(Love Ladder)
I think I'll be dating soon.
I'm going to avoid dating.
What?
- You mean you can't? / - I'm avoiding it.
- I'm avoiding it. / - Be honest.
Did he give up?
I think dating will go easily.
I'm going to live
each day like I'm dating.
How sweet.
I'm so envious of these two these days.
Why though?
You were checking out girls
on Instagram in the green room.
No! That's... No... Don't say...
How do you send direct messages?
- Quiet down. / - Stop it.
- Just sit there. / - Stop.
That's why there are rumors about me.
I'll talk first.
I want to talk to the ladies.
Ladies.
I bet you're concerned about what type of guys
you should to date.
But these days,
it's not about the type you should date.
It's all about the type you shouldn't date.
So what kind of men shouldn't you date?
You shouldn't date cheaters.
- Right. / - He's talking about himself.
- I am not. / - No?
Just be quiet. I'm talking.
So ladies,
how can you tell if your man is being faithful?
It's very easy.
For example,
your boyfriend said he was home all weekend.
Yet you couldn't get in touch with him
and you're suspicious about something.
So what should you do?
Check your boyfriend's car.
His car?
I hear guys gulping in the audience already.
Giving their girlfriend an awkward smile...
Yes. I think someone mentioned it.
You can check his GPS
to see the last place he went to.
Or you can check the car seats for hairs,
or check the dashcam.
But all that can be deleted or tidied up.
He already got rid of the evidence.
Then what should you do?
You should start taking notes now.
Check his toll receipts.
The tolls don't lie.
You have to go that far?
That's all you have to do to catch him.
But some guys might've not taken the highway.
You could take national highway.
They could've taken the national highways.
That's why habits are important.
You have to have the right habits.
Ladies, when you get out of your boyfriend's car...
Honey, thanks for driving me home.
85,007km.
Check the mileage on his car!
If that number is a lot bigger
when you see him after the weekend,
then your boyfriend definitely took someone
somewhere over the weekend and...
It's a wrap!
You can get to the bottom of it.
- Chills... / - Is he a cop?
So, back to my point.
What kind of guy should you date?
You should date me!
Why are they clapping?
- As for me... / - Why?
I do not have a license or a car!
That's true.
Who would like to be in a committed
relationship with me?
Don't be ridiculous!
He got rid of his car so there won't be evidence.
- What? / - Don't let him trick you.
- Don't be ridiculous. / - Don't be deceived.
Is this the kind of guy you want to date?
That's why I don't date.
Dating...
- That's a strange reason. / - No.
- That was so random. / - No.
Don't say things like that.
I'm not here to talk about dating.
I am here to talk about the deep-rooted
discrimination in Korea.
People...
On December 24th, 2012, there was an event...
- For single people. / - That's true.
I was the host of that event.
I was fooled.
I thought it was an event for singles.
But it wasn't!
It was an event for them to get together...
- And become couples! / - That's true.
They should've called it a couple event!
But thankfully,
what we saw the most were...
1. Men.
2. Pigeons.
3. Cops.
4. Vendors.
5. There were a few girls sprinkled in there.
I knew it!
The government needs to make
an official event for single people!
The presidential event for singles!
Or one by the ministry of culture and sports!
Doesn't that sound nice?
A real event for singles
would be all the single people gathering.
Then we'd all chant.
Singles in heaven, couples in hell!
As we chant that, we'll march to city hall.
150,000 participants.
150 cops.
- How would that be possible? / - That's so different.
We'd stop by a movie theater on the way.
And there,
we'll all sit with an empty seat between us.
So that couples can't sit together!
We'll sit in every other seat!
Imagine 150,000 single people marching in.
What a sight.
And seeing us sit in every other seat
would truly be magnificent.
These single people are gifts from God.
Isn't that nice?
And when we arrive, we'll chant our slogan.
Our demands!
We want more street lights so that couples
can't be affectionate in dark alleys!
