi I'm Mike, have you ever had one of those days where you just shouldn't have bothered
to get out of bed.
Well today we try to make a bad day better and wrap up with the bulls, and get them put
away for winter on our Wyoming life.
This week on the ranch has been a long one.
I'll get into it but first let me just say welcome back and if this is your first time
here, please watch, then consider subscribing and join us as we continue to explore the
ranch and life and escape the ordinary.
This whole week has been a bit of a downer, lots of not so great things have been happening
but I promise you that we will end this video on a high note so stick around.
Lets rewind this episode and start at the beginning...
We have been in the process of moving the bulls back home for winter.
Not a hard task but one that require patience and sometimes a ridiculous amount of perseverance.
Or maybe a ridiculous amount of patience, I don't know, either way, that has been
a process, in itself.
Along the way we have found that both of our two oldest bulls were injured during breeding
this year.
I often call bulls the walking wounded because at the end of summer, after doing their thing
and hanging out with each other and the cows they always have scrapes, scars and sometimes
even broken legs.
Two brothers, Bubbles and Bubba.
Bubbles pulled a disappearing trick this year but showed up right here with what may or
may not be his actual brother.
All I know is they look alike and came from the same bull breeder, so they are as close
to brothers as they can get.
This was for sure Bubbles last year on the ranch, he was looking pretty wore out after
last breeding season, and although he is the alpha bull around here it was time for him
to be done.
5 seasons is a long time for a bull to be at work on the ranch and with Bubbles gone,
I expected his brother to step up into the Alpha bull slot.
But now that's not going to happen.
Bubba was found this morning with what was later confirmed by our vet to be a broken
leg.
No one knows how it happened but we do know it hurts.
He cant put any weight on the leg, and being his front leg it causes a bunch more issues.
Normally the bulls would be allowed to walk their way home, at their own pace, when they
get there we load them up and take them across the road.
Unfortunately for Bubba, he's not going to be able to walk the distance.
Loading him in a trailer is a sticky option because we don't have a corral or chute
here to help guide him into the trailer, then again he might not even be able to get into
it, and if he does hes not going to want to stand and if he lays down, he may not be able
to get up on the steel floor.
The vet also pointed out what could possibly be infection in the leg and that's a big
problem.
With an active infection, he cant be sold or slaughtered for meat, without being able
to get him home we cant treat him and with those complications, Bubba fate is sealed.
He is humanely put down and buried right here on the ranch where he put in his long days.
With that done, we move on to the next animal related crisis, this kitten, a barn kitten
with gunked up eyes.
We posted on the facebook group All things agriculture and asked for advice on how to
help the little guy out, but in the end we ended up taking him to the vet, where it was
determined he had distemper.
Not good, and really hard on the kids who had formed a bond with the little guy.
Also, on the lose list this week was 80, our oldest cow on the ranch and my mother in laws
pet cow.
She had been living in the lap of luxury in the corrals but age caught up to her and she
too has shuffled off this mortal coil.
Just one of those weeks, the kind that happen around here and the kind that can get you
down, or get you up and moving, striving to make things better.
After snow this week, and Lincolns first chance to play in it, we move on to what still needs
done and that is getting the rest of the bulls in and moved into the bull pasture for winter.
Our first attempt starts with the 4 wheeler and getting gates set up to lead bulls into
the corrals in order to load them on a truck.
And once out in pasture, its Bubbles again that gives us grief and almost immediately
starts heading in the wrong direction.
Of course the other bulls follow him and soon all 6 of the remaining bulls are headed off
with him, in that direction, when we need them going this direction.
A change of tactics is required and sometimes all it takes is a change in wardrobe.
Well, vehicle actually.
For some reason, the gator gets them moving and after getting Bubbles going in the right
direction, the rest follow along, just like good members of the herd.
Often if you can figure out who the alpha bull is and get him where you want him the
rest will follow and soon we get Bubbles moved all the way into what we call the lot and
one step closer to home.
The rest soon follow and now we have moved them from 400 acres, to 3.
A much more manageable size.
Up and through another gate and now the bulls are in a corral, gates are closed and they
can rest for a minute while we get set up to move them to their new bachelor pad.
