Welcome to Ranger Reviews, a webseries where we look at episodes of the tv show, Power
Rangers and then discuss it!
Today, we're exploring the sixth episode of the miniseries Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers
as well as the one hundred and fifty first episode overall, titled "Water You Thinking?".
We begin this episode out in a field where Billy, the Ranger kids, and the Alien Rangers
are walking.
According to Billy, this is the spot, and he says that Zordon says that this place is
where they'll begin their quest.
They then all talk about how they need to go back in time to get the Zeo Crystal shards.
Delphine also suggests that they look for things in their heritage to be able to find
the shards, and Rocky says "our heritage?
I don't know understand".
What's there to understand?
It's a simple sentence, Rocky.
Look for things having to do with your heritage, and your shards could be there.
Unless he means "that doesn't make any sense", to which I say, "boy are you right
about that."
Billy beeps Zordon, letting him know that the kids are ready.
Then a dark cloud shows up, and he basically says "good luck not dying", and one by
one, the kids jump forward into the hole, disappearing, and it looks like the Alien
Rangers are pushing them for no reason.
Then, Cestro collapses because his hydration level is dangerously low!
Oh no!
Rita sees this from the moon, and she suggests that they send down a monster to stop the
Alien Rangers from getting to a pure water source.
Zedd says he's going to send down a monster named Witchblade, which is a badass name.
Also, he's going to put a forcefield around the Earth to stop the Battle Borgs from being
called because obviously, they're not in the Japanese footage this week.
Rocky lands in a different field that is almost definitely a little the left of the last place
we saw him, and he meets… the most stereotypical Mexican boy I have ever seen in my god forsaken
life.
He says "como estas?", and Rocky says "I don't speak Spanish", which leads
to the boy saying that he speaks a little English, by which he means, he speaks English
fluently.
He notices that Rocky isn't from around here, presumably because Rocky isn't wearing
a poncho and walking a freakin' goat while wearing a sombrero and eating a damn taco.
Rocky says he's looking for a crystal, and the boy says that he doesn't know about
it, and he says "I must leave now".
Jesus, rude ass kid.
Then he just says that he DOES know about a crystal in the volcano by his village.
So, hopefully, this episode ends with Rocky falling into a volcano.
In the Command Center, Cestro is still struggling, and Billy laments how they need to find a
pure water source, and Zordon and Alpha say how they can't access that information because
of the time period that they're in.
What?
They didn't have access to water records 8 years before the kids got their powers?
Then, Billy has an idea.
It's not a who, but a what.
He suggests the Angel Grove Aquarium.
Oh jesus.
Also, Delphine says that they're fluent in most fish languages, so they're gonna
go talk to them.
What the hell is happening?
In detention, Bulk and Skull are talking about how much they love the Alien Rangers, and
they're even wearing buttons expressing that.
Including someone's headshot.
They lie to the teacher and say that they're going to go to the aquarium after school for
their essay because the Alien Rangers are kind of like fish, so they're going to research
fish, I guess?
Under the Command Center, Goldar and Rito split up after arguing about where to go.
That's it.
Anyways, at the Aquarium, Billy and the Alien Rangers just waltz in, and they talk about
how awesome the marine life on Earth are, and what the hell, Cestro is using his brain
power to talk to a bunch of fish?
He's been told that there's a pure source of water in a stream outside the forest on
the outskirts of Angel Grove.
Then, Bulk and Skull come up, and they're super excited to see the Alien Rangers.
They also call Billy the old guy from the water park, which is funny to me.
Then, Cestro just morphs in front of everyone, leaving.
Cestro flips into a quarry, ad he says he feels like he's not alone, and suddenly,
he's attacking by a random claw, getting hit down the world's longest hill.
It's Witchblade, who looks awesome.
Now, the sun is setting for some reason, and Cestro is really struggling to stay alive
before he's cooked and dried out.
Okay, Alien water crap aside, this shot is beautiful.
Back to Rocky, we see that he and the boy has arrived at the volcano, and he just takes
some rope from the boy while he leaves to trek up the volcano.
Also, Goldar is spreading popcorn under the Command Center as a trail for himself.
Where the hell did that come from?
Billy calls Zordon, and it looks like they forgot to put in a noise to alarm him.
Zordon updates him on what's going on with Cestro, so he tells the Alien Rangers, and
it's morphin' time!
Meanwhile, Cestro is running on water like Jesus before everything around him blows up.
The Rangers are then there off screen, just posing about it.
Rita and Zedd are mad that Witchblade just knocked him into the water, apparently rehydrating
him?
Whatever, they make Witchblade grow giant, and the Alien Rangers attempt to call out
the Battle Borgs, but it doesn't work because of Zedd's forcefield thing, but honestly,
the best part is that the summoning music starts playing to just stop and fade out right
away when it fails.
10 out of 10 editing job, guys.
Then, they just call out the Shogunzords because yeah, they can just use those things instead,
guys.
The Rangers get sucked into the Zords before forming the Shogun Megazord to the tune of
the Alien Rangers theme.
And then, they immediately get out the fire sword, killing Witchblade in a single swing.
That was incredibly underwhelming.
On the moon, Rita and Zedd are fighting about how they lose, and Rita plans Zedd because
his friend, Witchblade, failed.
They also wonder what's going on with Goldar and Rito.
Then, Goldar finds himself at a dead end, and he starts to retrace his steps with the
popcorn to find where he was, and yeah, Rito was eating the popcorn so now they're both
lost.
At the volcano, Rocky gets up to the top, tossing the rope in before he starts to descend.
Pretty sure he'd be dead just from being this close, but whatever.
He repels down, finding a convenient cliff down there.
He then finds the crystal, reaching out and grabbing it as it glows blue.
Then, we just see him leaving the volcano, and there's a group of allegedly Mexicans
at the foot of the volcano, celebrating him.
The boy also says that the crystal was making the volcano unstable so now Rocky saved the
village?
Feel like that could've used some set up before now.
Also, does that mean that if the Rangers never needed to go get the Zeo Crystal again, this
village would've just been wiped out of existence?
Also, this boy's name is Pablo De Santos, which is Rocky's grandfather's name, evidently.
Ya know, because Rocky's last name is De Santos.
So…
I guess Rocky went back in time?
Again, if he didn't get the crystal, would he have just never been born then?
Then, Rocky just holds up the crystal and teleports away in a blue triangle fashion.
In the Command Center, Alpha has de-energized the shield that was blocking the Battle Borgs
when Rocky just drops in with his crystal.
They hope that the others are doing okay.
To be continued.
Over the credits, we see the editors struggling to find anything good to put there because
it's just alleged outtakes of the episode, but it's honestly not funny or weird or
anything.
This episode does well to set up what the Zeo Quests are going to be like.
Rocky went back into his past, retrieved his crystal, and now he's back.
Pretty run of the mill.
Other than that, it really feels like the Alien Rangers are just there to be suits fighting
monsters while the kid Rangers handle the story they wanted to tell as set up for the
next season, because, well, that's exactly what they're doing.
You could call this the closest thing we'll ever get to a Cestro focused episode in the
miniseries simply because he had a one-on-one battle, but that's a big stretch because
we still know nothing about his personality at all.
Will next time be better at balancing the two aspects of the miniseries?
Find out then, but until then, may the power protect you!
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