And another demand!
The Deoksugung stone path is known
for breaking people up!
We want that all over the country!
The government needs to make an official event!
- ♪ Singles, singles, all the singles ♪ / - What?
♪ Singles ♪ What?
- Stop it. / - Why?
I know you really want a girlfriend.
N-No!
- No! / - Just give me that.
- It's not true. / - Have a seat.
Come here.
It's not that hard to become a couple.
You just have to be thoughtful.
As the saying goes,
girls prefer a thoughtful guy over a nice guy.
- You heard that, right? / - Yes.
I'll tell you all how to be a thoughtful guy.
Girls love partying.
That's why I took my girlfriend to a nice party.
Where do you think we went?
- A club party. / - A pool party.
I took her to my grandma's birthday party
in the countryside.
My grandma, grandpa,
aunts, mom, uncles...
I took my girlfriend to see my entire family.
"He wants me to meet his family.
He must really be into me."
This can give your girlfriend some reassurance.
It's very thoughtful.
- What? / - Is that right?
- No. / - That's what you have to do.
But my girlfriend seemed really awkward around...
- My family members. / - Of course.
So that she could relax
I sent her to the room with all the women.
Why?
My grandma, mom, aunt, female cousin,
my three older sisters and my younger sister.
Women have things in common.
- I have 4 sisters. / - Wow.
I bet she had a lot of fun with them!
- Oh, no... / - You have to let the girls talk.
And when we were all together with the entire family,
I gave my girlfriend a chance to win their favor.
Attention, everyone.
My girlfriend is going to sing a song!
Give her a big hand!
I handed her a spoon.
Girls love being the center of attention.
♪ Today's star is you, it's you ♪
This is the Wanna One thoughtfulness.
After our meal,
I was very thoughtful as I sent her home.
How did I send her home?
Auntie.
Can you give my girlfriend a ride home?
It's okay! Just relax!
You can talk on the way.
I got her home safely and comfortably.
It's the private taxi thoughtfulness.
That's terrible!
Honey, you can look forward to next month.
My uncle is having his 70th birthday party!
- No! / - Look forward to it!
I'm so thoughtful.
Geez, you're so thoughtless!
That's why none of you are married.
- That's thoughtful. / - Watch and learn.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
Yes.
My wife is good at everything.
She's good at cooking and she's nice to me.
She's... Really something...
Hold on... That sounded...
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married, whenever I got a craving,
I'd just go out to eat.
But now...
My pretty wife cooks me everything I want to eat.
I said I was craving curry
and she made some curry.
But what's amazing is that
I thought curry was eaten in 3 minutes.
I had to eat curry for 3 weeks.
She made this much curry!
♪ We eat curry for 3 weeks ♪
That's too long!
And I said I was craving soup.
So she made this much kimchi soup.
But if you keep reheating it over a week,
the kimchi soup becomes braised kimchi.
Then if you reheat it for another week,
the braised kimchi becomes kimchi stir-fry.
But what's amazing is that
by adding water to the kimchi stir-fry,
she turns it back into kimchi soup.
Recycling.
This is the Mobius kimchi strip.
I'm so happy!
Are you really happy?
You don't look like it.
I'm so happy!
And another thing.
Before I got married,
it was my dream to travel around the world.
But now,
thanks to my pretty wife...
- I travel around the world every day. / - Really?
A Northern European hardwood table.
An English utensil set.
A fine Turkish carpet.
A Japanese hinoki tub.
A French carbonated water maker.
An Irish dining table.
What's amazing is that
the Irish dining table
costs more than actually going to Ireland!
But I get to enjoy the Mobius kimchi strip
on my nice Irish dining table!
I'm so happy!
Truly!
You don't look so happy.
I need to get home now.
Why?
We're getting Finland in our home today.
What? How?
She bought a bed made of Finnish birch!
Hurray! Hurray!
Hold on.
That sounded strange.
See that? We're all actually...
Very happy!
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