While they relax we head over to get a trailer, the bull pasture isn't far away, but its
across the highway.
Better to trailer them than try to walk them across, although it has been done, this is
just safer.
We choose our larger trailer in the hopes we can get them all in one trip and hook it
up.
Then its back to the corrals, where we back up to the loading chute.
The chute is essential for loading bulls, without it getting them on a trailer would
be next to impossible but first we have to get them to the chute in the first place.
Doing so requires that they navigate a series of alleys, gates and corrals to find their
way to the trailer.
It sounds and looks easy but sometimes that first step is the hardest, or the first gate.
But once they are through it, there is now where else to go and they head straight toward
the trailer.
One thing we need to do is get Bubbles sorted off these guys, like I said earlier this is
his last year on the ranch.
And we need him to stay behind here in the corrals, so that we can load him up in a few
days to take to auction.
The other 5, can head back up and toward the trailer once again, now they are separated
from their alpha bull and confusion quickly sets in.
Without Bubbles and Bubba, next in line is more than likely this big black angus bull.
He doesn't have a name, maybe you will pick one for him.
Comment on this video if you have a name idea for him, I'll let the kids pick their favorite
and we will announce it at our next life stream.
Eventually, we move in the right direction, and like butter the bulls all head into the
trailer.
Hard to say how much weight is on this trailer right now but my guess would be about 7000
lbs. 5 bulls, meat, hide and testosterone.
All locked in a small space, what bad can happen?
Luckily, nothing bad happens, these guys are pretty well behaved now and as we make the
quick trip across the highway to the bull pasture they wait pretty contently for their
release back home.
For us, its back to their corrals across the road, where we get the gator out of the corrals,
check on Bubbles, who is not to happy about his new accommodations.
One thing I like to do anytime I move new animals into a new pasture is check fence,
better to find an repair something now than end up with a bull on the highway, so we grab
our fence repair box and off we go.
Driving the fence line and the reinforced fence that keeps the bulls in their place.
The horses come over to say hi and get a little love, their usual Sunday ride is coming up
and they know it.
Around the pasture we go and eventually find one popped staple an easy fix.
The bulls seem happy in their new home, and are enjoying some fresh green grass for dinner,
and also deserving dinner is Bubbles, a meal of fresh cut hay, delivered to his room.
Its sad to see bubbles go, he has done so much work for the ranch.
Playing baby daddy to hundreds of calves over the years.
He has lead new bulls to the herd and held his alpha status for the last 3 years.
He has never gotten overly cranky with me, and that means a lot but most of all he was
a part of the ranch for a long time.
We got to know him, his moods, his little ticks and his attitude, he will be missed
and the least I can do is make sure that his last few days here on this ranch are happy
ones, full of food, water, praise and thanks.
This week is over, next week starts a new game and all is even.
Lets swing for the stars as I get a chance to announce something pretty exciting to you.
For the first time ever we are inviting you to the ranch, officially.
August 24, 2019 will be our inaugural Our Wyoming Life Ranch Round Up.
A subscriber meet up, where you can come to the ranch, and hang out for the day.
The schedule of events during the day are still being put together, but I can tell you
its going to be family friendly, with things to do for the kids, along with dinner and
snacks made with meat and veggies raised right here on the ranch, we are going to have games
and activities for the adults too, including roping lessons from professional team ropers,
horseshoes with hints and tips from pros, antique tractors, a walking tour, a live stream
in front of a live studio audience and much much more.
Plus you get the chance to hang out with myself and Erin if you'd like.
Tickets will go on sale soon and we will have more details coming.
Why I am I telling you so early?
cause I want to meet you, no one is more excited about this than I am and if you are planning
a vacation anyway next year, why not swing by on your way to Yellowstone or Mount Rushmore
and hang out with us for a bit.
Its gonna be blast and I hope you mark your calendars.
That's it for me today, please subscribe for more from the ranch as there is always
something to do and its much more fun with you along.
Live stream this week and we will have a name for who may be a new Alpha bull, so join us
on Thursday for that.
Until I see you again, have a great week and thanks for joining us in our Wyoming life.
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